What do you expect from a WoW movie?

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7-22-2009 @ 2:34PM

Crusader Liannin said...

What do I expect?

Scantily clad big breasted women with wasp waists in body paint wearing improbable armor and carrying weapons bigger than they are as if they were made of sunbeams and gossamer fighting ridiculously overmuscled CGI Orcs, Trolls, and Tauren wearing just as improbable armor and wielding even more ludicrous weapons. I espect it to feature lots of pointless explosions and the plot to be thinner than soup kitchen gruel, and almost as tasteless.

What do I hope?
That I'm wrong about what I expect.
(Though I'm sure about the scantily clad women with huge breasts)

7-22-2009 @ 2:39PM

Ayane said...

Oh ya and absolutely no female will be over 25 (or even 22).

I say to all fans of male elves in the game...well get ready...cuz male elves are probably going to be portrayed in a way that may or may not cause us to roll our eyes completely out of our heads.

While Mr. 18-25 Jo-jock Moron pumps his fist into the air and drools into his popcorn.

Mark my words. >_>

7-22-2009 @ 2:40PM

devilsei said...

Crusader...
Thats a Micheal Bay movie, not a Sam Reimi movie :P

7-22-2009 @ 3:03PM

Crusader Liannin said...

@Devilsei: I sit corrected. =)

@Ayane: Oh yes, the NElf/BElf males will be every eye-rolling cliche given rubber or CGI flesh ever.

7-22-2009 @ 4:31PM

Ayane said...

@Crusader Liannin: You bet they will. Sadly we can't expect elven men to be treated with the same dignity and respect they were given in the LOTOR movies. Nope it'll proubly result in a further divide between those who see elves as a fascinating and lore rich people and those who well....who think all elves are just 'hawwwt femalz who wearz tape and string and bounce up and down.'

Ugh. :(

7-23-2009 @ 9:21AM

traptinacivicsi said...

Everything you said fits right in with the Warcraft Universe with the exception of the plot, which I don't think Blizzard would allow to be ruined.

P.S. Transformers 2 was amazing, exactly like the Transformers shows, so I don't understand why everyone bashed the fact the plot was so simple, Michael Bay was spot on.
Get off your high horse, and stop expecting every movie you see to be the most amazing movie you've ever seen.

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