Arcane Brilliance: Trial of the Champions loot preview for Mages

Each week Arcane Brilliance conjures a portal into the darkest regions of your soul. You should tip Arcane Brilliance, though....those reagents cost money, guys. Also, your soul has a lot of dark regions, so finding the darkest ones is actually kind of a pain. Seriously, tip. Arcane Brilliance took time out of its day to come over and open that portal for you--time that could have been spent killing Warlocks. Compensate Arcane Brilliance. I don't think that's asking too much, really. A couple thousand gold will do. Arcane Brilliance isn't picky. Oh, and Arcane Brilliance also has a Spectral Tiger mount to sell you...
Gather round, I want to tell you all a story.
Once upon a time, we all hit the level cap (or maybe you haven't yet, but just go with it). We were stumbling around Blasted Lands, or Netherstorm, or more recently, Storm Peaks or something, setting things on fire like we tend to do, and suddenly we realized we weren't getting experience points anymore. What to do now? Our gear sucked; we were tromping around sporting some kind of purple turban, a hideous brown shirt with agility on it, and probably a pink skirt that showed way too much leg or something. We glanced around and probably saw some other Mage flying by on a giant golden dragon, wearing a slick getup that looked as if had come off the rack as a matching set at Archmages R Us, carrying a staff that was constructed out of a full demon skeleton and pulsed with the pallid red malice of a thousand hells. We looked down at the flimsy stick or crappiness we'd found on a kobold corpse about 6 levels back, and we wanted more.
Unfortunately, the gear that other Mage had could only be obtained through raiding, and you couldn't spell DPS if you had a dictionary and a last name with 72 consonants in it. To get good gear, you had to have good gear, and your flimsy stick of crappiness just wasn't going to cut it. So you put your nose to the grindstone. You got into max-level instances. You ground reputation with 17 different factions. You saved your pennies and bought things on the auction house. You applied yourself to a profession until you could craft yourself some kind of epic pants or something. Little by little, you pieced together the best of what the pre-raid end-game had to offer, until one day your guild finally let you come along to your first raid. Then the Warlock won the roll on that sweet wand from the fourth boss, and you checked to see if you could kill another person through your computer screen, just by hating them enough. Turns out you can't. Shame.
Yes, gearing up for raiding used to be hard.
No more.
Patch 3.2 is bringing all of us a little something called the Trial of the Champion. For the first time in the history of WoW, a 5-man instance will be filled with bosses that all drop epic-quality loot. Every boss. Every major piece of loot. You can now enter a 5-man instance in a group comprised of: 1.) the annoying guy who was spamming in the trade channel, 2.) a buddy of yours who happened to be online, 3.) a keyboard turning Rogue who either doesn't speak English, hasn't learned how to communicate in-game yet, or is a burgeoning serial killer who lacks the capacity to interact socially with other people, and 4.) some Paladin who thinks they can tank as Ret--and you can leave it geared in epics. You'll wipe a lot in that specific group, as I have learned the hard way, but the underlying concept is solid.
The items in normal mode will all be item level 200. That's the same level of gear you can find in 10-man Naxx. Heroic will drop items at level 213. If you'd have told me a year ago that I'd be able to get that kind of gravy by running a 5-man, I'd have laughed in your face, in much the same way that I'd have laughed in your face if you'd told me in 2001 that the dorky kid brother from Even Stevens would someday be an action movie star playing opposite a computer generated Optimus Prime in what is simultaneously the most financially successful movie ever created and the herald of the coming apocalypse. Also...wait. That's still fricking stupid. Even if it did actually happen.
Here's how the loot breaks down for Mages:
(Obligatory disclaimer: All of this info comes from the PTR, and is subject to change, but with the patch coming literally any day now, I wouldn't expect much change.)
Normal Mode:
Belt of the Churning Blaze
The Confessor's Binding
Bindings of the Wicked
Handwraps of Surrendered Hope
Leggings of the Haggard Apprentice
Mantle of Inconsolable Fear
Signet of Purity
Brilliant Hailstone Amulet
Abyssal Rune
Tears of the Vanquished
Peruse that list one more time. Just by running normal mode a few times, you'll be able to potentially fill the following slots with epic gear: waist, wrist, hands, legs, shoulder, neck, finger, and a trinket or two. There are several pieces there that grant spell hit, which is crucial to cap out before raiding.
Once you've geared up a bit in the normal instance, you and your rag-tag band of misfit puggers can venture on up to heroic mode and fill up a bunch of your other gear slots with epicness. By then, maybe the Rogue will have learned how to type words into chat, the Ret Pally might have respecced into Prot, and the kid from Even Stephens will have starred in two more movies that pimp out your cherished childhood memories for millions of dollars. His turn as Quicksilver in the live-action adaptation of Silverhawks will eventually lead to his brutal murder at the hands of a thousand nerds at the San Diego Comic Con. But you won't even notice, because you're too busy getting your hands on Naxx-25-quality purples in a 5-man heroic and worrying that the Rogue in your group--who may or may not be a sociopath--is at some point going to show up at your house, laptop in hand, and ask you if he can lick your hair.
Heroic Mode:
Boots of the Crackling Flame
Embrace of Madness
Gaze of the Unknown
Kurisu's Indecision
Sinner's Confession
Spectral Kris
So that gives us sweet loot for our heads, feet, chest, backs, other fingers, and our sweaty palms. I mean, look at that freaking dagger! If you aren't 80 yet, imagine snapping that up when you hit max level. If you've been 80 for awhile now, imagine having that puppy in-hand before you'd even set foot into Naxx. That's a little like I imagine It'd have been if I'd had access to the internet when I was a kid. I don't know how every kid's head doesn't explode with happiness every single day they wake up in this modern age. When I was their age, our idea of an MMO was three nerds, some graph paper, and a 20 sided die. We didn't have Youtube or Netflix. We had to go to the rental place and fork over three bucks for Robot Jox, thinking how could a movie about giant robots be bad, and then realize we had been so, so very wrong.
In addition, you can start earning Emblems of Conquest from every heroic instance, meaning you can fill in any gaps in your gear with even more epics. You can be fully decked out in pretty much full epics long before you ever step foot into any kind of raid whatsoever. I'm not sure that's a good thing. Maybe Robot Jox and graph paper made me a better person? I don't know. Still, would I trade in Youtube for the refining fire that was being a teenager in the early 90's? No, sir. Progress is progress, I guess. We'll have to see how it all plays out. In the mean time, go pug yourself some epics, and watch Silverhawks on Youtube. Before Michael Bay options the film rights to it, casts Hugh Jackman as Bluegrass, gives Jessica Alba a keytar and lets her play Melodia, and takes another giant dump on my childhood.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Shionia Jul 25th 2009 8:15PM
The gear envy story that spins out before the jump made me laugh out loud.
devilsei Jul 25th 2009 8:16PM
Umm... didn't Magister's Terrace have epics that drop off each boss as well? So this dungeon wouldn't necessarily be the first to do it.
Dreamer Jul 25th 2009 8:23PM
Yes, but that was only on heroic mode.
devilsei Jul 25th 2009 8:23PM
be more on topic, the story tidbit was definitely funny, and made me chuckle.
And that Dagger, the "Spectral Kris", I'm hoping the model that WoWhead shows isn't right, cause I'm sure at least a few Allies will be angry that a bunch of hordies are running around with a dagger that used to be "just theirs" in terms of its model.
devilsei Jul 25th 2009 8:24PM
Ahh, okay nevermind about my comment then at least heh.
I only ran MagT a couple of times, and I remember epics droppin but thats it heh.
Nick S Jul 25th 2009 11:21PM
Magister's Terrace was also decently challenging.
If you're not on the PTR, read some of the comments on the PTR forum about the difficulty level of Trial.
Turtlehead Jul 26th 2009 2:21PM
The last boss always dropped a mix of epic and blue. The others have blue on normal and both on heroic. Some of the blues were better than epics. http://www.wowhead.com/?item=34704 comes to mind. The place dropped almost all epic quality gear it was simply the wrong color.
Eric Tapley Jul 25th 2009 9:01PM
That was some of the most entertaining writing I've seen online in a long time (Fake Steve Jobs and David Thorne also come to mind). I really appreciate your weaving generational humor into an otherwise potentially boring list piece (trolls - note I said *potentially* - so I mean in theory and am not criticizing this article).
I, too, came to age in the late 80s and 90s and all of your references bring me back to younger days!
boatarific Jul 25th 2009 8:39PM
a comment on wowhead for Embrace of Madness:
"Warning: Equipping this in Sparta causes a knockback effect."
haha.
Ivanjkg Jul 25th 2009 8:43PM
Hahaha I love this writer. Thanks so much for these hilarious articles!
I'm also really excited for this instance, I've got a 71 mage that I'm determined to level and make my main. :D
Kyo Jul 25th 2009 8:51PM
Another column of pure win.
WoWie Zowie Jul 25th 2009 8:50PM
ok i'm sold, i love this column
i loled a lot, and i love the loot breakdown
Cetha Jul 25th 2009 8:52PM
I am a big fan of your writing style. Do you write for anything else? Or published anything?
Masarah Jul 25th 2009 9:38PM
Not sure why you included Tears of the Vanquished.
While this has a nice healthy lot of Int on it, the effect will only proc on helpful spells.
I can certainly understand that fireballing stuff helps everyone but thats simply not Blizzards interpretation of it.
themightysven Jul 25th 2009 11:14PM
he intends to cast arcane intellect on everyone every after every damage spell.
Masarah Jul 26th 2009 1:00AM
I intend to add Dampen Magic Rank 1 to my spell rotation just to proc this.
Turtlehead Jul 26th 2009 2:21PM
Yeah, it shouldn't be on the list. Not only because lvl 70 green trinkets are better but because listing ups the chance of an idiotmage rolling on it and promptly getting holy shocked to death.
"Masarah Jul 26th 2009 1:00AM
I intend to add Dampen Magic Rank 1 to my spell rotation just to proc this."
That's either funniest joke I've read all year or someone needs to perform an intervention and take your mage away. I'm amused either way :)
Cyanea Jul 25th 2009 9:49PM
The QQ will be epic when I outroll you on my Warlock for most of that stuff.
Evil Midnight Lurker Jul 25th 2009 10:41PM
I didn't think anyone else alive had allowed themselves to remember Silverhawks.
Now, if anyone other than me can remember Tigersharks I'll be *really* impressed. :)
MusedMoose Jul 26th 2009 10:07AM
I remember Tigersharks. I remember getting into a huge argument with my friend about whether the dog turned into a dogfish and we couldn't look up what a dogfish actually looked like 'cause the internet as we know it didn't exist back then. Wow, I feel old.
And excellent column as usual. Granted, the third expansion will be out by the time I hit 80 with my mage, but still, AB is always a blast to read.