[1.Local]: I can haz in-jokes

Reader comments -- ahh, yes, the juicy goodness following a meaty post. [1.Local] ducks past the swinging doors to see what readers have been chatting about in the back room over the past week.
The green-eyed loot monster contemplating readers from the top of this week's We Have a Tabard appeared to be the source of some agitation for one reader. "I wish each and every person who ever used an 'I can haz' joke was firebombed into oblivion, including the author of this story who posted that braindead image," complained Preston. "Internet memes are some of the dumbest trends on the planet."
Readers seemed to feel otherwise, peppering this week's comments with insider jokes, geek references, internet memes and a generally wry outlook on WoW and life. Join hands around the bonfire, boys and girls, and let us indulge in an entire post's worth of internet memes and dumb trends ... courtesy of our very own readers.
| A second look at Maiev Shadowsong Maiev Shadowsong: you love to hate her ... hate to love her ... despise her ... adore her ... argue about her history and intentions ... Or like commenter CapnSkillet, you deftly apply a geek culture reference that wraps it up with a bow and closes down the thread: "Maiev – 'Hello, my name is Maiev Shadowsong. You killed my sisters. Prepare to die! Hello, my name is Maiev Shadowsong. You killed my sisters. Prepare to die!'" |
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| Dwarf levels solely by exploring A post about a guy who decided to do nothing but explore right from level one – no quests, no killing, no no PvP, all the way to World Explorer at level 17 -- was bound to generate a long string of kudos punctuated by trolling complaints about the pointlessness of it all. But reader Camaris' view of the affair brought to bear the clearest rationale of all: "I'm not impressed. The last time a dwarf went exploring, he awakened an Old God. Twice." |
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| My Lich King Pony Some people just can't be satisfied. But we gotta say – here at WoW.com, we do take care of our own. cedric.roland: So, THIS is the pony GC promised us? Pfft ... I wanted a bigger pony. With more horns. And guns. Yeah, guns. And he breathes fire. Royal: Still missing the horns and fire, but hey -- least you have the guns! |
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| Icy blue heart One can never get too far down the road during any given week without a debate about science and a Pokemon reference or two. Badger: "And for some reason, water enemies are weak to lightning, which bears no resemblance to real life. I have yet to see flood waters be harmed by a downed power line. The people in the flood waters, on the other hand ..." That never occurred to me until you pointed it out. WTF is the deal with that, anyway? Baldagrim: Water enemies are weak to lightning to an actual natural process known as electrolysis. If you run an electric current (in this case, a lightning bolt) through a body of water (i.e. a water elemental), it separates the hydrogen and oxygen of the water into their elements. People need to stay awake in chemistry class. As for Naga, fish, etc., the ocean becomes a lightning field. Cooked calamari, anyone? Agerath: Sea water isn't alive, though, is it? Were the water shaped into a sentient being, I can see electricity doing a fair bit of damage. Wither: Been a long time since I did any chemistry, but this doesn't sound right at all. Electrolysis only occurs when there is a chemical reaction between the electrolyte and electrode; when lighting strikes, there is no electrode, no electrolysis. The damage from lightning is often from heat, generated when the current has to pass through resistance. If there is little resistance, or it is spread out over a large body, such as in a large body of water, the heat generated is pretty small. I think there are a few dangers to creatures swimming, The first is that in a very large body of water, swimmers may be the highest object on the surface and so your head is a likely target for a strike. Secondly, in saline waters, your body may actually be more conductive than the water, so carry most of the current. Thirdly, the electrical shock to your brain or heart didn't kill you outright, you might be knocked unconscious and drown. Um, yes, so back to Azeroth. Maybe water elementals have a susceptibility to lightning because the current channels through to their vital organs more efficiently. /shrug Wither: Oh I'm wrong :(, electrolysis doesn't need a reactive electrode. Baldagrim was right -- it would occur at the point wherever current leaves on enters the body of water. Back to my chemistry books for me! pietrex: One word: Pokémon. Hedwinkle: /agree The Pokémon elements should be obeyed at all times! |
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| Hogger launches WoW Rookie Directory Forget Maiev Shadowsong – quake before the hot, stinking breath of Hogger. Cyno01: It's really not fair for Blizz to sneak a no-win scenario into the game like this. Hogger truly is WoW's Kobayashi Maru. I mean, just look at this screenshot. Otome: I screamed when I saw Hogger's mug there. Anyway, that is quite possibly the most epic quest to get The Loremaster with, hands down. But leave it to Hoggersbud to string together the most internet memes: Hoggersbud: Hogger cannot be defeated. Strike him down, he only rises stronger, and more angry. That is the power of the Dark Side. Why did the Lich King invade? To try to defeat Hogger! Who will be revealed as the final boss of WoW, after whose defeat the game will permanently end, all accounts will be cancelled and the servers deleted? Ultimate Super-Saiyan Majin Hogger One Million of Earth 42! (Fortunately, since Boss Hogger can never be defeated, only thwarted, that'll never happen. Yes, he can be thwarted. That's why he hates them Duke boys so much! And their little dog, too!) But remember, all your base are belong to Hogger -- who is in it killing your dudes with the power of HEART! |
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
MusedMoose Aug 2nd 2009 6:13PM
Since I missed the original conversation, I just want to flex a tiny bit of old-school geek cred and say that water monsters have been weak to lightning attacks since the first Final Fantasy game. *grin*
Of course, now someone's going to bring in an even older example of it.... Heh!
Psycholips Aug 2nd 2009 6:23PM
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Water_Elemental
Couldn't resist.
Booyaka Aug 2nd 2009 6:27PM
Is that a Captain Planet reference in the post from Hoggersbud?
Angus Aug 3rd 2009 1:17AM
yes.
Though most people use Cpt. Planet in shaman comments...
still waiting on the heart totem...
Sleutel Aug 2nd 2009 6:36PM
I didn't notice it before, but... Is that cat covered in dandruff or did it sneeze into some flour?
Malfural Aug 2nd 2009 8:47PM
It's probably snow since the best 'epix' are in Northrend. And if you think they look too small to be snowflakes, that's because the cat is huge.
Phil Aug 2nd 2009 6:43PM
You know they kid about Hogger being the final boss of the game, while I personally don't that would ever happen it would be pretty freaking hysterical. Personally many many years from now when they do shut down wow they should re tune Hogger to be the hardest boss in the game, and stick him out in the middle of Elwynn Forest and let him annihilate everyone. I for one would re up my account to see that ( assuming I had it cancelled at the time )
Nagrim Aug 2nd 2009 7:17PM
I was under the impression he already was.
epsilon343 Aug 2nd 2009 7:23PM
That would be the best way to end the game:
Hogger becomes enraged!
[1.Local] Hogger:
[1.Local] Hogger: I've had enough of this crap!
Hogger becomes unstoppable.
link Aug 3rd 2009 12:25AM
Hogger is the one melting the ice stone.
gallow Aug 7th 2009 10:27PM
wow cynoo1
am i the only one who noticed hes on a private server
i mean his dps IS over 3 million
Ullaana Aug 2nd 2009 7:13PM
Electrolysis only occurs is water with some type of impurity, hence "pure" water would be unaccexted. However "pure" water does not occur in nature, and a living being would surely have chemicals in its physical make-up.
Ullaana Aug 2nd 2009 7:14PM
Electrolysis only occurs in water with some type of impurity, hence "pure" water would be unaffected. However "pure" water does not occur in nature, and a living being would surely have chemicals in its physical make-up.
Ullaana Aug 2nd 2009 7:15PM
Sorry for the double post
Ullaana Aug 2nd 2009 7:16PM
Sorry for the double post. :P
Ruth Aug 2nd 2009 8:10PM
Wow... that Preston fellow needs some anti-depressants or something.
alex Aug 2nd 2009 11:25PM
"Internet memes are some of the dumbest trends on the planet."
I had to laugh. Obviously this person has never seen the other trends on this planet.
Suzaku Aug 3rd 2009 1:14AM
I don't personally have a problem with memes, so long as they aren't past their expiration date, or at least have a drop of humor in them.
The problem, however, is that WoW is where old memes go to die, and that the death of memes in WoW is a long, sad, cringe-worthy process. The unfortunate truth is that most memes begin to gain popularity in the WoW community at approximately the same time that overuse in other parts of cyberspace has left them ground into a fine powder. It's at this point that memes are truly ready for consumption by a host of 12-to-24-year-old WoW players, who greedily snort them and begin to writhe violently, injuring those nearby as they erratically flail their appendages, trapped in the death throes of an old meme until every last ounce is spent and it's utterly forgotten.
In short, the life cycle of a meme, providing it's got enough momentum:
The meme is conceived, then circulates 4chan for a time. ->
The meme spreads out to other like-minded message boards. ->
The meme stops being funny. ->
The meme spreads to the blog-o-sphere or the internet in general. ->
The meme reaches fringe mass media, such as Last Call with Carson Daily. ->
The meme officially becomes old. ->
The meme gains mainstream media attention and is featured on morning news shows. ->
The meme reaches the official WoW forums. ->
The meme, having lost all vestiges of humor, is randomly inserted in WoW discussions for the next year or two. ->
The meme finally dies.
This whole process takes OVER 9,000 years, providing you don't get lost and find yourself RICKROLLED or caring for LOLCATS. If you're lucky, CHUCK NORRIS will FALCON PUNCH ALL YOUR BASE and blah blah blah shoop da woop millhouse orly? yarly.
Angus Aug 3rd 2009 1:20AM
That last paragraph was simultaneously on of the most brilliant and perverse combinations of memes I have seen in ages. Had you added a reference to the goggles doing nothing and a fat kid with a lightsaber you might have reversed the big bang...
Smoe Aug 3rd 2009 4:35AM
You missed a few meme's that have been a part of wow culture.
Anal- Got so bad it was deemed ban-able by Blizzard.
Spawn more overlords- Any Starcraft quote will proc millions of other Starcraft quotes ... unless you play horde ... they really suck at that sort of thing.
In my pants/In bed- Similar to Anal.
Bleet- this is only on Skywall (Alliance side), but when you constantly start spamming "bleet" in trade chat, one person joins in ... then another ... then half of the alliance trade chat.
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