Time is Money: On patrol
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Individual results may vary. If you are not level 80 yet, you won't make as much gold, but you will gain a whopping amount of experience!
So how can you take advantage of this once-a-day offer? By going on a Troll Patrol of course! You need to finish in 20 minutes or less to get the full benefits, but lucky for you, I have all the tips to get you movin'.
Overview
After accepting Troll Patrol, you will have to visit four different quest givers. Alchemist Finklestein is perhaps the main reason why this quest chain can be so frustrating; but more on him later.
The other three, Captains Rupert, Grondel and Brandon, will not give you the same set of tasks every day. Fortunately, there are not so many that this should pose a problem.
When you have done them all, if you have completed the entire chain within the 20 minute time limit, you will get an additional quest called Congratulations! that you must accept and then hand in at the Argent Stand.
This chain will eat up 6 of your 25 allotted daily quests. The average amount of gold per daily is very low, while the amount of gold for the time invested is quite high. If you never approach the 25 quest maximum, then this chain is ideal for you. If, however, you have a lot of time to play and you generally do a whack of dailies, then you'll want to give this a pass.
Getting Started
Because Alchemist Finklestein's quest can be time-consuming, confusing, and downright infuriating while you're learning it, it is best to do his quest first.
Accept Troll Patrol at Argent Stand and head over to his location and get to work. If you end up taking longer than 5-7 minutes to complete his task, abandon both quests now. You will be able to restart with a fresh timer. This is preferable to doing all of the other sub-quests, banging your head against a wall with the Alchemist, and blowing the timer. The rewards are pitiful without that 20 minute bonus.
Alchemist Finklestein's Task
As soon as you accept the quest, he will begin asking you for ingredients to fetch for his pot. Flanking his alcove are two little side chambers with shelves and barrels and such containing different items.
To keep track of what he wants of you, I recommend monitoring your chat feed rather than trying to keep it memorized. As soon as you dump one item into the pot, he'll immediately request another.
Many items can be found in both chambers, while some will only appear on one side or the other.
- Are you a visual learner? Check out this Alchemist's Apprentice video guide!
- Fancy a chart? Ilovemuffins (Wowhead handle) made one up using actual in-game photos of each item! Right/left directions are from your viewpoint facing the Alchemist and the cauldron.
Remember, if you are taking too long, simply abandon the quest, along with Troll Patrol, and restart the whole thing. Some people say that you can leave it as long as 10 minutes, but I'd say 7 at the latest. This will also depend on how quickly you can travel to and from the other quests.
Captains' Tasks
- Map to all four quest givers. The Alchemist is the one in the top left, while the other dots represent the Captains. You can do the Captains' tasks in any order.
- Here is a complete list of the possible quests that each Captain might give. I suggest familiarizing yourself with all of them beforehand, so that you don't have to do as much reading while the timer is ticking!
Having the ability to fly in cold weather, whether epic speed or not, is extremely helpful in making the timer. With the new mount prices and level requirements as of patch 3.2, this is easier (and cheaper) than ever.
Try to fight as little as possible. Staying alive and moving through the tasks is your best chance at the bonus reward. Try not to have to eat and drink, but if you do, make the time productive by re-reading your next quest or checking the map for your next destination.
If travel is an issue, set your hearth to the Argent Stand to shave off some time at the end. Questhelper, if you use it, can also be handy.
Rewards
At level 80, with the 20 minute timer, you will get, in total:
- 44g91s
- 850 Argent Crusade Reputation
- Patroller's Pack with items worth anywhere from 50s to over 15g, with a chance at an epic spoof trinket called the Deputy Pa'trolla Badge.
- 31g12s
- 68.8k experience + the pack and reputation listed above
- There is some debate about the exact amount of experience awarded, as Wowhead's numbers don't match up, but it is around 60-70k nonetheless.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Cypher210 Aug 7th 2009 5:14PM
For Finklestein's task, download EasySerum and save yourself some headaches along the way.
Almoderate Aug 7th 2009 8:59PM
Confirmed. I've been using this addon since the first time I tried this quest. It takes a bit of getting used to the first time you use it, but after that, you get it done the first time every time.
Additionally, all the items can be found on the bottom three shelves. There's no need to stress on trying to get to that top shelf.
parjoe Aug 7th 2009 10:46PM
I should have known there was an add on. I did this for about a week and only got done in under 20 on the last day. (I finally got exalted with ac so I stopped).
Man what a frustrating chore. I did find that a plus movement speed gem helped a bit with Finklestein though.
Lemons Aug 8th 2009 4:44AM
Or...dust off that worthless gray mass you keep in your skull, suck it up, and just remember where the frocking stuff is.
Cypher210 Aug 8th 2009 11:44AM
Thanks for your worthless reply Lemons. Does it make you feel like a big man to be an ass on the internet?
QQInsider Aug 9th 2009 7:48PM
Lemons, some of us have better things to do with our grey mass than using it to remember this kind of worthless information. You obviously don't, congratulations.
Aximand Aug 7th 2009 5:14PM
For the Alchemist Finklestein part, use the addon: Finklestein daily serum quest helper. Completely removes the frustration factor by putting a marker on your minimap for each reagent as he calls out for them.
Alithoe Aug 7th 2009 5:14PM
Two things:
1) If you're a priest you can levitate to reach just about anything on the top shelves. I believe the taller races (e.g. tauren) also get this benefit.
2) There is an add-on on curse at
http://wow.curse.com/downloads/wow-addons/details/finklestein.aspx
That helps with the finklestein bit of the daily.
Maximize Aug 7th 2009 5:23PM
Its really only average gold return for the time. And the trinket is retardedly rare (1 in 1000). The Argent Tournament, Icecrown, and even the Storm Peaks dailies are a better time investment.
Melvyl Aug 7th 2009 5:24PM
When I got done with this on my Paladin, I promised myself I would never do them again. Now I am doing them daily on my DK and have a perfect record. I always save the Alchemist for last.
My suggestions: 1) Epic Flight 2) Memorize the first set of shelves to the right. The first 1-3 items are nearly always right there. 3) On 4-6: Go Left and make sure you know where Raptor Claw, Prismatic Mojo, and Abomination Guts are. 4) It also helps to remember the difference between Spikey Spider Egg and Pickled Eagle Egg and also Blight Crystal and Crushed Basilisk Crystal.
It actually seems more complicated than it is. And I don't know what the Badge drop rate is, but I have never seen one in all the times I have run this.
brownyboi Aug 8th 2009 5:14AM
Same here! Spent ages doing this quest on my paladin, now levelling a death knight and the mental trauma of having done the alchemist's quest every day for a month is finally wearing off.
Personally I always started off with this quest, being as it was the one that I was most likely to mess up - if I had less than 13 or so minutes left after completing it, I'd abandon the quest and start all over again.
Addons for it? Yeah, I used that apparently optional addon known as "My Brain".
Graham Ribchester Aug 7th 2009 5:26PM
Or just make 100g in 5 minutes each day by doing the jewelcrafting daily and buying a Dragon's Eye.
elvendude Aug 7th 2009 5:47PM
Better yet. Don't buy the Dragon's Eye. Buy a cut, cut some gems, list, and make hundreds to thousands a day.
Graham Ribchester Aug 7th 2009 6:31PM
Except you've bought all the recipes because you were smart enough to stockpile Titanium ore before the patch.
Kenny Aug 7th 2009 5:50PM
Really? Dailies? Anyone who would even be remotely interested in making money has found out this method is SLOW. Try leveling a profession and using that to your advantage. Play the Auction House. Be creative. Don't do dailies as a form of monetary income. They are tedious and become extremely boring after a few days. After that, it feels like a job. No one wants to work while they play.
Sargenus Aug 7th 2009 6:02PM
'Cause everyone is an AH wiz. Right?
PeeWee Aug 7th 2009 6:07PM
He doesn't realize that his money-making off the AH is a result of not everyone trying to play it, but tries to make money from dailies.
If you find a way to make good money, STFU about it.
UIGuy Aug 7th 2009 6:06PM
I haven't used the addon, but I did make a map of the ingredients I kept next to me while performing the alchemy portion of the quests.
As for the other quests, I am not sure if this still works but this was my strategy on my Pally (who resides on an RP-PVP server.
Accept Troll PaTroll (main quest).
Accept and Complete the other 3 - But do not turn them in (they are 'complete').
Drop Troll PaTroll (main quest).
Re-aquire Troll PaTroll quest. (time resets)
Do the Alchemist Finklestein quest. Turn in.
Turn in other 3.
Do not do the Alchemist Finklestein first or you will not be able to reset.
On an RP server, getting under the time-cap is doable. On a PVP server, it only takes one attempted gank to create a real problem.
Dragonrose Aug 8th 2009 11:03AM
This. I was about to post this method, it's really simple and unstressful to get the "congratulations!" quest.
uncaringbear Aug 7th 2009 7:19PM
I'm would say there are easier and less frustrating dailies to do that would earn you a similar return. Ebon Blade and Sons of Hodir come to mind. However, if you're needing Argent Crusade rep, these dailies will make a significant contribution. Needless to say, I was pretty happy when I finally hit exalted and didn't have to do these anymore.