Know Your Lore: World of Warcraft Cataclysm Goblins

The shrewd and tenacious goblins are the Horde's newest playable race with the Cataclysm expansion. Though considered the go-to neutral race in World of Warcraft thus far, the goblins have an active history of working with the Horde -- as well as some shady deaings with many of Azeroth's other sentient races -- in previous Warcraft games. So strong is the goblins' reputation for driving a hard bargain that a dwarvish saying for doing the impossible is "cheating a goblin".
Interestingly, they weren't always the eccentric and self-destructive inventors, tradesmen, and arms dealers we know them to be today. The first reference to goblins in official lore, chronologically, is in the War of the Ancients trilogy of novels, which indicates that the goblins have been around for quite some time. Once a reclusive, barely sentient race native to the isle of Kezan, the race was in thrall to the jungle trolls, employed as miners in the island's tunnels and caves. It was while mining that goblins first discovered the mineral kaja'mite, the key to their meteoric rise in intelligence.
Sensing some sort of power to the mineral, the goblins hoarded it and shaped it into ritual objects. Soon enough, the goblins noticed a drastic rise in their intelligence and began to create technology, starting first with weapons and armor and expanding to far more complex items. Using their newfound intelligence, the goblins freed themselves of the jungle trolls and took over the entire isle. During this golden age, goblins developed Azeroth's first steam technologies -- supposedly far more advanced than even current dwarven technology -- and other incredibly complex devices. Unfortunately, they discovered too late that kaja'mite had a finite supply, and their continued increase in intelligence was entirely dependent on the mineral. Fleets of ships soon departed from their capital city of Undermine, sailing out to all corners of Azeroth in a desperate search for more kaja'mite.
It was a futile effort. No more kaja'mite existed in the world, and after a few thousand years, the goblins found that their intelligence had planed out. They could no longer operate or create the technologies they had once made and worked with ease. Some remnants of their old genius remained, though it mainly resulted in the hilariously jury-rigged goblin tech we see today. The planet's other sentient races no longer desired the dilapidated and dangerous machinery and goblin commerce suffered significantly.

Seeing that they could no longer rely on their machinery for income, goblins embraced commerce and began their storied history as the world's finest and shrewdest tradesmen.
Though not involved with the First War, the goblins saw the potential for enormous profit by joining the Horde during the Second War. In return for supplying the Horde with weapons of war, the goblins would receive gold and loot from the war. The goblins had every reason to believe that the unstoppable orc juggernaut would win the war, but those illusions were soon shattered. Though initial profits were fantastic, the goblins considered the losses -- both plausible and definite -- too great, and until now have considered the Horde partnership a disaster. The goblin Trade Princes, directing trade and commerce from the goblin capital city of Undermine, forbade any further exclusive alliances with the world's sentient races.
In the Third War, goblins returned to their roots of playing both sides, and supplied the Horde and Alliance with transportation and machinery. Many goblins offered their services as mercenaries for both factions as well, and the war ended mostly successfully for the goblins. In World of Warcraft, the goblins run the majority of neutral cities around terrestrial Azeroth, as well as a few in Outland. Up until now, in fact, the goblins were quite comfortable in their neutral lifestyle.
With the return of Deathwing and the Cataclysm that he's brought onto Azeroth, the goblins find themselves in true mortal danger for the first time in thousands of years. The stirring of the earth resulted in an active volcano erupting from under Kezan, and a Trade Prince seized the opportunity to make some fast gold. Promising his fellow goblins safe passage off of the island, he took their life savings and sent them on their way -- to slavery.
His plan (and his ship) fell apart when it ran afoul of some Alliance ships that were assaulting a lone Horde ship. The end result of the crossfire was a shipwreck on the Lost Isles off the coast of Kalimdor, where the Goblins would rekindle their alliance with the Horde -- this time for protection, not profit.
Filed under: Know your Lore, Cataclysm, Goblin






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
The Giant Aug 22nd 2009 3:09PM
"Unfortunately, they discovered too late that kaja'mite had a finite supply, and their continued increase in intelligence was entirely -independent- on the mineral."
Wouldn't that be dependent? If it were independent, the loss of kaja'mite shouldn't prove a problem.
ToxicPopsicle Aug 22nd 2009 3:12PM
My goblin will be the greediest bank alt of them all.
Pssh... All of my characters will be goblins unless Blizz revamps all the racials.
ZakuraX Aug 22nd 2009 5:24PM
Think they said in the question and answer part that they would.
DxC Aug 22nd 2009 3:12PM
i await the tons of goblin deathknights lol
Elmo Aug 22nd 2009 3:25PM
But why is the Alliance fighting them?
Agerath Aug 22nd 2009 3:36PM
Blackone, here displaying the sort of sage and carefully-plotted reasoning of the average horde player.
Nick Aug 22nd 2009 3:37PM
The Alliance isn't fighting them. The Horde D-Bags were attacking the Alliance and the Goblins got caught in the crossfire. More likely a Horde ship blew them out of the water, considering the Alliance has things like TRAINING THEIR SOLDIERS... And the first people they met were the orcs, so they allied with the Horde.
Alchemistmerlin Aug 22nd 2009 3:42PM
Because the WoW writers aren't very good at their jobs.
Nathaniel Aug 22nd 2009 3:45PM
actually, it is likely that the alliance was in this case attacking the horde, as the single horde ship will probably have had Thrall on it (probably trying to broker emergency diplomacy that Varian will spit upon). The goblins then accidentally rescue Thrall from the alliance and, voila! A new horde race.
Randomize Aug 22nd 2009 3:53PM
More like the Alliance fleet of ships decided to ambush the lone Horde ship, sensing an easy victory. The Goblins were probably just passing through, and then the Alliance ships saw it, and decided to also attack it too. Taking into account that the ruler of the humans is Wrynn, it really isn't hard to believe.
Lannden Aug 22nd 2009 4:15PM
And theres a chance the hordes new leader is Garrosh. Yeah ill take the man who has a reason to hate someone over the man who hates someone just to have someone to hate.
Germ Aug 22nd 2009 4:45PM
Why couldn't Saurfang be the new Warchief? I'd swear allegiance to him.
Lannden Aug 22nd 2009 4:53PM
I agree there anyone but Garrosh
Sinistro Aug 22nd 2009 5:18PM
I'm sure blizzard will explain this in some quests in the goblin starting zone.
Groth Aug 22nd 2009 5:21PM
My greatest disappointment is that as a Tauren, I get to see a warmongering fool murder the Grand Chief of my tribe, and I still have to stay loyal to the moron. It's almost enough to make me roll a Worgen.
Except that would just be trading one psychopathic idiot for another. And at least Garrosh has better hair than the wannabe-Saiyan king of Stormwind
Plus I'd leave before I side with gnomes.
Hopefully, Garrosh will be eaten/driven mad by Deathwing or just overthrown by the thinking-man's Horde.
skreeran Aug 22nd 2009 6:30PM
@Groth
My thoughts exactly... My only hope if Garrosh is made Warchief and they don't immediately have a quest to kick him out is to reroll Draenei, the overall morally "Good-est" (as opposed to best) race and just ignore Varian until they fix the Horde.
Or I might just quit. Save a couple bucks.
Lannden Aug 22nd 2009 8:25PM
Im a allience loyal but i respect the new horde and thrall i a lot i like his speak softly and carry a big stick style. Im afraid Garrosh is going to send the horde back to the old horde style of just killing anything that gets in your way. Lore wise i could see the tauren leaving the horde if something like this happened. Garrosh would probably strong arm them to keep them in (ie kill Cairne leader and put someone who fits his ideals in place).
Meethan Aug 22nd 2009 3:31PM
Sacco really likes goblins.
Michael Sacco Aug 22nd 2009 3:32PM
Only the ladies.
Michael Sacco Aug 22nd 2009 3:34PM
WAIT NO