Know Your Lore: World of Warcraft Cataclysm Goblins

The shrewd and tenacious goblins are the Horde's newest playable race with the Cataclysm expansion. Though considered the go-to neutral race in World of Warcraft thus far, the goblins have an active history of working with the Horde -- as well as some shady deaings with many of Azeroth's other sentient races -- in previous Warcraft games. So strong is the goblins' reputation for driving a hard bargain that a dwarvish saying for doing the impossible is "cheating a goblin".
Interestingly, they weren't always the eccentric and self-destructive inventors, tradesmen, and arms dealers we know them to be today. The first reference to goblins in official lore, chronologically, is in the War of the Ancients trilogy of novels, which indicates that the goblins have been around for quite some time. Once a reclusive, barely sentient race native to the isle of Kezan, the race was in thrall to the jungle trolls, employed as miners in the island's tunnels and caves. It was while mining that goblins first discovered the mineral kaja'mite, the key to their meteoric rise in intelligence.
Sensing some sort of power to the mineral, the goblins hoarded it and shaped it into ritual objects. Soon enough, the goblins noticed a drastic rise in their intelligence and began to create technology, starting first with weapons and armor and expanding to far more complex items. Using their newfound intelligence, the goblins freed themselves of the jungle trolls and took over the entire isle. During this golden age, goblins developed Azeroth's first steam technologies -- supposedly far more advanced than even current dwarven technology -- and other incredibly complex devices. Unfortunately, they discovered too late that kaja'mite had a finite supply, and their continued increase in intelligence was entirely dependent on the mineral. Fleets of ships soon departed from their capital city of Undermine, sailing out to all corners of Azeroth in a desperate search for more kaja'mite.
It was a futile effort. No more kaja'mite existed in the world, and after a few thousand years, the goblins found that their intelligence had planed out. They could no longer operate or create the technologies they had once made and worked with ease. Some remnants of their old genius remained, though it mainly resulted in the hilariously jury-rigged goblin tech we see today. The planet's other sentient races no longer desired the dilapidated and dangerous machinery and goblin commerce suffered significantly.

Seeing that they could no longer rely on their machinery for income, goblins embraced commerce and began their storied history as the world's finest and shrewdest tradesmen.
Though not involved with the First War, the goblins saw the potential for enormous profit by joining the Horde during the Second War. In return for supplying the Horde with weapons of war, the goblins would receive gold and loot from the war. The goblins had every reason to believe that the unstoppable orc juggernaut would win the war, but those illusions were soon shattered. Though initial profits were fantastic, the goblins considered the losses -- both plausible and definite -- too great, and until now have considered the Horde partnership a disaster. The goblin Trade Princes, directing trade and commerce from the goblin capital city of Undermine, forbade any further exclusive alliances with the world's sentient races.
In the Third War, goblins returned to their roots of playing both sides, and supplied the Horde and Alliance with transportation and machinery. Many goblins offered their services as mercenaries for both factions as well, and the war ended mostly successfully for the goblins. In World of Warcraft, the goblins run the majority of neutral cities around terrestrial Azeroth, as well as a few in Outland. Up until now, in fact, the goblins were quite comfortable in their neutral lifestyle.
With the return of Deathwing and the Cataclysm that he's brought onto Azeroth, the goblins find themselves in true mortal danger for the first time in thousands of years. The stirring of the earth resulted in an active volcano erupting from under Kezan, and a Trade Prince seized the opportunity to make some fast gold. Promising his fellow goblins safe passage off of the island, he took their life savings and sent them on their way -- to slavery.
His plan (and his ship) fell apart when it ran afoul of some Alliance ships that were assaulting a lone Horde ship. The end result of the crossfire was a shipwreck on the Lost Isles off the coast of Kalimdor, where the Goblins would rekindle their alliance with the Horde -- this time for protection, not profit.
Filed under: Know your Lore, Cataclysm, Goblin






Reader Comments (Page 2 of 3)
Meethan Aug 22nd 2009 4:13PM
Lady goblins?
Meethan Aug 22nd 2009 4:14PM
MYTH!
Red Viking Aug 22nd 2009 3:32PM
People don't care that you were the first person to reply to a forum thread and find it annoying that you think it's the highlight of your day.
Stop it. Stop it now.
Rabidgun Aug 22nd 2009 3:40PM
Someone should write a novel on the history of the goblins. Learning about the Kaja'mite was interesting
Suzaku Aug 23rd 2009 8:14AM
Their history was largely explained in the Dark Factions RPG sourcebook which came out in 2008.
Lore_nub Aug 23rd 2009 12:09AM
Technically, all of this information was pulled from the (now discontinued) WoW RPG books. I would tell you more info, but my copy of Dark Factions, which is where this lore came from, is being loaned out, but I'm sure you can go somewhere online to find out the exact story according to the RPG.
And before anyone asks, yes, the RPGs are official lore, until the game contradicts them. However, except for Dark Factions, some parts of the Alliance Player's guide, some parts of the Horde Player's guide and Lands of Mysteries, most of the lore has either been advanced or retconned, often both.
Kylenne Aug 22nd 2009 3:48PM
This never would have happened if the Goblins were mining dolemite instead.
Jade Aug 22nd 2009 6:28PM
Minin' Dolemite? Whasat? you know I ain't mined by no efin' goblin! Minin' Dolemine... sheeee... Meet me at the Total Experience, then we talk minin'
Jonisjalopy Aug 22nd 2009 4:22PM
Is it sad that I don't care about Icecrown?
I was never a huge Arthas story arc fan as it is, but the addition of THE best race in this game makes me care even less about him =)
Gimme mah Gob nowza!!
Germ Aug 22nd 2009 4:52PM
Dude you should care about Arthas for one reason: Airship FIGHT!!!!
Suzaku Aug 23rd 2009 8:14AM
Fun fact not mentioned in the article, the cartel joining the Horde is the Bilgewater Cartel.
Hiordis Aug 22nd 2009 5:33PM
Turns out the worgen were also slaves to the Forsaken, but they were mining Vegemite.
The Greymane wall was only built to prevent the smell from reaching the rest of Lordaeron. But it failed, and now you know how the Worgen were partly responsible for the fall of Lordaeron. And the Australians. But mostly the Worgen.
BTW Sacco, I also like the lady Goblins.
Domi Aug 22nd 2009 10:19PM
Mmm... vegemite.
heroman12121 Aug 22nd 2009 5:50PM
(Ratings Down Incoming)
Wheres the Worgen info? Personally, i dont like goblins but they are good enough to MAYBE make me roll one, for the lulz. I
Hillazon Aug 22nd 2009 6:18PM
Want goblin racial ability [I Smell a Customer]!
Linaa Aug 22nd 2009 6:24PM
Ability? That's a whole Talent tree....
Matthew Aug 22nd 2009 7:51PM
I like goblins, but please do not make them look like warhammer goblins. (NPC's are not customizable, players are.) I'd like more options. I hope the voice is like the goblin who says 'Yo' and not 'time is money friend'. Goblins with low voices are funny.
kabshiel Aug 22nd 2009 8:04PM
Goblins with screechy voices are funnier.
Matthew Aug 22nd 2009 10:43PM
I don't want to hear 'you can not use that yet' or 'I'm out of mana' screechy all the time though. I wonder what their charge will sound like. "For Profit" "For the Grand Nagus!" oops wrong series
Amaxe Aug 22nd 2009 11:34PM
Now there finally is a Horde race that I think would be cool to play. I wish we had gotten the Goblins and the Horde had gotten the Wolvar, but I know that really the Goblins fit with the Horde