The Queue: Nuts and bolts
Oh boy. Most of us are the walking dead after BlizzCon, but let's get back to something resembling normalcy with a Queue. We're going to start off today with an important matter concerning authenticators and account security, then move on to a bit of WoW.com business and Onyxia. I'd also like to direct attention to two really good comments from the last column re: technical issues, Shadow's and Logarth's.Zerounit asks...
I recently got an Authenticator in the mail and I noticed something while I was inspecting it: there appears to be no way to open it short of cracking it open with large objects. Is there a battery life on these? If it stops giving me my magic codes, will I have to get a new one?
I got an authenticator for my own use recently and have to admit I hadn't thought to look into the battery life, which is a very good question indeed. A dead authenticator means you have no way of getting into the game (or even into your online account) without official help from Blizzard.
Turns out the little security doodads are manufactured by a company named Vasco, and after poking around their website, I'm reasonably certain that Blizzard authenticators are a variant of Vasco's DIGIPASS GO 6 model. What makes me so sure? The GO 6 model page is the only one accompanied by an article on fraud and hacking in online gaming. They don't come right out and say that Blizzard is a customer, but unless Hello Kitty Online is a bigger hive of scum and villainy than even we gave it credit for, you don't have to be a genius to figure out that World of Warcraft figures prominently in MMORPG account theft.
Vasco says that the GO 6 model, like most of their mobile authentication devices, is supposed to have a minimum battery life of 7 years. Manufacturers' assurances aside, you can find reports from players who have observed malfunctions or unusually early battery deaths, but honestly, this doesn't appear to be a common problem. As you might expect, authenticators are designed to be user-friendly for the purpose of getting your codes quickly and safely, but they're not designed to be so friendly to someone trying to tamper with them. One player who did manage to crack one open reported that it's doable with a jeweler's screwdriver, but the battery case (at least on a 2008 model) was very resistant to player meddling, even if all you wanted to do is replace the battery.
This may sound like a needless annoyance (and frankly it kind of is, if the only thing the authenticator needs is a new battery), but having to get in touch with Blizzard to replace an authenticator is good design. As a player in another authenticator-related thread observed, authenticators aren't there to help Blizzard security, because Blizzard's never been hacked. They're there to deal with the gaping security hole that so frequently exists between the computer and one's desk chair. If removing an authenticator from your account were easy, then it'd be just as easy for a hacker to remove it as well, which rather defeats the purpose of having one in the first place.
If your authenticator goes on the fritz or the battery dies, call Blizzard's Billing and Account Services department, and they'll remove it from your account after verifying that you are the true owner. This involves providing account details and the serial number of the dead authenticator or, as Sacco writes, a "large amount of very personal information." I'd provide numbers here, but they're different for each region; visit your regional World of Warcraft website and go to the options located under the Support bar. If you clicked through the last forum thread linked in the paragraph above, you'll have seen a player who had to replace an authenticator noting that the process took only 2 hours from start to finish (and that was on a patch day). Authenticators are still in stock at the Blizzard Store (go to the More Products tab up at the top right), and unless you are 100% sure of your account's security and your ability never to get keylogged or hacked, you're probably best off getting one.
Tyranas scolds...
Get off the (New Jersey) Turnpike sometime, and stay away from Camden and the whole Newark area, and you'll see we do actually deserve the name "Garden State."
There are parts of New Jersey that aren't the Turnpike? State your sources!
Tatsumasa asks...
Why is the Queue posted so infrequently?
Adam and Alex are the two usual authors, but they have the bad luck to be two of our editors (ha ha! Sucks to be them!). If something else has come up on the site (and not infrequently it's business that never actually appears on the site), the Queue is the inevitable casualty of their having to be elsewhere. Now, if a column author (someone who has a weekly commitment to write a particular feature) can't be here in a given week, it's easy for them to reschedule it or ask someone else to cover it. By contrast, as the Queue is a daily feature, if something comes up it's a lot harder to give it to another writer because there's never much notice.
We've had particular trouble lately due to the release of patch 3.2 and the run-up to BlizzCon, all of which took a lot of time behind the scenes here. Eagle-eyed readers have already noticed that Cataclysm, Goblin, and Worgen categories went up on the site suspiciously fast....which I guess, in a roundabout way, is an oblique answer to Valaro's question.
Nevertheless, the Queue and its predecessor, Ask A Beta Tester (which you'll see reappear on the site when Cataclysm hits beta) are easily among our favorite things to write. Things should settle down in the near future, and it'll resume a normal schedule. We do apologize for the disruption along the way.
RothKeahi asks...
Inquiring Mages want to know! Is the new and improved Ony still resistant to fire?
The reports I've seen from players on the PTR all say that she no longer has any immunity to Fire spells or effects. Wowwiki is reporting the same thing.
Filed under: Analysis / Opinion, Features, Account Security, The Queue






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 8)
Mailia Aug 24th 2009 9:07AM
I'm reasonably certain that my authenticator is a Digipass (R) Go 6, as that's the exact thing that reads on the bottom of my device.
Tri Aug 24th 2009 9:37AM
Yes, but looking at the actual authenticator for type would by far be the most logical thing to do, hence doing it the more difficult way ;)
Allison Robert Aug 24th 2009 6:08PM
That would have required turning the light on in order to see my authenticator, and I can't be expected to walk two feet for every little article that comes along. Sheesh, readers are a demanding bunch!
Mark Aug 24th 2009 9:10AM
during blizzcon did they say anything about being able to send heirloom items to the opposite faction, i know tht im gonna switch to alliance once the worgen come out and i'd hate to have to lvl all the way to 85 with out the 10% exp bonus
Kaphik Aug 24th 2009 9:10AM
Dude, I'm born and raised in Jersey. The best parts are near all the highways, and the shore. The rest of the state thinks they're Pennsyvanians.
Fuad Aug 24th 2009 9:23AM
Anything South of Trenton may as well be annexed to PA. 16W FTW.
BTW:
They should make a new instance based off the creatures that live in the Meadowlands.
You know, the 75 lb. mutated toads from the chemical crap they dumped into those swamps for 20 years?
JoeHelfrich Aug 24th 2009 10:59AM
Of course there's more to Jersey than the Turnpike. There's the Parkway too.
South Jersey is a suburb of Philly, North Jersey's a suburb of NYC. Trenton's just kind of there.
And I grew up there, so I can say this. Non-natives should show proper respect. :)
NeoPhobos Aug 24th 2009 3:29PM
How about we just re-name the entirety of Jersey "East Philly" and give PA a coastline =P
Cyanea Aug 24th 2009 3:47PM
Obviously none of you have been to the Medford Lakes area. Absolutely gorgeous and nothing like Philly or NY. Same with the Cape May penninsula.
Brouck Aug 24th 2009 5:19PM
Side note, there is more to New York state then New York City and the surrounding suburbs... I live in Upstate NY, and yeah it's rural as hell, but we exist damn it!
Jed Aug 24th 2009 9:12AM
Eh, If the authenticator on average lasts for "at least" 7 years there is no reason to worry about battery life. I bought one but after entering codes in for a few days i got annoyed and took it off my account.. i mean i've been playing for over 4 years and have never been hacked so ya. Anyway WoW wont be around in another 7 years i would guess or at least it will not be as relevant.
William Aug 24th 2009 9:16AM
O Noes, Blasphemy!
MechChef Aug 24th 2009 9:38AM
If entering an 8-digit code when you logon is an annoyance that makes you cast the authenticator aside, you must have a pretty bland life.
Candina@WH Aug 24th 2009 9:48AM
re: MechaChef.
We use two token authentication for our medical systems where I work. Doctors complain about having to enter their Username/Password AND their codes. To the point where we have had Doctors stop practicing here.
So, yeah, some people are unwilling to add any level of complexity to their lives.
Jenn Aug 24th 2009 10:38AM
The husband and I bought authenticators at the same time. His died after about a year of use and mine's still going strong. However, his died on a weekend and we was unable to get anyone to fix it until Monday. He was barely able to contain the shakes until he could log into his account again. :)
Vladeon Aug 24th 2009 11:16AM
I can't speak for the mobile authenticators, but as far as the ipod touch/iphone app is concerned, it's a pain. I mean, I've literally missed out on getting my WG tokens after fighting for 20 min. and then right before we win, disconnecting and having to turn on the stupid ipod touch, which takes forever, then starting the app, which also takes a while, then resyncing. It's inconvenient, but i suppose that's the price you pay for added security. After all, firewalls are a bit of a pain, but they've become a necessity and we've all grown accustomed to them. same thing with anti-virus software. for a non-security related example, try daily bathing. Sure it's annoying to wake up earlier in the morning to take a shower, but if you don't do it, you're a disgusting person and should be ashamed of yourself.
flawless Aug 24th 2009 12:42PM
You don't need to resync every time you start the app.
I usually just leave my iPhone sitting on my desk, turned off, with the Authenticator app running.
Angelyne Aug 24th 2009 12:48PM
That's right. You only need to sync once, or if it gets out of sync for some weird reason. And why do you turn it off? I keep it in a cradle near my computer. All I have to do is unlock the screen and away I go.
If it's this complicated for you, maybe you should buy a authenticator instead.
Hoggersbud Aug 24th 2009 9:14AM
I only wish the authenticator's screen was a little more scratch resistant. I'm not worried about replacing the battery in the slightest.
Jeremy Star Aug 24th 2009 9:36AM
The best parts of Jersey are the signs that say NOW LEAVING NEW JERSEY.