Breakfast Topic: What secret weapon lies within Uldum?

Looking ahead beyond Icecrown Citadel, one of the zones that intrigue me the most has been around for an extremely long time. In Cataclysm, we're going to finally gain the chance to explore the area.
I'm referring to Uldum of course. Somewhere behind its gates, we'll be given the task of discovering and then securing the super weapon in order to keep it away from the hands (claws?) of Deathwing and from the Horde (or Alliance).
So here's the 64,000 gold question. What on Azeroth could possibly be so powerful to attract even Deathwing's attention? Think about it. He's one of the most powerful beings on the planet that's still alive. Granted he's lost his sanity a long time ago, but he seems lucid enough to go after something that can help amplify his power even further.
My idea? Well we know the Titans were involved in the creation of Ulduar and Uldum. Not only that, but they were responsible for landscaping all of Azeroth. So what if the weapon behind Uldum isn't really a weapon but more of a giant landscaping tool capable of flattening mountains or making really deep holes?
Or maybe it's a weapon similar to the one shown in my favorite science fiction TV show (which is no longer on the air) that has the ability to either create life or destroy it by reshaping their molecular structure? (Hint: Jaffa! Kree!) We will be assaulting the Halls of Origination after all.
Or maybe it's a whole swackload of caged murlocs with giant "lazers" attached to their bodies.
Bad movie references aside, anyone else out there the least bit curious about what we'll be going after in the future? Or what we're keeping away from Deathwing? What could it be?
Filed under: Breakfast Topics, Humor, Raiding, Cataclysm
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Reader Comments (Page 3 of 9)
Hubuly Aug 29th 2009 3:43PM
yes! i almost cried when he turned into the god of order or whatever
jealouspirate Aug 29th 2009 8:36AM
The Genisis Device!
elprogramer Aug 29th 2009 10:09AM
Beat me to it.
Deadlock Aug 29th 2009 8:27AM
All the additional instances which couldn't be launched?
tom99k Aug 29th 2009 10:20AM
Some great comments but you actually made me laugh out loud! +cookie for you.
Purifico Aug 29th 2009 8:31AM
The Death Star picture is priceless
sentwo Aug 29th 2009 8:32AM
Pluton.
Sithril Aug 29th 2009 8:39AM
And Crocodile is after it !
Ascal Aug 29th 2009 8:38AM
F-Bomb.
True story.
zap522 Sep 7th 2009 1:50PM
Chuck norris. But once you find out you find out "uldum was mearly a setback". So forwards to to a few expansions. The true weapon? hogger and chuck norrises love child.
Basti Aug 29th 2009 8:47AM
CHUCK NORRIS.
The reason why Deathwing broke out of Deepholm is because Chuck Norris summoned him. That's why Deathwing is going to Uldum.
Deathwing is Chuck Norris' mini-pet.
grump-e Aug 29th 2009 9:07AM
We are all mini-pets to chuck norris.
mkracik Aug 29th 2009 8:47AM
Master's Glaive
The 500th Person Aug 29th 2009 8:48AM
It's the Omega-13
Urthona Aug 29th 2009 8:51AM
The Death Star pic isn't a joke.
Someone here still reads Scrolls of Lore and knows about Blue Child.
http://www.wowwiki.com/Moon
Like them, I wonder if Uldum isn't where the Titan's orbital station's Waygate is kept. Or perhaps, where the Blue Child is currently docked, since it hasn't been in the game since BC.
Nathanyel Aug 29th 2009 8:51AM
Because of that picture, I started thinking... Only the bigger moon is mentioned in lore, the "Pale Lady", Elune, the left eye of the Earthmother (the right one being the sun) but the smaller one, the "Blue Child" has little to no mention at all: http://www.wowwiki.com/Moon
So, what if that 'moon' is actually an articifial structure created by the Titans?
Now, can you say "Moonfire"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zuH8srcwE0
Sanc Aug 29th 2009 8:54AM
I was wondering if this "secret weapon" was going to end up being the new Legendary for casters. Most likely not, but it's a thought.
Para Aug 29th 2009 8:59AM
yea bit early to say but the items developer did say that a legendary would be in the first dungeon for casters.
eenersumbrella Aug 29th 2009 9:21AM
Actually, I remember them stating that it would be the caster weapon. They said that the caster weapon was long over due and that they would get their love in Uldum.
Stridez Aug 29th 2009 8:56AM
My guess would be something. And you just know it will be over 9000.