Spiritual Guidance: 12 Reasons why you don't want to play a Priest

You know, I'm normally a huge proponent of my class. Don't get me wrong, I love my Dwarf Priest. There's all these great healing spells we have at our disposal. No one's ever going to turn down a Priest from joining a raid or a guild. I have to admit, we have it pretty easy. I'm used to giving newer players advice about Priests and reasons for selecting that class.
Every once in a while, I get extremely bitter about being a Priest. For those of you that want to roll a Priest, let me introduce some second thoughts.
Healing is thankless. From 1-80, you're going to be expected to heal something. And those players you work with aren't going to care how you do it as long as you do it. After all, you'll be riding their backs as they're blowing up Snobolds or Gnolls or Murlocs or whatever mob that you've been assigned to kill 50 thousand times. It's a fair trade off since you're keeping them up while they're doing most of the work. That is, until you're stuck with 1 mob left and they disband the group leaving you hanging.
Leveling can be a nightmare. You up for some Smite spamming? Because that's what you're in for as you slowly head up the ranks. It's the only real offensive spell you have at your disposal during the early levels. At least, it's not until you pick up Mind Flay at level 20 that you get some extra diversity among spells. Mind Blast? Yeah, every few seconds. Shadow Word: Pain? Eh. Cool. I guess.
Glorified whack-a-mole. When you start healing, you tend to drown out other things and focus exclusively on your role. That's the point. It's a giant mini-game of triage. Actually, I'd even go one step further and say it's team whack-a-mole in a raid setting.
Buff, buff and buff. Power Word: Fortitude, Prayer of Spirit and Prayer of Shadow Protection. The last two are offered by other classes (Warlock's Fel Intelligence and a Paladin aura respectively), but there's no other buff that will stack with Fortitude. Everyone loves Fortitude and we're going to be depended on to hand out our buffs.
Some mind control required. I suppose Priests only have to do this once in their raiding careers. I think it's one too many. Mind control? Really? Do we have to? I've witnessed many Priests struggle with this spell in particular. Some players like myself have healed our entire WoW lives from 1-80 and have no concept of what to do when we commandeer another NPC.
Survivability is a question mark. For one thing, we wear cloth. Yeah, I suppose we have healing spells to compensate for the all the pain we're taking in, but really! Once glance by a mob or 3 and you're effectively down for the count! We're given enough time and mana to either heal or shoot stuff. It's not like we've got plate, leather or mail to help absorb this stuff! When we get punched, boy do we feel it.
First target. Hitting some battlegrounds or PvPing in general? If the opposition finds out you're a Priest, expect to attract some attention. It feels as if though there's a giant, neon, flashing "kill me now" sign floating above your head with an arrow pointing downwards. If you're Holy, good luck. At least with Discipline you're alive a few seconds longer.
Where's the damage? I can't attest to this myself, but maybe some Shadow Priests can weigh in here. It seems our Shadowy brothers and sisters are having a hard time with damage since the 3.2 patch debuted. Are you guys doing competitive damage with other classes and players? I look at various logs and it just doesn't look right. Alas, I'm not a Shadow Priest and can comment no further other.
Chain Heal. The days of Circle of Healing dominance is over. We step aside for our Brain Chain Healing friends, the Shaman. For the time being, Chain Heal is expected to see even more improvements. Don't misunderstand me, I'm not bitter at all. As an aside, between laser beams or pulses of light, I'd lean towards laser beams. It's like phasers versus photon torpedoes.
Confusing stats. Cataclysm isn't here yet. Regeneration has not been reduced down to one exclusive stat. We're stuck with Spirit or mp5. Do I want X mp5 or Y Spirit? What's greater than the other? All this math work required just to figure out how much is worth what! Then you've got to take the spec into account. Are you Holy? Are you Discipline? Because Holy actually cares about Spirit while Discipline doesn't. Get ready for some gear juggling and some decision making on gear when it does drop.
Power Infusion. No caster seems to notice it. It's as if every time I cast Power Infusion someone and ask them if they noticed a DPS increase, they respond with disbelief and confusion. "You power infused me? Really?"
Hang up the plow and the pitch fork. Don't expect to be doing much in the way of farming. I distinctly created an Elemental Shaman and a Ret Paladin just to help with that aspect of the game. It's difficult with the lack of survivability and such. What happens if we get challenged for a node? We may as well just fall over and die!
There you have it folks! Do not roll a Priest! They're far too vulnerable! Try having some fun as a Paladin instead! I hear their leveling game is much more enjoyable. I mean, they do wear plate. Alternatively, try playing a Warlock! True they wear cloth. But they can manhandle most mobs out there and then some. But Priests? Oh man, they're so hard to manage and maintain.
Note: With the exception of Shadow Priest damage (I do feel that it does look a bit low but maybe that's just me), all the points were made in jest.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 10)
Guy Sep 7th 2009 11:10AM
I play mage as main, and I have a level 62 (or so) Priest alt...two clothies for twice the repair bills!
And while your leveling point was made in jest, it's too true. As soon as I stopped leveling with my brother, killing mobs as my holy priest became the most difficult thing in the world...
Thankfully, if you have a Main to shovel out 1000 gold at level 40, you can dual spec Holy/Shadow to heal instances and kill things!
Qot Sep 7th 2009 11:36AM
One of the reasons that priests are asked to heal more often than other classes is that, either Shadow spec or Holy spec, they should be able to heal most low-level instances (just with water breaks after trash).
Unlike druids (feral), shaman (enh) or pallies (ret), priests choose gear with int/spirit/spellpower on it while leveling. It's true that you'll see some boomkins and some ele shammies while leveling, but with priests it's a guaranteed "geared to heal", even if "willing to heal" is less assured.
It also sounds odd, but learning to heal while Shadow-spec'd has some advantages. You learn early on about the importance of mana management, you learn what to look for from a tank (especially multi-target threat) and you learn to heal without a real safety net. I wouldn't suggest heroics, but not-max-level regular instances are pretty easy to heal usually.
Jack Spicer Sep 7th 2009 12:09PM
Priests also have the best base (ie. non-talent skills) out of all the healers.
Maybe I'm just terribad and Druid healing, but healing a 5-man as a boomkin spec was way harder for me than as a shadow priest.
Sean Sep 29th 2009 8:31AM
I've been trying to level my priest that is now level 62 so i can just heal raids that all i really plan to do with her keep her as a healer in the back of my character bank would you have any suggestions on doing it i have a prot/holy pally and i enjoy tanking with her much more then i have healing with her.
Fuerion Sep 7th 2009 11:09AM
hey as a total aside. and as a freshly 80 priest where is teh best how to be a helaing priest resource out there? im holy/disc. but im rolling holy cause thatw as what i leveled with next to my shadow spec. I wanted to not have the option to not heal to i specced double heals. (i already have a caster dps). Anyways thanks for any help. Very funny and true points in teh article but im gonna stick with it.
Kidneystones Sep 7th 2009 11:51AM
'Teh' is so damn cool. Honest.
Fuerion Sep 7th 2009 11:52AM
thats actually a typo. not an attempt to be cool. im far to old to ever qualify for that thanks.
pyratus Sep 7th 2009 12:34PM
I'd try Elitest Jerks first off, secondly have a look through the Spiritual Guidance tags on wow.com right here, great resource for any priest, newly 80 or MC-raiding oldbie.
Shionia Sep 7th 2009 2:20PM
Also:
Plus Heal
Angry healers
World of Snarkcraft
Khanmora Sep 7th 2009 5:08PM
and of course worldofmatticus.com
That's the home blog for Matt Low, who writes this column
Erica Sep 8th 2009 2:24AM
I'm actually in the middle of writing a complete guide to Discipline Priests over at my blog: http://divineaegis.haecceity.nu
TheNerdyPoet Sep 7th 2009 11:11AM
really? REALLY????? I leveled a priest to 68 just healing a buddy through quests, and hes quit the game. and now I can't level to save my life!!! and this post comes out NOW?!?! why not a month ago so I could have rolleda druid or shaman?!?!?!?!? GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*rant off*
Anelf Sep 7th 2009 11:19AM
So respec to Shadow for the rest of your leveling and then go back to Holy at end-game.
Charlie Sep 7th 2009 11:52AM
@snelf i think it was an attempt at passive-agressive sarcasm.
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eenersumbrella Sep 7th 2009 7:08PM
Can't level past 68? WHAT? I leveled my priest Holy/disc. I have never been shadow, ever. I don't see why people QQ about it being hard at all. If you're gearing correctly, there shouldn't be any problems. Hell, I soloed a few of the group quests. PW:S, Renew, and pew pew. More than one mob on you, Holy Nova is now in every priests spell book.
thebitterfig Sep 7th 2009 9:27PM
lolsmite is, imho, a really fun spec to play. you get bubbles and heals to keep you alive and a fairly fun leveling rotation in holy fire, smites, finish with SW:D, proc spirit tap and keep rolling through stuff. plus those instant casts now and again are just kind of cool.
shadow for leveling will suffer the same problems that affliction warlocks face: it takes 5 seconds to cast all the spells you need to cast, and then the mob dies before your dots are half finished. of course, if you try without dots, your damage sucks because you don't have a solid spammable spell (unlike holy/disc, which has glyphed smite).
i recommend http://holyfirespec.blogspot.com/ . there isn't a huge amount there, and it isn't frequently updated, but a lot of good basic info on leveling a priest the proper way: out of shadowform.
Charter Sep 7th 2009 3:31PM
Really... This large readership and you write a QQ article?
Celeane Sep 7th 2009 11:13AM
The low levels were tough until I got a full-time shaman leveling buddy, but my priest is still my favorite toon. I hear healers of every other class complain how boring healing is with the pressing one button, but as either flavor of healing priest, you don't have that problem :-)
Celeane Sep 7th 2009 11:19AM
I forgot my other point. If you use an add-on like RatingsBuster it makes the spirit issue much easier since it calculates the mana regen and spellpower for you.
Colin Sep 7th 2009 11:14AM
thanks for convincing me that i wasted a good chunk of life.