Holy crap, Blink has sort of been fixed

Before you ask:
No, it still doesn't work going into or out of the flag rooms in Warsong Gulch.
Places it does work:
Going into and out of most other doorways. Up stairs. Through a great many smaller objects. Over unusual terrain, far more frequently than it used to. Overall: it works a lot more often than it doesn't work.
See, in case you missed it (as I did until helpful tipster James pointed it out to me this morning), Ghostcrawler dropped by a thread on the Damage Dealing forums (ironically titled "Blink Will Never Be Fixed") to drop this bombshell on us:
"There was a fix to Blink crossing terrain (such as indoor to outdoor) in 3.2.2."
I don't know about you, but I've been vigorously combing the book of Revelation for other signs of the coming apocalypse to be on the lookout for, just so I'm ready. Details after the break.
So anyway, I've spent some time on the live realms testing this "fix." The results have been...uneven. It works in some places it didn't previously, still doesn't work in some places it never has, and actually does work in some places it has absolutely no right working.
A brief history of Blink, for those who might wonder what all of the fuss is about:
- 2004: World of Warcraft is released. Mages, the single best class in the game, have a bunch of spells. One of them is Blink. It purports to teleport the caster 20 yards forward. It doesn't really work.
- 2009: Blink still doesn't really work.
- Teleport you backward.
- Teleport you forward 2 yards.
- Teleport you to the same spot you just teleported from.
- Make you fall through the world.
Anyway, I've lamented Blink's perpetual brokenness on no less than eight hundred and seventy-two occasions, and every couple of weeks a topic like the one above appears on the official forums like a sort of mage tradition, from some bewildered mage or another, wondering why one of his signature spells continues to malfunction in such hilarious and frequently painful ways. So when I saw this post, I was naturally skeptical. Blink's like a running joke. The idea that it'll ever actually get fixed almost doesn't compute.
Here's how my unscientific testing went:
If their main goal with this fix was to make Blink work more often going into and out of buildings, they have mostly succeeded. It seems to work just about everywhere. Except the flag rooms. Stupid flag rooms.
Though occasionally a small object or terrain oddity would still make the spell malfunction, the frequency with which this happens seems to have gone down significantly. For example: though I failed once trying to Blink over the benches in the center of Dalaran, I succeeded on all of my other attempts to Blink through them (about twenty tries). Also, I found I could Blink through the fountain there every time. I don't remember being able to do that before.
You still can't Blink off of ledges, and if you attempt to Blink through walls, you still tend to teleport right up to the wall and no further. The "Blink before you hit the ground to survive a fall" thing still works as it always has. Blinking while falling still also stops your forward momentum.
The places where the fix seems most apparent are the places Ghostcrawler mentioned specifically: over unusual terrain and indoor to outdoor. Though it still isn't perfect, I noticed almost no crazy Blink malfunctions during my testing today. If my Blink didn't work, I usually knew why. If nothing else, that's the best part about this fix; it seems like Blink largely follows its own rules now. It works when it should, and doesn't when it shouldn't.
If nothing else, this makes life as a mage a little bit more consistent. Though we still can't be 100% certain, when we press our Blink button, that it'll work the way we want it to, we can now depend on it far more often than ever before. I don't know about you, but I'm not sure I know how to live in a world where Blink works. But I do know I'm going to have a blast figuring it out.
Edit: Suck on it, warlocks.
Filed under: Mage, Patches, Analysis / Opinion, Bugs, Classes






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
JKWood Oct 6th 2009 2:04PM
I've got a couple of other signs for you, Christian:
* Ghostcrawler announces he's taking a break from the forums
* WoW.com gets a new warlock columnist
* How to Paladin XXXV is released
snowleopard233 Oct 6th 2009 2:23PM
I’m going to add Tauren cat form getting an update to the list. A strange year it has been. Of course, we shall know the true apocalypse is at hand when Pandaren appear in game.
…(remembers Pandaren monk pet)
Oh f**k.
DwarfWithGun Oct 6th 2009 3:48PM
i have to wonder... if Blink can be (sorta) fixed, does that also mean that the warrior *Leap* talent that never went live could also be (sorta) fixed and could... maybe someday be added back in?
Vandersveldt Oct 6th 2009 3:53PM
Leap is targeted, not fixed. You could, and would (don't lie), use it to get to places Blizz never wanted you to get to. Like... higher up on a cliff side.
Neofox Oct 6th 2009 7:55PM
@Vandersveldt
Welcome to the Rocket Booster Jump goblin racial ability.
Muse Oct 7th 2009 9:50AM
Vanish fixed, too.
Knob Oct 6th 2009 2:05PM
That pic.....must....look.....away......should......resist......
JKWood Oct 6th 2009 2:35PM
Just find a paladin with Kitten Resistance Aura and Aura Mastery. You'll be fine.
Spiraea Oct 6th 2009 5:13PM
That looks just like my cat and she does the same thing at times O_O
Wellsee Oct 6th 2009 2:18PM
I enjoy your sense of humor and writing, but am confused by the lack of warlock hate in this post.
Jack Miles Oct 6th 2009 2:33PM
Another sign of the Apocalypse maybe? Or, more likely, belt's had his first confrontation with Demonic Hobbs.
Tom Oct 6th 2009 3:14PM
Or maybe, Belt has a picture of Hobbs on his desk! I saw Belt's notebook at recess, and there were doodles in it that said "Mrs. Christian Hobbs"!
What a dark, dark day...
sccorp.sc Oct 10th 2009 5:00PM
Personally, I thought Blizzard had it right in 2004. If a mage uses blink and teleports backward into an oncoming onslaught of viscious hate and death, then kudos on the spell design Blizz, you've gained my praise as a Warlock...mmm...mage entrails....
Tasty.
rabbitmcfly Oct 6th 2009 2:19PM
Small suggestion - it should be Revelation (singular) not Revelations. The book name refers to the revelation (one) of Jesus Christ to John the Apostle.
geroph Oct 6th 2009 2:23PM
I am once again speechless at the ability of someone to find something, ANYTHING, to find wrong or correct about something while online. Bravo and thank you rabbit, hopefully that will be fixed so I can begin to properly enjoy this article!
JKWood Oct 6th 2009 2:30PM
I am amazed at the number of people who refer to me as "JK Woods". It's not a big deal, but it's not right. Little mistakes add up, my friend. Ask any mathematician.
Jooohn Oct 6th 2009 2:35PM
Geroph...needs to chill.
:]
SithLlenniuq Oct 6th 2009 2:53PM
While I am the first to point out people who are pointing out trivial things, this is a very vaild point. As a devote Christian, people calling it Revelations is on par as someone calling Rogues, Rouges. In game nothing will erupt trade chat into a slew of makeup tips and complaints than that single mess-up.
It is the REVELATION of St. John.
He only had one.
It is the best part of the Bible, I encourage you to read it.
Christian Belt Oct 6th 2009 3:19PM
Doh. Fixed. Also, cowering under my desk to avoid lightning strikes.
Eudeyrn Oct 6th 2009 4:10PM
I lol'd at "devote Christian".
Good jerb.