One Boss Leaves: Xevozz buffets Ionar

The lightning power of Ionar did nothing but feed the rage of Xevozz in this week's Thunderdome action. Xevozz defeated the hapless lightning revenant with 60% of the spectator's roaring approval. Tucked away in the stands, however, were a few dissenters, such as Xtian.
Xtian: Since when would these bosses not kite each other? They presumably would do whatever is most likely to win them the round, which probably means not standing near each other.
Ionar would power surge one of the arcane energy balls, forcing Xevozz to move away. Ionar would then attack Xevozz. The ethereal could respond by teleporting everyone on top of the arcane energy, but then Ionar would just disperse and become immune to damage. Xevozz would once again have to run away from the protection of his arcane energy, at which point Ionar can fry him with little worry. If Xevozz decided not to engage the elemental and instead hang by his arcane balls, Ionar could just keep dotting up Xevozz, who has no ranged attack.
Clearly the ethereal is not going to win this one.
But siding with the victor was Massa, who offered a panoramic take on the battle.

Xevozz looked from afar off, researching every movement his opponent made. It appeared simple enough: his opponent was a storm held together in some sort of form. Sure of himself, Xevozz took off in a sprint at this being of lighting. Without hesitation, he cast an Arcane Barrage Volley.
Ionar jumped up in surprise, using his shield to deflect the majority of pain inflicted by this new magic. "At last," Ionar thought to himself, "I finally have a lively opponent." Summoning a Spark of Ionar to his side, he quickly casts a Static Overload upon his newfound enemy.
The living cyclones now run in terror as they too were being shocked by the attack, a few falling completely into shackles of nothingness, unable to escape into the waters nearby. Xevozz runs from this Spark and casts his own Ethereal Sphere. "It seems we have similar tricks," Xevozz taunts Ionar, provoking him to summon another spark.
As the first Spark closes in on Xevozz, he stands awkwardly, unmoving. Suddenly the Spark has disappeared, but shrieks of cracking lightning are heard coming from the sphere beside Xevozz. Xevozz laughs, and seems to grow in strength as he casts an Arcane Buffet and Barrage Volley back to back, directly towards Ionar.
Ionar is taken aback by the complete disregard for his summons and hurls a ball of lighting at Xevozz. Each is thrust backwards by the sheer power of these attacks, but Ionar is first to regain composure and dashes towards Xevozz. When the two are almost upon each other, Ionar calls an Arcing Burn upon Xevozz before hurling more balls of lighting.
Xevozz is quick, but not quick enough to escape the Arcing Burn. Running away, he casts more Barrages, until his range will only allow for the Arcane Buffett. There he once again summons the other spark, whom he has barely avoided through the battle, destroying it within his sphere. His strength is returning again. This time he also summons his opponent, now finally sure he has the upper hand.
Ionar roars in pain as the Sphere begins to rip him apart, bit by bit. Then his roar turns to laughter, "I won't die so easily, pest." In a flash, the being Dispersed into five spiders of lightning, circling around Xevozz and his Sphere.
"What sort of trick is this?" Xevozz wonders, searching to see what these new creatures are. At once, all five creatures rush collapse upon Xevozz, singeing the cloth bits and burning pieces of his metal armor. Xevozz curses in a forbidden language and falls to the floor. Swiftly, he crawls away, breathing deeply as he lifts himself to a full sprint in fear. "What amazing power; this is not the small storm I thought it would be."
His eyes light up; the perfect plan comes to his mind. Standing far enough away, Xevozz channels arcane power upon himself. Ionar, sure of his win, simply calls forth another Spark to destroy the remnants of Xevozz that remain.
"It was a good battle," Xevozz boasts, "but you're through."
Confused, Ionar turns back, inching towards the wounded and almost destroyed Xevozz.
Xevozz once again summons the Spark into his newly made sphere, Enraging him and granting him more power. Ionar, believing nothing has changed, simply hurls another ball of lighting. Xevozz, barely able to withstand the blast, remains, casting one Barrage Volley after another. The slow Ionar tries to escape, but something has changed; his casts are faster. BOOM!!!
The first has hit. "What is this? His power is so much stronger than before." Another and another hit him, causing him to reel backwards towards the water. "This cannot be," Ionar yells before bursting into a flash of fireworks, crackling across the land and into the water.
Xevozz, badly wounded, but victorious, walks away smiling.
Unbeknownst to him, a few sparks remain, coursing their way through the water to the shackles of the fallen Living Cyclones. A sparse few rise again, their winds raging as before, but now, an eerie glow pierces through their winds. "I'll get you," one says, "you can never fully destroy me ..."
Filed under: Analysis / Opinion, Fan stuff, Features, Lore, Bosses, Two Bosses Enter






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Diesel Oct 8th 2009 12:16PM
I think they'd rather have readers that don't feel the need to post "OMG FIRST!!1!1!" comments instead of actual productive and substantial comments.
Massa Oct 8th 2009 9:35AM
Woot, my first time ever leaving a comment, and I get quoted on the blog. I'm gonna be on cloud 9 for the rest of the day.
Tyler Oct 8th 2009 9:45AM
Haha. I know :D I was really excited when I got quoted on King Ymiron vs. King Dredd.
Lisa Poisso Oct 8th 2009 9:55AM
We love our readers!
Massa Oct 8th 2009 9:59AM
Oh, you and Pollux are the two people that really got me into this (King Dred was the first one that I read the winner's thing). I never really understood what this set of blogs was about. But after reading those endings, I thought it was the coolest thing ever.
Jafari Oct 8th 2009 12:15PM
When mine was printed (first ionar fight), I emailed it to everyone that plays wow at work I was so excited.
"the peak of geek" they called me.
Massa Oct 8th 2009 1:04PM
@ Jafari
That's really cool, I went back and looked through the older ones to find it. It's so cool to have something you created/fabricated shown by the people that run the site.
I've only recently started reading Wow.com, and it's amazing how much stuff is on this site. I already didn't have a life from just wow, now wow.com has completely destroyed me. LOL. Now I'm seriously contemplating reading the books for more Lore (I think I should have joined an RP server or something). The creativity of everyone involved is amazing.
PeeWee Oct 8th 2009 10:31AM
"...yet you delete their comments?"
Only the retarded ones.
ScorchHellfire Oct 8th 2009 1:05PM
Seriously? Ionar didn't win?... Well I guess that's another victory that should have been clear but was effed up by the usual suspects...
Massa Oct 8th 2009 1:22PM
Who exactly are the usual suspects? It shows that almost 60% of the votes were for Xevozz (that's a lot of suspects). I'm not trying to be insulting, I'm just wondering who you are talking about. Personally I think both of them are cool (but so are a lot of the bosses in WOW).
I think more people voted for Xevozz because he's more annoying to fight (at least to casters, imo). Mainly due to the fact he runs out of range so often.
BuzzDX Oct 8th 2009 2:25PM
That's part of the problem with the overall battle system, Massa. Most people are likely to vote for whomever gives/gave them more trouble in a fight. And this is even after being told not to vote based on that.
Personally, given the abilities and mannerisms of the two, I really don't see how Xevozz won. I just hope readers will learn from this for his next match, and not focus on the fact that they wiped on him more than his opponent.
Massa Oct 8th 2009 3:23PM
@ BuzzDX
Ahh, I actually believed it to be more of the fact that Xevozz is annoying to casters, and the fact that it was showing the main attacks for Ionar being cast attacks. Bundled with the fact that Xevozz is quite fast and Ionar always seemed slow to me (even when dispersed) is why I picture Xevozz as winning. This is of course just my opinion. I enjoy hearing other's opinions to sway me, and would love to hear why you think Ionar should win. I haven't heard many reasons why Ionar should win, just that he should have, but will gladly listen to your thoughts.
Most of the times when Ionar won in the stories it was because Xevozz was trapped against a wall (though they also say the area of the fight should not be helpful to either combatant--thought this is hard to do). Maybe there are more that I haven't read (I plan on going back to see again though). I don't think this can ever be an unbiased decision though, but it gives a place for people to describe who would win and why.
Personally I've never wiped on either of these bosses (but I'm also a new 80, who had friends that have been at 80 for a while).