[1.Local]: Belting it out

In last week's [1.Local], we snarked around a bit about the most common "mistaken identity" emails we receive on the WoW.com news and comments lines -- issues for a video game company, a cable company, an ISP and even a gym. "Looks like we just keep diversifying," observed Eddie Carrington. "I think the next business should we should get into is event planning."
Readers joshed good-naturedly about the idea -- and brought up a popular ongoing request. "Oh man, you guys are starting event planning now?" asked paul. "Finally, been looking for some guys good enough to help with my upcoming 18th. Does the package include Belt giving a speech? 'Cos that would be awesome. xD"
"Anything that includes Mr. Belt giving a speech is bound to be awesome," agreed MusedMoose with a *grin*.
Gentlemen, your wish has been granted: the rare spawn, Archmage Pants himself, made his WoW Insider Show debut this very weekend. If you missed Mr. Belt live on Saturday, keep an eye on WoW.com tomorrow and listen up.
| A WoW player's guide to microtransactions The slippery slope fallacy is all the rage in [1.Local] this week as readers duke it out over Blizzard's implementation of real-money sales of in-game pets. We've plucked a couple of the calmer comments from the local reaction. Amaxe: One thing to be aware of with the slippery slope fallacy is that not all arguments which point to a chain of progression. @SaintStryfe -- I do agree with you that past events do not prove future things will happen, and these not-very-micro transactions do not mean we will be seeing epics sold on TV like the Slap Chop. However, when we do see a string of additions to the game "for a modest fee," one can reasonably ask where the line is going to be drawn. Will Blizzard show some restraint? Or will they act like loot whores? For example, with faction change and race change, it does not mean that class change *WILL* follow, of course. However, I am cynical, based on the fact that if these other changes are successful, class change could be considered lucrative as well. It would be wrong to assume these bad things are inevitable (the slippery slope fallacy), true. It would also be wrong to assume that all concerns about the future based on past precedent would be a slippery slope argument. The question is how ethical Blizzard is when it comes to these microtransactions. That they are a for-profit company is of course obvious. Will they eventually let the almighty dollar lead to the destruction of the game, or will they show some restraint? I'm dubious, but I hope I am wrong. bishop78: Blizz is taking the RPG out of MMORPG. Although vanity items do not affect game play, they do effect the element of roleplaying. If I see another player with a sweet mount or companion, knowing that that person bought it with real-world cash from a website pulls me out of the game. This ruins the experience. Think of how you all feel when you see another player with that all coveted weapon with the .0001% drop rate from the final boss in any given raid. You feel envious and become more determined the achieve that goal -- you don't think, "Hey, when I get my next paycheck that baby is gonna be mine!" Which leaves the worse taste in your mouth: in-game pets for sale for real money, or those who are so vocally expressing their dislike of the idea? |
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| Will you buy the new in-game pets? We're always glad to know that readers are, well, actually reading. On this conversational post about the new purchaseable pets, Boz showed he's been paying attention, popping back with this quip lifted from a recent Ask a Faction Leader feature. Boz: "People will always want mounts and non-combat pets. I could offer a repeatable quest to slap a handful of kittens and people would do it if I gave them a little pet for it. And they'd drop the kittens off a cliff for a mount." -- Tirion Fordring |
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| Tier 10 preview -- kind of Plenty of readers got a guffaw out of Blizzard's mis-step updating the official Tier 10 preview page this week. (Blizzard initially posted the wrong paladin set -- whoops!) Still, at least the paladins had something to see; all that shamans had to admire in the screenshot gallery was a big, yellow question mark. So while most readers were busy snarking it up about the pally set mis-post, one reader raised a quiet observation on behalf of the shaman class. Edge: Hmm ... The shaman set is awfully skinny and yellow. Not very impressed, Blizzard. |
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| Direct from his crane We don't have any comments to share from this particular post. Instead, we'd like to point you toward a "visual comment," a gallery of pictures from WoW Insider Show listeners showing where they listen to the show. We'd never have imagined that our readers are following the show from some of these locations. Pretty darn cool, wouldn't you agree? |
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| How hard could it be to level a mage? Just how hard could it be to level a mage from 21 to 30, anyway? Readers of our latest mage leveling guide update had their own theories. Zhiva: All mage leveling until you get regen from talents or Mage Armor is: fighting, drinking, fighting, drinking, fighting, drinking, fighting, drinking, fighting, drinking ... Ametrine: And that's the REAL reason why dwarves are becoming mages next xpac -- all they do is drink and fight. |
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Spiraea Nov 8th 2009 8:10PM
"Zhiva: All mage leveling until you get regen from talents or Mage Armor is: fighting, drinking, fighting, drinking, fighting, drinking, fighting, drinking, fighting, drinking ...
Ametrine: And that's the REAL reason why dwarves are becoming mages next xpac -- all they do is drink and fight."
Haha!
benai Nov 8th 2009 8:22PM
i laughed at this too
Volkrin Nov 8th 2009 8:41PM
We do NOT just drink and fight, I'll have you know! We dwarves have a rich and proud tradition of... ummm... Okay, okay, we have the VERY popular, non-drinking, non-fighting activity of... of ummmm....
Aww f**k it, where's me beer?!
Ametrine Nov 8th 2009 9:03PM
YAY! I got quoted!
I feel special now.
devilsei Nov 8th 2009 9:11PM
Yeah, dwarves are also damn good at hitting things with a hammer, no matter how unnecessarily over-sized it is!
Lucidien Nov 8th 2009 9:42PM
^ This, alcoholic mages staggering about WoW flinging fireballs at whatever blurry, unfortunate shape happens to pass them by may just be enough to turn this tried-and-true Hordey Alliance-side. Drink-Casting, it's like Drink-Driving but less danger for you, and more danger for everybody else.
Arbitor Nov 8th 2009 9:58PM
"alcoholic mages staggering about WoW flinging fireballs at whatever blurry, unfortunate shape happens to pass them by"
This combined with the thought of a dwarf mage stumbling about, trying to concentrate and focus they're vision on any amorphous blob that passes them by, trying to work out who they are, before aptly launching a sheep at them with a drunken polymorph.
I lol'ed VERY loudly.
You sir, have just inspired me to roll a dwarven mage come cataclysm.
Charlie Nov 8th 2009 11:38PM
@Lucidien
"Playing WoW Drunk is alot like Driving Drunk. No matter how hard you try, you are still going to run into a wall"
David Oldenburg Nov 9th 2009 1:16AM
More like: fighting, drinking, drinking, drinking, fighting, drinking, drinking, drinking, fighting, drinking, drinking, drinking. Come on, let's get it right.
skyman4321 Nov 9th 2009 12:25AM
i've read WoW.com for a while, and in response to "what tastes worse? Micro-transactions or people vocally expressing their taste for them?" I'll tell you... A blog site that is a hard-core Blizz Fan-Boy that turns anyone who expresses distaste is instantly a jerk. Seriously. Down-rate plz kthnxbai
Sintraedrien Nov 9th 2009 12:55AM
Your desire is granted!
Betherian Nov 9th 2009 2:36AM
In my experience, most people are more likely to read dark comments rather than the light grey comments or even blue comments anyway.
Betherian Nov 9th 2009 2:38AM
But I still wish that this commenting system would die in a fire.
Clydtsdk-Rivendare Nov 9th 2009 6:42AM
If you don't like it don't read it downvote plz kthxbai
Metatron Nov 9th 2009 6:55PM
it's not politics.. it's a game... if you aren't a hardcore fanboy, what are you doing here?
skyman4321 Nov 9th 2009 1:36AM
Woot! =D
Frank Nov 9th 2009 9:53AM
can't wait to hear mr. belt preach the warlock hate with his own sultry voice. well, i assume it's sultry — even if it's not, he could be channelling fran drescher and i still would listen with rapt attention.