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11-10-2009 @ 3:50PM
I'm stuck in an infinite loop of emotion over the picture. It looks delicious and gross at the same time. I LOVE bacon. I HATE mayonnaise (sp). Why couldn't it be called Baconspread? Or Baconbutter? The 'naise' has done something to me psychologically. It makes me cringe while the 'bacon' makes me want to hug something like a person or a small child, a pig or even an inanimate object. I can't believe it. Inside I'm like a dog on an emotional chase to find the tail of decision. A jar of bacon...? hells yeah. A jar of naise...? N*NJA please u must be crayzee...... what if I could spread bacon on a samich; HELL YEAH... with mayonnaise; NOOO.... So many questions, give me bacon or give me death by mayo... somebody help me...Why don't they package fried bacon in a jar like they do dill pickles? Man that would be delicious... "Hey, Me." "Huh?""Shutup""Fine."Baconnaise - The amazingly terribly great and tasty (?) idea...
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