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11-17-2009 @ 2:13PM
How many old gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
11-17-2009 @ 2:18PM
None, they destroy the lightbulb and everything else in a solar system radius.
11-17-2009 @ 2:27PM
None, Old Gods aren't afraid o the dark.
11-17-2009 @ 2:40PM
Two, one to hold the light bulb, and one to turn the universe to screw it in.
11-17-2009 @ 2:46PM
I would answer, but the true number cannot be read by mortals without driving them irreparably insane.
11-17-2009 @ 2:59PM
11-17-2009 @ 3:22PM
As many as will fit, of course.
11-17-2009 @ 3:42PM
OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!you know someone had to say it...
11-17-2009 @ 4:05PM
None. It's the Titans have the job to screw in light bulbs. The Old Gods spend the rest of eternity trying to screw them back out.
11-17-2009 @ 4:25PM
None. They would be too busy thinking, "What are light bulbs? Can you eat them?"
11-17-2009 @ 5:10PM
0, old gods can't screw in light bulbs.because without keepers, Yogg is Alone in the Darkness(http://www.wowhead.com/?achievement=3164)
11-17-2009 @ 6:05PM
Because you can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can't unscrew a....Wait, that's a different joke.Nevermind.
11-17-2009 @ 6:24PM
I get the feeling the Old Gods in general would be incapable of screwing in a light bulb. I mean, those tentacles don't seem to be made for fine motor skills. I suppose if one of the next Old Gods we meet is the 'beast of a thousand hands' or something he might be able to do it. Incidentally, I think Blizzard might have painted themselves into a corner with the eye and mouth motif on C'thun and Yogg-Sarron. They really don't have many other intimidating body parts left. The 'beast of a thousand noses' is less horrifying and intimidating and more ridiculously hilarious.
11-17-2009 @ 7:35PM
Easy, none.Old gods have tentacles, and lightbulbs make their tentacles dry out. Have you ever tried to apply hand lotion to 50+ ft of tentacles? Thats a lot of work, and a lot of gold.
11-17-2009 @ 7:54PM
None... they'd drive the lightbulb insane until it was convinced it should unscrew itself.
11-17-2009 @ 9:42PM
@ Sl0thI can think of one more body part it would be terrifying for a giant monster to have a thousand of, though I suppose it's not likely in a T-rated game like WoW…
11-18-2009 @ 4:19AM
@ Sidaru: welllllll....... i donno, are you sure *that* would get people running AWAY? :D Maybe some will come flocking >:)
11-19-2009 @ 10:46AM
@Siddaru and gerulaRule 34.
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