The Queue: Normal view

Happy fifth anniversary, everyone! In honor of such a prestigious age for our young upstart MMO, this edition of the Queue ... has ... well, basically nothing to do with the anniversary at all. I mean, it's not as if you guys asked any anniversary-related questions. So, we're just setting today's Queue to "normal view" and takin' care of business.
Shall we?
Pemberton asked...
How come we can't fly from Darkshore to the Exodar?
Good question! I discovered the reason why back during BC alpha. The answer has to do with how maps are set up in WoW. Kalimdor and Eastern Kingdoms each have their own map set, with a unique ID. Northrend and Outland both have one, too, and so does every instance in the game.
What makes Exodar and Quel'Thalas different is that they're actually on the Outland map set. They're technically not part of their respective continents, and it's not possible to go from one map set to the other without experiencing a loading screen; for example, if you fly from Ironforge to the isle of Quel'Danas, you actually see a loading screen shortly after you begin the flight. That's also why you can't swim down the coast of Quel'Thalas to get to Silverpine or wherever. You even get one just walking from EPL to Ghostlands, too.
Now, what makes Exodar/Bloodmyst/Azuremyst particularly tricky is that they literally don't exist in Kalimdor's ocean. Even if you could beat fatigue water, the isles just aren't on that map set. That's why you can't fly there from Darkshore, but you can take a boat. Maybe one day they'll add a loading screen and make it possible, though.
Matthew asked...
Will troll druids get new forms?
In terms of new models for the current druid forms, like cat/bear/moonkin/tree? Blizzard says yes. The redesign of the night elf and tauren bear/cat models was the first step; overhauls for tree and moonkin forms are on their way for the original druids. Troll and worgen druids will also get unique models for their respective cat/bear/moonkin/tree forms.
Will they get, say, raptor form instead of cat form? Probably not. But we'll see. Cataclysm likely still has some surprises left.
FifthDream asked...
The wife wants to know: What is the lore reasons for not being able to use flying mounts in the old world? You know, why can't we mount up in old world, but the second we hit the borders of Outland or Northrend, our mounts are suddenly willing or able to fly?
Simply put, there is none. Game mechanics will always trump lore. It's the same reason why Forsaken players can't understand Common (now, at least). It needed to be done to make a game mechanic fit, and that's all.
It's also the reason why we'll likely be paying for, as the Something Awful forums put it, "Old Weather Flying" come Cataclysm.
Terramon wants to know...
When I see other people lvling after an expansion they normally keep some of their gear for most of the time, sometimes all the way up to the new lvl cap. With the lvl cap of the next expansion being 85 do you think that stats on things lvl 81-85 will have a huge increase?
Also, with the horde changing 2 of their leaders (if the rumors are true) do you think the alliance will get a new leader?
Well, Ghostcrawler says that we'll be a little freaked out by what items will look like in Cataclysm. I'm not sure if that means that the stat growth post-80 we'll see will be a huge jump or whether things will just look a little different. Generally, expansion starting area items have stats meant to be much better than the leveling greens and blues of a person who just finished the last leveling zone in the previous expansion. With that in mind, the items you'll see in the Sunken City of Vashj'ir will likely be considerably better than Icecrown greens, but likely worse than your Tier 10 gear.
As for Alliance leadership, King Genn Greymane of Gilneas appears to be becoming an actual faction leader for the Alliance, which is nice, but I don't think we'll see any shakeups along the lines of what's rumored for the Horde. No Archbishop Benedictus assassination King Wrynn or anything like that. They wouldn't spend five years and a whole expansion bringing Varian back as the Alliance leader just to boot him out again.
DeathPaladin muses...
I was wondering if you had any guesses as to how the Cataclysm would effect the Tauren Chieftains. Will they convert to a raid group in order to continue representing all races of the Horde, or are they going to continue with the 5-man group and risk snubbing the goblins?
And if they did recruit a goblin, what would they play? Keyboard? Theramin? Bagpipes? Accordian?
As if the Horde can get anything done without a raid.
For the goblin musician, every ridiculous speed-metal band this side of Helsinki worth their salt has a synthesizer, so that would be the next logical step for them.
JayPea just has to know...
Question : Will we ever be shot of those godawful black bars either side of the loading screen on widescreen monitors? Will it take a Cataclysm for the artists at Blizzard to fill the void?
Actually, there are widescreen loading screens coming in Patch 3.3. They're on the PTR right now. That's right -- we've finally moved past 2002, here in the World of Warcraft.
Waikito wonders...
Has Blizzard ever said anything about adding visible armor to the druid shapeshift forms? i really love my druid and the forms are cool looking(especially the updated bear and cats forms) but I'd just like to see my armor sometimes : /
They've talked about it before -- I can't find the blue post now, though -- as something they'd like to try, but they worried about the implementation.
Who knows, though? With all the cosmetic changes happening already, It might be something we see in Cataclysm.
Dennis asked...
Have you guys heard of any new plans for an updated Battlechest?
It's very likely that we'll get one for Cataclysm. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we got a complete anthology -- Vanilla, BC, Wrath, and Cataclysm -- when it comes out. Blizzard hasn't said anything officially, but I think we all know what to expect when it comes to Blizzard marketing an expansion.
Gamer asked...
Question, though more of a curiosity than anything, really: Are there any gay/lesbian/bisexual or even transgender/genderqueer characters in the Warcraft lore?
Officially? I don't think so. There are a few characters that people tend to question in terms of sexuality, though.
Readers point out that Sentinel Sweetspring at Stars' Rest in Dragonblight is flirting openly with another female Sentinel. Skyguard Khatie will also ask your character on a date, regardless of your gender. Even Maiev Shadowsong and her female lieutenant, Naisha, are insinuated to be an item in WarCraft III.
Chromie, the Bronze dragon, had a dragon model in the Culling of Stratholme named Chronormu, which is a male name, but Chromie's mortal form is a female gnome. That model was renamed to just "Chromie" to match the gnome form, though, so the world may never know. I think it was probably just a typo.
It may seem like there's a ton of heterosexual "main" characters (because there is), but remember that the world is populated more by players than NPCs, and players' real-life backgrounds aren't something Blizzard has a real hand in. And even then, we don't know the story behind most NPCs, either.
I'm not sure we'll ever see an "out" main lore character, but times are changing, at least in the real world. We'll see.
Note: My mention of homosexuality does not give commenters the right to act like animals. If you post ignorant or hateful comments, you'll go where animals go -- the doghouse. You've been warned.
Filed under: The Burning Crusade, Wrath of the Lich King, The Queue, Cataclysm






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 10)
Jeremiel Nov 23rd 2009 4:39PM
WoW isn't about that?
There are TONS of relationships that have had HUGE impacts on the WoW lore, and plenty of very central heterosexual relationships whose influence is in no way limited to the bedroom.
Jaina and Arthas
Tyrande and Malfurion
Alexstrasza and Korialstrasz
Durotan and Draka
Rhonin and Vereesa
Hell, even Medivh and Garona
I could go on for ages here, but my point is, WoW is not just about "phat lewtz and epicz" (even if that's all it is to you) - it's about one hell of a big story, and that story's progress has been dramatically shaped by a number of very influential relationships.
Now, I don't think there's a direct need for any homosexuality in WoW at this moment in time (so many major franchises are exclusively hetero, after all, that I don't think WoW need be singled out and criticised for it), but reactions like "PLEASE GOD NO. NEVER." make me want it to happen just that little bit more :P
I have no sympathy for you if it makes you uncomfortable. Heterosexual relationships make me uncomfortable but that's no reason for them to be excluded from WoW.
Kuala Nov 23rd 2009 5:02PM
You know we're actually killing all of those turkeys to make a hawt feathered mardi gras outfit :P Now I just need a tailor with some pink dye
Grant Newsome Nov 23rd 2009 4:05PM
LOVE the MST3K
Alanid Nov 23rd 2009 4:59PM
Annoyed that this isn't released in the UK. I'll be happy if anybody proves me wrong.... please?
Vladeon Nov 23rd 2009 5:11PM
Hey, I'll trade you MST3K for Red Dwarf and Simon Pegg.
Deal?
MeanGreen Nov 23rd 2009 5:20PM
Lentils...
negativegirl Nov 23rd 2009 8:48PM
i always have MST3k on while playing :)
Serpigo Nov 23rd 2009 4:05PM
Normal view! Normal view! Normal vieeeewwwwwwwww!!!
(great reference!)
Derek Nov 23rd 2009 4:08PM
I came here just to add that comment! Such a hilarious movie, and I think I've seen it enough to quote every. single. line.
"All that jerking around must have caused a flame-out."
/Mike, Crow and Servo giggling.
Jehanne Nov 23rd 2009 4:11PM
Love it :D
(cutaia) Nov 23rd 2009 4:17PM
I'm also enjoying the recent MST3K craze here on The Queue. Now where's Mitchell and Manos? And if you can't find a way to make a title out of "Trumpy, you can do magic things," then you're just not trying hard enough.
Rob Nov 23rd 2009 4:33PM
"This planet should comb its hair over its bald spot."
Huge MST3k fan. :D
I didn't do this, but this guy did an awesome poster for "This Island Earth":
http://zatransis.deviantart.com/art/THIS-ISLAND-EARTH-114270456
Deadly. Off. Topic. Nov 23rd 2009 4:38PM
One of the best lines ever:
Mike broke the Hubble! Mike broke the Hubble!
Neroon Nov 23rd 2009 4:44PM
I feel like a new toothbrush....so rub me on your gums in a circular motion!
Bat Masterson Nov 23rd 2009 5:00PM
What cracks me up is that the MST3K guys make fun of WoW players on RiffTrax sometimes.
Saise Nov 23rd 2009 5:58PM
OMG I loved the Mitchell episode, probably the best one ever!!!!
"Mitchell!!! Heart's poundin'! Mitchell!!! Veins cloggin'! Mitchell!!!! Whachichika wachichika wachichika wachichika wachichika!"
The horrible end music!!! ok sry ill go now
Dave23 Nov 23rd 2009 6:12PM
Our chair technology is light years ahead of yours!
Qot Nov 23rd 2009 8:21PM
"Place your hands above the rails. They're magnetized."
"And if your hands were metal, that would mean something!"
PurdueMEB Apr 25th 2010 6:03PM
"I'm sure you have many questions. Who we are, where we come from."
"Why we have a picture of a hamburger on our wall."
Juanin Nov 23rd 2009 4:08PM
Skyguard Khatie in Blade Edge's Mountains seems to have no discrimination towards gender...