[1.Local]: What's all that morrowgrain for, anyway?

You know, Archdruid
Shade: He constructed a World Tree without the blessing of the dragon flights, causing a tree that is warped and corrupted enough that it's being invaded by harpies, grell and grelkin, and corrupting the furbolgs that are supposed to be living happily on it. A tree that invites the invasion of satyr -- and the satyr are referenced in the War of the Ancients trilogy as being products of Sargeras, warping some dude with a god complex.
Silithus? He defended Silithus once, yes -- and watched his son ripped apart before his eyes in the process. That broke him. He shattered the Sceptre of the Shifting Sands, the key to opening the Gates of Ahn'Qiraj, when the dragon flights asked him to keep guard over it in the event that the Qiraj returned. He said he was done with the dragon flights and done with protecting the place.
His last words upon leaving the scene were as follows: "My son's soul will find no comfort in this hollow victory, dragon. I will have him back. Though it takes millennia, I will have my son back!"
You want to know what he's doing with the morrowgrain? He's trying to find a way to use it to bring his son back from the dead. He may have been a "leader" at some point, but after the War of the Shifting Sands, everything -- and I mean everything -- that man does is somehow related to his son's death.
... well, at least, that's what I'm putting my money on.
bob: You want to know what is up with the Morrowgrain? I'll tell you. Two words: Innkeeper Allison. Fandral want to tap that. How else does a level 30 innkeeper get in good with the leader of the Kaldorei?
Zhiva: About morrowgrain. Maybe he is trying to make a concoction to wake Malfurion from his Emerald coma?
adamiani: Morrowgrain is all fine and good, but what's he doing to get our immortality back? The high elves got their Sunwell back -- I'm darned well not going to be outlived by a bunch of mana-sucking Horde-lovers.
| How to critique a priest without making him cry If DPSers are all about DPS, why aren't healers all about HPS? How can guild and raid members evaluate the performance of their healers? Perhaps this rant holds a few indications ... Broken_toes: Yeah ... I thought I was going to bother reading this. I even said to myself, "Yeah, 'tis might even help my guild in 'getting' healers." But yeah, you know what? NO ONE WANTS TO HEAL!!!! IT'S CRAP!!!! It's that simple. I've done it on my pally. I can heal up to 25-Uld, I imagine (this is goin' purely by gear), on my pally. But you know what? I WON'T BECAUSE IT BLOWS, AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, I DON'T CARE ENOUGH IF THEY DIE OR NOT!!! I can't get excited on a raid if healin' gear drops, if I get a new cloak or even a new legendary mace, because healin' blows ass. It takes a special kind of player to enjoy healing -- on any class. It takes a different kind of person to go from "I want to curse the crap out of people and be all black" to "I want to see what my gear looks like on the crap model of the forsaken -- ye ye ripped pants constantly FTW -- and make sure the tank and DPS take the glory." It takes a special kind of person to actually want to stare at that f'n Grid or whatever add-on they use (because blizz ain't even thought of an attractive option for healing) for however long it takes and keep the raid going. I for one salute that person. Having to put up with that completely limited playstyle, thinking to yourself "I'M PLAYING PUZZLE PIRATES BUT SH****R" But then OH NO, what happens? The tanks put Onyxia in an amazingly stupid place -- the left-hand whelp cave!!! The DK used Army on the first phase ... All sorts of stupid crap that can happen. (By the way, I DPS Onyxia on my rogue always. I refuse to heal, because I know the stupid amount o' plebes you can get in a PUG and I cannot be frickin' arsed to even try even on our tight 10-man raid run + healing is poop to play.) You wanna know if your healers good enough?? Seriously?? I'll tell you: IT'S SIMPLE!! IS HE/SHE WILLING TO PUT UP WITH MUPPETS NOT KNOWING TACTICS? IS HE/SHE WILLING TO PUT UP WITH PEOPLE LEARNING TACTICS? IS HE/SHE WILLING TO LEARN TACTICS IF NEED BE? **** MOST IMPORTANT----- IS HE/SHE WILLING TO ROLL HEALING SPEC KNOWING FULL WELL THAT THEY ARE NEVER GOING BACK TO SHADOW/RETRI/FERAL/ENHANCMENT IN RAID EVER AGAIN? DID THE RAID/PARTY WIPE DUE TO HEALING? That's how you know you have a good healer. They're willing to put up with the crap gameplay mechanics (let alone PUGs and frickin' DPS nerd-ragers). Worship and nurture the guild healers. If they're undergeared, help them gear. If they don't know tactics, run them through them. If they overheal, who frickin' cares unless the raid wipes? If you're that bothered by it, roll a frickin' healer -- notice how much fun it is ... (This all comes from a raid DPS. NO FRICKIN' WAY AM I HEALIN'. IT'S SH*T AND BORING.) Bet he felt better after all that, eh? It's ok ... We're a happy-fun bunch here in WoW.com's [1.Local] channel. We'd never stay too dark, too long. Hansbo: "It never gets dull, does it?" "Nope." "Kind of makes you wanna ..." "Break into song?" "Yep." I love the druids I love the paladins I love the shamans And all the priests, too I love the healing With all its twists and quirks Boom-de-yada Boom-de-yada Boom-de-yada Boom-de-yada I love to save you I love to be valuable I love to react fast I love to whack-a-mole I love the healing With all its helpfullness Boom-de-yada Boom-de-yada Boom-de-yada Boom-de-yada I love the yelling I love to take the blame I love the feeling Of being responsible I love the healing With all its masochism Boom-de-yada Boom-de-yada Boom-de-yada Boom-de-yada |
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| One Boss Leaves: King Dred chomps Herald Volazj What plays out in the comments doesn't always carry over to the vote box in Two Bosses Enter, One Boss Leaves. Another week brings in yet another round of incredulity between supporters of Herald Volazj and fans of King Dred. Paultab: How is King Dred still winning? Do the people who vote for him still have dinosaur bed sheets and pajamas? Jonisjalopy: Hey, hey, hey! How DARE you bring my dino sheets into this! They did NOTHING to you! |
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| Patch 3.3 PTR: epic ammo With craftable epic ammo coming up in Patch 3.3, hunters and engineers have plenty to mull over. Will hunters become engineers? Will the Gnomish engies respec to Goblin? Will Goblin respec Gnomish? Raze: Oh yeah. Gnomish Engineering. How's that irradiated city working out? But wait! We've got X-ray goggles! At least the last thing we see is vaguely enjoyable ourselves while our body rots away. With the sucky semi-IC joking out of the way, it is a little weird that all of a sudden, they think it's a good idea to re-implement the Gnomish/Goblin Engineering split into Wrath, especially when all signs were pointing to the entire idea of profession specialization going the way of dodo in the near future ... and than for something like this. It doesn't even make sense from a lore perspective. Gnomes like arrows, now? Huh? It's a bad omen. First we get an entire expansion full of gadgets that don't actually ever malfunction, FAR too many Gnome-looking robots, and now being a Goblin Engineer lets me make ... High-end bullets? Pretty lame, Blizzard. Thanks for the Northrend Portal, but bring some slapstick back to Engineering, please. Mikee: I hope there are more Goblin/Gnome engineering differences coming in Cata. Wrath has been kind of boring for my engineer, who now makes things that every other engineer can make. Undra: For the hunters that aren't engineers, nothing really changes, except that only certain people will be able to make the right ammo for you. Shadow and Earth are horrendously plentiful from Saronite veins; cost should be a pittance. For the raiding hunters that are engineers, the hope becomes that the ranged weapons are exact stat clones of each other and that the correct weapon drops for your abilities. I think splitting ammo by specialization is a bad idea. It makes things more difficult for players. I think if they go ahead with this, they need a way to trade from one to the other, like they did with the Thorium rounds back in Vanilla. |
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| Potential character model revisions ahead in Cataclysm Would you prefer an updated model for your character, come Cataclysm? Finnicks: Based on the evidence at hand, I see one of two possibilities:
Arkeband: Undead models are so not fine. Tier 9 gloves currently have half my hand sticking out of them, that's how poor it is. I don't mind the "ragged" look, but the "torn" look is just triangle-chunks, which makes it look like a shark bit our sleeves/pants. I don't think there would be player outrage by changing parts of the player model that are modified by armor, anyway. Seedcake: At the very least, human males DESPERATELY need an overhaul. If Blizzard would just do this one thing, I might be able to tolerate leveling a character on the blue side. Even just having to *look* at male humans -- at their horrible harelips, their annoying run cycle, even just how they *stand* there looking all strained in the legs like they REALLY need to go to the bathroom all the time -- keeps me from rolling Alliance. Seriously. (cutaia): Wow ... all this human hate. Am I the only one rolling a human male who didn't realize everyone else thought it was ugly? Chilblain: Charles Bronson. |
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Karuna Nov 29th 2009 8:15PM
Maybe you make beer from morrowgrain?
Alanid Nov 29th 2009 8:27PM
He actually uses morrowgrain as a code word for crack cocaine... notice the similarity? He thought he stumbled on an amazing find when he realized that he could send people to get it for him. Unfortunately he forgets to tell them where to go to get the "morrowgrain" so instead of Jimmy's piZZA Parlor they get the real stuff and he sits there smoking it all day wondering why nothing happens.
xoxotl Nov 29th 2009 11:33PM
"Staghelm and Runetotem go to White Castle."
Kylenne Nov 30th 2009 2:28AM
Fandouche makes too much money to smoke crack!
onetrueping Nov 30th 2009 5:15AM
Yeah, he probably sniffs it off the tight belly of a Sentinel during his wild Druid parties.
...what? Female night-elves had to learn to dance from SOMEWHERE...
codeman93 Nov 29th 2009 8:33PM
haha, this never fails to make me laugh =]
alpha5099 Nov 29th 2009 8:47PM
I'm apparently in the minority in not minding my human male alt's model. I like his animations, and maybe because he's got a beard I've never noticed this hair lip everyone is always complaining about.
Greatlady Nov 29th 2009 9:03PM
OMG..laughing so hard..thanks :)
Xavs Nov 29th 2009 9:11PM
Marrowgrain = Weed.
Think about it, the two main factions looking for the stuff are the Night Elves and Tauren.
They hide it from the trolls because they don't want to share.
Chailain Nov 29th 2009 9:21PM
*buys Staghelm a copy of 'The Monkey's Paw'*
*keeps it for himself, because that dude's a toolio and deserves what comes his way.*
splodesondeath Nov 29th 2009 9:23PM
Patch 4.0.2:
Cataclysm is live!
- Trolls can now be Druids
- The Morrowgrain quest for Horde is now offered by Archdruid Crack'jin in his small cave outside Orgrimmar.
Kylenne Nov 30th 2009 2:36AM
Stay away from da voodoo.
xx.water.goddess.xx Nov 30th 2009 9:56AM
omfg omfg omfg. YES. I SEE IT ALREADY. @splodesondeath
xoxotl Nov 29th 2009 11:26PM
Aaaah, good ol' Fandral. The only known Druid with a 8th shapeshifting form: Douchebag.
I'm Alliance and I wish Hamuul Runetotem would wander over and slap some sense into him.
Nawaf Nov 30th 2009 12:24AM
Don't worry, Malfurion is coming in 4.0
Josin Nov 30th 2009 8:27AM
Malfurion's coming. Look busy!
Bart Kol Nov 29th 2009 11:26PM
doesnt some other npc in the game say that it can be used for like a sleep potion or something - leading us to believe he is actually using it to keep Malfurion stuck in the emrald dream?
Shade Nov 29th 2009 11:56PM
...oh hey I got quoted! Neat. XD
@Bart - it's said that the herb was used in some troll curses. Curses + trolls = voodoo, and there's nothing quite like bringing back the dead as far as voodoo's concerned.
Kadamon Nov 30th 2009 12:44AM
I cheer every one that comes to kill Faildruid Fandouche Toolhelm.
Randomize Nov 30th 2009 2:05AM
But sadly, no one bothers to, because he doesn't have 1/4 of a bear, and he is too easy to destroy. Oh well, off to slay Tyrande...