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12-03-2009 @ 2:27PM
Dear GFW,A simple request really. Please make Sentry totem useful. Any use at all would be good, but here are the top 10 (in my book):10. It gives off the fresh aroma of brand new epics.9. It makes a bacon sandwich that provides +100 to love of bacon skill.8. Over water it turns into a totem jet ski you can ride as a water mount only.7. It creates 20 copies of itself with random names that taunt everything nearby.6. After you die you turn into a mobile stealth version of it that spawns all nearby party/raid members wherever you want. (the way a Priest turns into that big angel, and probably in PvP only)5. Has 5 health and lasts 5 sec. Unless it is destroyed within 4 sec., the totem explodes and polymorphs all nearby enemies into random animals for 2 seconds (to replace my beloved fire nova totem)4. It creates a stench so foul enemies must mouth breath, preventing them from speaking and casting spells.3. As long as it is down, it allows for the use of both Fire and Earth Elementals at the same time.2. Allows you to see all stealthed unit within x metersAnd the number one use for the all new Sentry Totem is:1. Turns you into a paladin and thus allows you to faceroll all content when necessary.(ok i'm just messin with you pallies, number two is actually number one)
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