The single greatest thing that has ever happened in this game
by Allison Robert 
Dec 9th 2009 at 7:00PM
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Til touch-down brings me round again to find
I'm not the bare they think I am at home
Oh, no no no
I'm a ROCKET BARE
Rocket bare!
Bottom full of boom out here alone!
'Til touch-down brings me round again to find
I'm not the bare they think I am at home
Oh, no no no
I'm a ROCKET BARE
Rocket bare!
Bottom full of boom out here alone!
Hats off to Tree Bark Jacket for capturing this utterly magnificent video from Icecrown's gunship battle encounter, and a plea to any and all developers reading this; you can never go wrong combining lolbares with explosives. Or rocket launchers. Or laser gun-sights with auto-lock targeting on the rogue who just stole our new tanking belt.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
zionarbadon Dec 9th 2009 7:04PM
you mean bear?
zionarbadon Dec 9th 2009 7:05PM
also, too bad I couldn't use my aquatic form, that would be funny.
Allison Robert Dec 9th 2009 7:23PM
Bare! BARE! Bare durids! BARE IS 4 TANK! Reed sum Alamo, he teech you sum stuf about bares.
http://www.wowwiki.com/Alamo
Nathanyel Dec 9th 2009 8:04PM
Noo dey be stealin mah rockit!
Nathanyel Dec 9th 2009 8:07PM
Also, Allison, I'm _SO_ stealing your avatar.
themightysven Dec 9th 2009 8:17PM
everytime someone posts a link to Alamo I have to read it all.
It's a sickness really.
Stormsinger Dec 9th 2009 8:28PM
JET DURID IZ 4 FLYZ! LOL
Alamo, always stuffed full of yummy win sauce.
Mognet T Dec 9th 2009 10:32PM
It's bare!
She packed my gear last night pre-flight
Zero hour ten p.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a drake by then
I miss Azeroth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in Ice
On such a timeless flight
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the bare they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket bare!
Bottom full of boom out here alone!
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the bare they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket bare!
Bottom full of boom out here alone!
Icecrown ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this magic I don't understand
It's just my job one night a week
A rocket bare, a rocket bare
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the bare they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket bare!
Bottom full of boom out here alone!
And I think it's gonna be a long long time...
SmokeTheBear Dec 10th 2009 3:25AM
IS BARE!
IS ROCKET!
IS ROCKET BARE!
Crimson Dec 10th 2009 2:31PM
@ zionarbadon
The Fail is strong with this one
Ok Lissen
Alamo teches u sum things about Bares!
Bares is so strong it makes peeples poop theer pants.
Also sumtimes a bare can be a rocket bare!
xD
Lissanna Dec 10th 2009 9:52AM
How about an army of rocket bares, kats, & moonchikins?
Arednel Dec 9th 2009 7:05PM
I know I've been awake too long and everything but I'm in hysterics at that :P
MusedMoose Dec 9th 2009 7:06PM
Dear sweet Urd, that's hilarious... I'd planned to try a druid eventually, I now know that I have to simply for this. Very few things are funnier than a bear with rockets strapped to its rear.
Also, it is indeed "bear," like the video title says. "Bare" is the condition you don't want people to catch you playing WoW in, lest they ask odd questions. ^_^
Ruta Dec 9th 2009 7:09PM
BEAR CAVALRY - Yeah, you're fucked.
And it is quite possible the whole "BARE" is in reference to that almighty of Druids, Alamo.
Azizrael Dec 9th 2009 7:11PM
Respeccing Demonology ASAP to try Rocket Illidan.
Bryan Dare Dec 9th 2009 8:31PM
XD
Oh God, that's great! If it works, someone needs to make a video.
Hmm. Rocket Illidan; sounds like some kind of super hero spoof haha.
Carcus06 Dec 9th 2009 7:11PM
I was doing this last night on my druid! Whats really fun is getting to the second level of the ship. I have to say this fight was really fun overall!
zionarbadon Dec 9th 2009 7:12PM
yeah i just didn't know if he meant bare to be funny or not. :) I can't wait till next week so i can have rockets strapped to my tree too. :) wait. . .that sounded wrong
Dresden Dec 9th 2009 7:12PM
Sorry this is only the second most awesome thing in the game. The first most awesome thing in the game is the pug dog non-combat pet.
halophoenix Dec 9th 2009 7:12PM
aaaaand I'm spent. :D