Shifting Perspectives: The druid of 2009, Page 3

Restoration
in order to be a successful Restoration druid blogger this year, all you really had to do was copy-paste the following into Movable Type somewhere and repeat as necessary for each major patch:
Lifebloom nerfed, Nourish buffed.
Got that? Everybody with me? Let's recap:
Patch 3.0.8: Nourish buffed.
Patch 3.1: Lifebloom nerfed, Nourish buffed.
Patch 3.2: Lifebloom nerfed, Nourish buffed.
Patch 3.3: Lifebloom nerfed, Nourish buffed.
As I believe I observed around patch 3.2's release:
If you follow Blizzard's design trajectory to its logical conclusion, Nourish will eventually become a 0.5-second cast ability costing 50 mana and healing for 8 billion, whereas Lifebloom will be renamed to Just Put The Damn Spell Out of Its Misery FFS.
Which is not to say that we've taken Lifebloom off my bars these days -- it's rather fun to abuse Clearcasting procs for a free Lifebloom that then "returns" mana you didn't use in the first place -- but past a certain point I had to ask myself what the point was. I didn't need the mana. In 25-man raid buffs and at full burn on fights with heavy raid damage -- say, Festergut-25 or heroic Twins-25, fights where you shouldn't count on having a GCD to yourself at present levels of gear -- I still didn't need the mana. For the fun of it, I equipped Spark of Hope, the new Ephemeral Snowflake (which -- yes -- returns 11 mana on each HoT tick), and Idol of Awakening alongside 3/3 Revitalize, and watched myself gain mana spamming Rejuvenation. Switching in Idol of Flaring Growth for raids still saw me completely unable to drop below 80% on Festergut despite topping heals (and on the idol note, 4 Haelz had a timely post on why you shouldn't feel obligated to run out and get the Frost idol right away).
That's slightly absurd, and one of the underlying reasons as to why mana management is going to get tougher in Cataclysm, to what ultimate effect I'm not sure. I don't think that Blizzard's really resolved the uncomfortable dichotomy where watching your mana bar is "fun" for a healer but an undesirable feature for DPS, although I have to admit that I'm kind of at a loss here as well. I have always had a rather touching and ironclad faith that someone smarter than me at Blizzard will figure it out, although the farther I get into this bottle of cough syrup the more I become convinced that I am the smartest person in the world, and would be even smarter if I could only figure out how to pop the childproof cap on the next bottle. I can't, so we're doomed.
Doomed or not, Resto has amazing raid healing output, so much so that even a noob like myself can pump out decent numbers returning to raids after an interval of eight months in sometimes iffy gear. Lucky thing, too, because in my absence Blizzard -- already fond of giant tank hits -- has grown equally fond of hard-mode encounters with unbelievable raid damage. I spent the first part of the year terrified of the numbers I kept seeing Sartharion land on me while tanking, but the latter portion's been spent with a bloodless digit hammering the Wild Growth button and howling at it to come off cooldown before another one of Freya's nasty little adds comes within range on Knock, Knock, Knock on Wood or Mimiron does...whatever he does, I don't even see that fight on Firefighter. I'm told he has a number of different abilities and that the fight has multiple phases, but you couldn't prove it by me, because all I see is a series of health bars with the only consistent feature being that everyone is about to die. If you enjoy that sort of thing, you'll adore ToGC's Anub'arak on phase 3, where everyone being a whisper away from the grave is the sort of thing that raid leaders actively encourage. It is for this reason that the phrase FML was invented.
PvP-wise, a goodly portion of the year was not kind to us. The ridiculously-popular death knight was, in many ways, designed to counter the Restoration druid, although I am hedging this somewhat by saying "in many ways" instead of "definitely, and "counter" instead of "annihilate." And may I say -- mission accomplished. We got a boost when Plague Strike was changed so as not to remove HoT's anymore, but if you're still looking for the exciting and dynamic playstyle that characterized the BC Resto PvP experience, keep walking', Sparky -- that ship don't dock here. Nor does it dock at 2v2, still the druid's best bracket, but now the slow lane to arena success.
Moar Durids
In a unrelated note, Shifting Perspectives is going to acquire a more Balance/Restoration oriented cousin with a new columnist soon. To clear up some questions I've gotten since Dan first advertised the position -- no, I'm not going anywhere, and I do apologize to the readers who have (correctly) pointed out that an epileptic monkey on crack could turn out a better column. When the editors approached me about possibly hiring an additional columnist with more of a focus on caster druids, I thought it was a great idea, veering on "godsend" territory. Shifting is unique in having to cover a class that can do any role in the game, and you've seen me write previously that I wasn't happy about having neglected certain topics. I think Balance in particular could use some love here, because I've always been a touch nervous addressing Balance issues. While I've leveled Balance on two toons and enjoy playing it casually, I don't have the breadth of experience needed to discuss the spec in the endgame, and I would much rather have someone who raids on, or plays the spec extensively, be the person to address moonkin topics.
So, if you play Balance/Resto, or even if you play one more than the other (I currently raid as a tree, so Resto topics will probably appear in Shifting more frequently -- and that sound you hear is the cadre of Resto bloggers out there laughing themselves silly), send us an application! Particularly if you are an epileptic monkey on crack, because the editors inform me that we've been looking for one of those.
Every week, Shifting Perspectives treks across Azeroth in pursuit of truth, beauty, and insight concerning the druid class. Sometimes it finds the latter, or something good enough for government work. Whether you're a Bear, Cat, Moonkin, Tree, or stuck in caster form, we've got the skinny on druid changes in patch 3.3, a close look at the disappearance of the bear tank, and thoughts on why you should be playing the class (or why not).





Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Coldbear Jan 7th 2010 1:24PM
Good article well written and with nice pictures.
Just finished writing this up:
http://www.wowwiki.com/Feral_DPS_guide
Clem Jan 7th 2010 1:34PM
Lose the cussing, girlie, but otherwise, I have a new fav rave Wow columnist!
Kostamojen Jan 7th 2010 1:54PM
Are you joking? This article was hilarious. Great job Allison. IMO the cursing made it even funnier.
Clem Jan 7th 2010 1:57PM
I am not kidding. I loved the article.
Cussing takes it down a notch.
Blinkspasm Jan 7th 2010 2:10PM
I disagree. I don't have any moral hangups with her choice of wording and found the article very informative and amusing. Great job I say!!
elvendude Jan 7th 2010 1:36PM
"and I do apologize to the readers who have (correctly) pointed out that an epileptic monkey on crack could turn out a better column."
Oh, come on Alison. That's way too harsh on yourself. I don't even play a druid and I make sure to read your column. You're an amazing writer.
schadenfreudster Jan 7th 2010 1:48PM
Amen. Flat-out best, most amusing yet incisive writing on the website -- which is high praise, since *lots* of the other writers are awesome too. And for the record, this English teacher is with you on the merits of Tintern Abbey :)
SunwellVialist Jan 7th 2010 1:45PM
Ah, lifebloom, how I miss thee.
I remember well as it was one of my primary heals...
Incredible article, very well written and fun to read, yet again!
ambermist Jan 7th 2010 2:06PM
Allison, would it be too much to ask you to write all of your columns while heavily medicated?
That was insanely more awesomer than usual.
As for Lifebloom, well, darn it, I can't give it up. I use it for lifetapping warlocks in heroics constantly. Lifetapping to 1/4 health while the tank is casting Avenger's Shield at the boss so you can turn out 6.5k dps in 3 seconds, pull aggro, die spectacularly, and then QQ to me? I hate you.
Sorry, Lifebloom. I mostly heal heroics these days (doing ICC 10 healing tonight, though, yay!), and since it takes a really crappy tank or aforementioned warlock to even threaten to use some of my mana, I generally still use it on the tank sometimes.
I don't know if it's just that I haven't been healing much, but our HoTs (with the exception of LB, of cours) seem to have gotten hotter. Or the tanks are just so insanely stacked with stam they don't need me. Most heroics go like this: Tank pulls > Wait for him to actually get the aggro before the mage does > Rejuv > Regrowth > Chat with guildies > Refresh HoTs > save the mage > rinse and repeat.
When it comes to balance, I love my class and my role, but I'm ready to see what they're going to tweak in Cataclysm to make it more competitive and less frustrating (I can't complain about the fun factor; I really do enjoy playing her). Last night my raid leader asked me to stand still in front of Rotface and let them heal me through the slime spray so that I could maximize Eclipses. The mages and warlocks would have killed me given half a chance.
Omegan01 Jan 7th 2010 2:09PM
A truly epic article. Get well soon Allison.
Shiphty Jan 7th 2010 2:18PM
She hit it on the nail with why I don't play my druid class anymore.
Were they (oh dear) just not that much fun to play anymore, with the "rotation" in 5-mans reduced to frantic Swipe and Maul spam to stay ahead of AoE-crazed DPS?
I use to love tanking in bear form till WotLK came out. Then it was just about impossible to hold agro in places like UP and CoS with a frontal cone swipe. Gave up the tanking bear forever and tank on my pally now. I use Tree for healing now. Just hard to find any good gear for it.
Love the article and I think I know a epileptic monkey on crack
Keven Jan 7th 2010 9:44PM
That was really great, very well written, very funny and very insightful. A strong wrap up of the last year. I approve!!
CiM Jan 7th 2010 3:28PM
I love your posts so freakin' much, Allison. I cannot say that enough. You are a fantastic druid blogger and impressively knowledgeable about all aspects of the class, but your appreciation for the odd history and peculiar subtleties of feral is particularly fantastic! I look forward to the increased focus on feral, though I fear there will not be much to discuss after your last few brilliant posts on the topic.
OK yes, I'm being fanboyish, but some things are worth being fanboyish about.
Lissanna Jan 7th 2010 3:40PM
Thank you for all your hard work for the class and I'm glad you will be sticking around! I think you do an amazing job of having to know four roles well enough that you can speak to people who only have to know & specialize in one role. However, I'm glad to see that you will be able to specialize more in learning the ins & outs of feral, and I look forward to seeing who the new community member will be. Getting twice the druid posts every week without over stressing one writer? Awesome.
bisar213 Jan 7th 2010 3:53PM
A great read as usual.
I love tanking on my bear, despite the sometimes mind-numbing button presses, and I find John F*cking Madden (that's for our buddy Clem) to be a really rewarding challenge. I hope 2010 is as good for druids as 2009 was.
Kal Jan 7th 2010 4:01PM
Excellent article as always, Alison. You're still my favoritest writer here. :)
Ganesh Jan 7th 2010 4:59PM
"Goddamn. I love Shockwave like a Brooklyn hipster loves not working."
woah, nellie! not all of us brooklyners live in williamsburg. some of us do, in fact, work.
and by work, i mean sit at my desk and read wow.com.
Blair Herbert Jan 7th 2010 5:20PM
One year has *passed*, not past.
That slip was just due to the medication, I'm sure!
Sy Jan 7th 2010 6:20PM
Epileptic monkeys on crack or not, this article is hilarious, pure and utter win and a joy to read... and i don't even play a druid anymore!
Mines been sitting neglected on another realm at level 71 for a while now. Ho hum.
Metatron Jan 7th 2010 6:25PM
I LOL'ed on the first part. Then I went to the second and LOL'ed some more. Guess what I did on the third part... no prizes for guessing. Brilliant stuff Allison, you inebriated maniacal genius.