White and longer than your average cloak

The very first comment proclaimed that this cape was "white and looks longer than your average cloak or cape." Something about that comment must have caught the imagination of other WoW players, because the comment thread went on for pages. The Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape became a Thottbot meme, and was (perhaps) a predecessor to things like the Three Wolf Moon shirt. It was an amusing blip on the community of World of Warcraft, but not one I've thought about for a long time.
It's with great joy that I am now the proud owner of a Saronite Gargoyle Cloak, which "drops" from the box after you complete Icecrown Citadel's gunship battle. The flavor text for the cloak proclaims that it is "even longer than your average cloak or cape." It's an unmistakeable shout out to that original item, and one that had me giggling like a mad man. I love it when Blizzard pokes a little fun at themselves, and indulge in a bit of metagame.
I usually leave my cloak invisible, but I absolutely had to turn it back on for the Saronite Gargoyle Cloak. And I assure you, gentle reader, that this item is absolutely white and even longer than your average cape or cloak.
Filed under: Items, Analysis / Opinion, Humor






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Wharr Jan 8th 2010 5:06PM
I was pleasantly surprised to see this, too. I wore that cloak from Strath for a loooooooong time, and now am wearing the new one. I wish I'd kept the original, I'll certainly find a spot for this to hang around.
Jack Spicer Jan 8th 2010 5:04PM
I wasn't aware that there were Thotbott memes other than "Hunter Loot"
tonedeff Jan 8th 2010 9:13PM
I thought the whole everything is hunters loot, was dead or atleast dying. Please don't bring it back!
Deathgodryuk Jan 9th 2010 2:41AM
That meme was dead but some hunter looted the meme's corpse proclaiming that it was perfectly itemized for them.
Ramco Jan 8th 2010 5:06PM
So exactly how long and white is this cape? Longer and whiter than your average cloak or cape?
Lissanna Jan 8th 2010 5:07PM
Because sometimes length matters... when it's your cape!
Bubsa Jan 8th 2010 5:08PM
Cool story, bro
rTwelve Jan 8th 2010 5:20PM
It's great, and cooler than your average story, bro.
Bubsa Jan 8th 2010 11:03PM
Touché Mr. Twelve. Touché
Sorcefire Jan 8th 2010 5:13PM
...and it's a telling commentary on some of the really poor design choices Blizz has made over the years. Cloaks are usually described as going from shoulder to shin and across the chest, but we've seen things called cloaks in game that are nothing more than two strips of fabric dangling about in the wind. We have capes, shawls, remnants, but they are (mostly) call called cloaks. Really...do I want to look like some 'roided up nancy with my battle axe and sickly yellow cape?
swimstarguy Jan 8th 2010 7:08PM
lame and looks longer than your average post or comment.
smcn Jan 8th 2010 5:17PM
I chuckled at this when looking through AtlasLoot this past weekend. Another WotLK cloak which looks pretty cool, is white and longer than your average cloak or cape is Cloak of the Darkcaster: http://www.wowhead.com/?item=43278#comments
BioHazard Jan 8th 2010 5:17PM
Actually, the original Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape has the flavor text on it too. ^^
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=13397
Ramco Jan 8th 2010 5:26PM
That was actually added as a response to all the Thottbot comments, so I guess Mr. Gray got his cape before the flavor text was added.
slartibart Jan 8th 2010 5:31PM
Wow, I actually had the exact same experience a few weeks ago, got lucky on this baby in an icc10, laughed my ass off, the others in vent didn't understand at all.
I immediately turned my cloak back on, thanks for sharing :)
Babaloo Jan 8th 2010 5:37PM
"I got this cape yesterday in Strat. I lost my glasses so I can't give an affirmative description. But looking at my screen with the naked eye, it looks white and longer than your average cape."
Epic quote.
Lupusian Jan 9th 2010 6:06AM
"I'm a gnome and it's just too long, I keep tripping on it. And it's not white anymore, because it gets so dirty from dragging in the dirt. I am heartbroken by this cape!"
Even more epic quote.
mark.gregory Jan 8th 2010 5:48PM
Its white and longer than your average cape or cloak.
Spriesty Jan 8th 2010 5:48PM
Grats on your new cloak! I personally think that is the coolest cloak I've seen in awhile. The leather trim with rivets against the white looks awesome imo. (Unlike the Naxx cloaks.../shiver)
jbodar Jan 8th 2010 6:14PM
Are they on par or worse than http://www.wowhead.com/?item=37197 ? That model makes me want to punch babies.