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1-12-2010 @ 8:08AM
The Slap Chop should be an offhand for Mutilate Rogues. Or, I suppose, anyone who likes slapping then chopping. Let's just call it a one-hander for everyone to play with and have it drop off a holiday boss. Martha Stewart boss anyone?
1-12-2010 @ 8:10AM
And, no, I have no idea what holiday she would appear to drop the mighty Slap Chop. Heck, she could drop all the items mentioned.
1-12-2010 @ 11:25AM
If there was a slapchop weapon my rogue could use, it's farm for it like nothing else. Mostly due to the inside family joke of my four year old son doing this crazy dance to that remix. It's made slapchop an every day item in our house since he just loves using it (with supervision, of course).
1-12-2010 @ 11:26AM
That should be, "I'd farm for it like nothing else." WTB better commenting system. PST to AOL.
1-12-2010 @ 11:31AM
Next year's Pilgrim's Bounty event boss?
1-12-2010 @ 2:49PM
Martha Stewart? I think not. Even after her time in prison, I can't see her lowering herself to the infomercial set. I see it more like this...[Slappable Handle] is a %.00001 drop from 25 man Hogger (hard mode)You must seek out the spirit of Bil Leemayze who will guide you in scouring all of Azeroth and Outland for the compenents...Once ready for assembly you must don a [Skanky Blood Elf Callgirl] disguise made from 1000 bolts of silk cloth and a rotten fish. You summon Vince Shlomi in the heart of Gnomeregan. He naturally can't resist your disguise, so when goes in for the forbidden kiss you must be ready to channel your Clamping Bite ability. He will repeatedly strike you in the face, but if you can hang on for 5 minutes he will submit and grudgingly craft the Slap Chop for you, moments before Stormwind Police haul you both off to the Stockades.EPICKEST QUEST CHAIN EVAR....
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