Breakfast Topic: Caught between a rock

Yes, the rocks.
You see, I am part of a small, but growing number of WoW players who collect rocks. For those of you who overlook this highly sophisticated hobby, I encourage you to give it some research. Blizzard has gone through great efforts to supply an expansive assortment of wonderful, prized rocks over the years and expansions. These items are really what separate World of Warcraft from other MMOs, by adding another dimension of enjoyment to the game.
| a. Rock | b. Pet Rock | c. A Very Pretty Rock | d. Shiny Polished Stone |
| e. Lucky Rock | f. Happy Fun Rock | g. A Pretty Rock | h. Rock Chip |
Above you can see my treasured collection. Admittedly, not all of my rocks are 100% pure, but I am quite the sucker for derivative pieces. You'll see exhibit d is actually a stone, but it holds a great deal of sentimental value to me.
For those of you unfamiliar with rock collecting, I'd like to point out exhibits a and c. These are Blizzard's latest geologic additions to the game, added during The Wrath of the Lich King expansion. I feel they have both had a huge impact on rock collecting and Blizzard's philosophy on it. You see, exhibit a, Rock, is the first of its kind in that it is extremely common. It's so common that many elite rock collectors scoff at it, saying it is unremarkable. The same has been said about A Very Pretty Rock, which was criticized as "treading old ground."
I personally disagree with these assessments, though. Previously, very few players were exposed to rocks as it was regarded as a pastime of the elite. Now though, because of these new WotLK rocks, many new players are being introduced to rock collecting for the first time and their influence on Blizzard is making many great changes and development to rock collecting. I think the brash comments from veteran rock collectors are just the result of feeling overwhelmed by the surge of new faces in the community. By the time Cataclysm comes out, I think we'll all find that the increased interest in rock collecting will really help to innovate it to new heights. Archaeology, anyone?
That doesn't mean we can't revisit some more old favorites, though! Maybe it's just nostalgia, but I'm really excited for rumors about an Orphan Pet Rock that "looks sad." If Blizzard is listening, I'm very interested in finding a companion to my prized Lucky Rock. Perhaps a Luckier Rock?
Whatever the future may hold, I am on the edge of my seat.
So, to all the pack rats out there: Blizzard has stated they plan to improve upon the backpack next expansion. What do you intend to fill it with? If you're not a pack rat, are there any quirks or fun pastimes you've assigned to yourself in the game?
Filed under: Breakfast Topics, Expansions, Humor, The Burning Crusade, Wrath of the Lich King, Cataclysm, Archaeology






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 6)
Dt Jan 20th 2010 8:05AM
Haha awesome! Rock collecting!? It's little gems like this in the game which truely seperate WoW from others out there!
Tomatketchup Jan 20th 2010 8:41AM
Small details like the "rock" fad is why World of Warcraft rocks.
Deadly. Off. Topic. Jan 20th 2010 9:18AM
Sadly I have some of those rocks, but my favourite thing is the romance books you can find. A steamy romance and A steamy romanc: Northern Exposure.
Dyoni Jan 20th 2010 11:10AM
Haha, those romance novels crack me up, too.
My boyfriend's DK has a skull collection, he probably has 50 or so now....
bdew Jan 20th 2010 11:31AM
Now blizzard just have to add an Achievement for collecting every single freaking rock in the game! :)
felixoxo Jan 20th 2010 8:07AM
That is the weirdest breakfast topic I've read on here. Weird enough that I bothered to sign up to comment on it, having lurked on here for months on end. Kudos.
Krof Jan 20th 2010 8:08AM
lol
Lightsource Jan 20th 2010 8:10AM
Best Breakfast Topic EVER.
Talk about Gearing Bank Alts next.
Sleutel Jan 20th 2010 8:36AM
Three-piece Tuxedo, Recruit's Boots (especially on a female toon), Antique Silver Cufflinks, Noble's Monocle, Tarnished Silver Necklace (preferably in a stack of 20), any combination of these rings,* and (now that Rogues can DW right away) two Sharpened Letter Opener, one with Fiery, one with Icy.
*Dread Pirate Ring, Cubic Zirconia Ring, Flawless Diamond Solitaire, Gold Eternium Band, Gold Wedding Band, Miniscule Diamond Ring, Mood Ring, Noble's Eternium Signet, Sapphire Pinky Ring, Silver Piffeny Band, The Rock, Flores' Lost Seal of Approval, and Tarnished Silver Ring.
lolikitty Jan 20th 2010 8:52AM
Yes ! A thousand times yes !
I changed servers and was devastated to leave my beloved bank alt behind, who at the tender level of 6, had collected various seasonnal pieces (egg basket, bunny ears, etc ...), and was currently wearing a very appropriate Pilgrim dress.
Fortunately, i could transfert the noble's monocle, cufflings, silver necklace, and most of all, the now unavailable ruby shades among other niceties.
Great breakfast topic :D
klink-o Jan 20th 2010 8:52AM
Ruby Shades are were it's at.
Dawn Moore Jan 20th 2010 8:52AM
>Talk about Gearing Bank Alts next.
Fantastic idea. I'll see what I can do.
Frank Jan 20th 2010 9:36AM
my bank alt collects the special pets. so far he has the baby blizz bear, onyxia whelpling, mr. chilly, and a corehound pup. : )
Jademalo Jan 20th 2010 10:24AM
http://www.wow.com/2008/04/16/mr-peanut-and-his-monocle-bank-toon-fashion/
Already done
Adeany Jan 20th 2010 10:33AM
Diamond. Tipped. Cane.
ttvp Jan 20th 2010 4:04PM
My bank alt collects random relics from holidays.
Right now he's sporting BEER goggles (what good is a bank alt if you can't look down on everyone around you, literally?), Bouquet of Orange Marigolds, and his Green Brewfest Stein. He switches around between various other stuff, like sparklers and noblegarden gear, but that's his gig.
Some prefer the exotic millionaire look, and that's fine, but he prefers the eccentric hobo look.
Viper007Bond Jan 20th 2010 5:36PM
Just bought my bank alt a bunch of l33t BoA gear. Of course he has experience off (sadly that didn't exist at the time I did a seasonal quest and accidentally hit level 2).
Lightsource Jan 20th 2010 5:59PM
0.o Good ideas
Snuzzle Jan 20th 2010 6:15PM
My bank alt is a male blood elf in a [Lovely Black Dress].
I think the simplicity speaks for itself.
ROB13 Jan 20th 2010 8:10AM
It will be filled with the body parts of whatever I have to kill.