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1-23-2010 @ 8:15AM
So we were going over the strategy for Kologarn back in 3.1, and we're being told to dps the right arm. So some genius in the guild asks "Which right, our right or Kologarn's right?" Never mind the fact that the arms ARE NAMED RIGHT ARM AND LEFT ARM.
1-23-2010 @ 8:18AM
Oh, and it shouldn't need to be said, but every time we're talking about some direction, it has to be done in relation to kologarn now. "Who's north, our north, the boss' north Kologarn's north...?"
1-23-2010 @ 9:45AM
On our Kologarn fight, our RL says, okay, DPS the Right Arm...good, now you can DPS the Middle Arm......that ended up becoming his guild note.
1-23-2010 @ 10:12AM
Right arm... reminds me of this one-off time when i heard a middle aged woman talking in vent and said, "Sweet accent" (it was a southern american apparently (I'm australian)) and she replied, in the most serious of tones, "both hands on keyboard, mister" that was one EPIC ToC 25-man run :)
1-23-2010 @ 11:23AM
I've always ripped an old Dane Cook joke saying "We DPS Kologarn's Right arm, Our left"
1-23-2010 @ 11:38AM
Sticking with the Ulduar theme here... In my current guild a while back, when we were doing hard modes, our raid leader said over vent - "Ok guys, get on your mains. We are going to do some hard men"Needless to say everyone that was in that run has some form of "Hard men/man" tag in their guild note...We also happened to do the Disarmed achieve that night... (gotta stick a bit with Kolo eh?)
1-23-2010 @ 12:38PM
Kologarn used to be the boss that we'd have to fight four, five times to down in our guild. I got so frustrated (and tired) one night, that I began yelling back at him over Vent. He'd yell Oblivion, I'd yell Oblivion. And every time we wiped, it became a little more scrambled, eventually becoming "Obibweooooooooon!"Now I'm expected to say that anytime we go even near Ulduar.
1-23-2010 @ 1:55PM
When we were still doing Ulduar in our weekend raids, we concluded that anyone who was unfortunate enough to fall off the edge at the start of the Kologarn fight fell victim to his "Third Arm".
1-23-2010 @ 4:21PM
My guild and I were doing hardmodes in Ulduar, and one of our fury warriors kept dying.I mean, repeatedly. Eventually our raidleader just yells into Vent "JOE! GIVE SAIRES VIGILANCE!" As if him not having vigilance was the cause.Needless to say, any time Saires or Joe are on, at least 5 people ask "Joe, did you give Saires vigilance?" Or "Saires, do you have vigilance?"It's become a really stupid yet amusing inside joke.
1-24-2010 @ 12:23AM
Our VERY first night in Ulduar 10man, before our 25man group, we go past XT and decided to take a go at Council. We're running through that hallway, durp durp durp, and someone asks, "Which way is council?" RL: "I think Council's up the stairs."*We all trod up the stairs*Kologarn: "OOOOOBBBBBLLLIIIIVION!"Us: "...LOL *ded*"For a very long time, "Hey guys, I think council's up the stairs" was our joke. With Blood Council now, I really hope that comes back lol. :D
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