The Light and How to Swing It: Looting in the Plagueworks

A quick service announcement: We will be moving The Light and How to Swing It over to Thursdays. We'll still have the weekend spot as well. How are we doing this you might ask? Chase Christian will be doing a holy paladin only version of TLaHtSI during the weekends with my coverage of retribution and protection on Thursdays.
A looting we will go. A looting we will go. Hi-ho the merry-oh, a looting we will go. This week, we're delving into the geist filled section known as the Plagueworks. Precious and Stinky aren't technically bosses, but they're still fun little encounters, so I figured I'd give at least one of the puppies center stage in today's header. Last week, we looted our way through the lower spire in Icecrown if you want to go back and take a look. Otherwise, onto the loots!
Festergut's innards
Spread out, don't blow up, jump on spores, and spread out again. Oh, and for the love of all that is sacred and holy, try not to breathe in that stuff. It's nasty.
- Holy
- Signet of Putrefaction - 10 man - This ring is stacking haste and mp5 both on top of a red gem socket.
- Festergut's Gaseous Gloves - 10 man - A set of plate hands with a pair of gem slots (red and yellow) with a bunch of mp5 and a fair amount of crit. Intellect is paired evenly with stamina, so no big bonus there.
- Holiday's Grace - 25 man - This necklace has a yellow socket for an intellect gem giving you an additional five spell power. Otherwise, it's stats are mp5 and crit in fairly equal amounts for itemization.
- Plague Scientist's Boots - 25 man - These are cloth boots, but they should still fit okay. A red and blue socket along side a lot of haste as well as some crit.
- Horrific Flesh Epaulets - 25 man - Here's a set of resto-shaman shoulders that has stats we like. One each of red and blue gem slots on top of crit and haste with the emphasis on crit.
- Unclean Surgical Gloves - 25 man - Yeah, we're still in resto-shaman gear, but this time it's gloves. These also have red and blue gem slots as well as a healthy batch of haste and some mp5.
- Faceplate of the Forgotten - 25 man - Here's a spell plate helmet for you. It's rocking high crit and equal (as far as itemization points go) mp5. There is a meta socket on this piece as well as a blue gem slot.
- Protection
- Cloak of Many Skins - 10 man - This tanking cloak has a pretty decent chunk of stamina on it compared to strength. It also has a blue socket for stamina gems which means you'll probably get that four additional dodge rating. The equip stats are split three ways with defense rating getting the most, then parry and dodge coming up in the rear.
- Belt of Broken Bones - 25 man - This belt has a red and blue socket to start out with before worrying about adding a buckle. The stamina is fairly high and it also boosts up parry quite a bit. It also has defense rating and dodge rating as additional stats.
- Retribution
- Festering Fingerguards - 10 man - These hands are fairly decent with a pair of sockets in red and yellow. However, a tank in need of either the hit or expertise these offer might also end up bidding over you if she's in need of a threat upgrade. At this point in the game, they don't have to worry as much about their def cap and can use some gear slots just for threat.
- Fleshrending Gauntlets - 25 man - These gauntlets are on the 'must have' list for ret paladins. The critical strike rating and haste are both good and the two gem slots are nothing to sneeze at. However, remember that even though it's a "best in slot" item, please gear intelligently and weigh it against your current stat needs.
- Might of Blight - 25 man - This is an okay ring. It's got a yellow gem slot which you could toss a red strength gem into and the crit isn't bad on it, but I'm not a fan of armor penetration for paladins. Armor penetration only affects about a third of our total damage output. So, while it isn't a horrible stat, it's not at the top of my list.
To the left, to the left. To the right, to the right. And if you step in the massive amounts of toxic waste, the only super power you'll gain is the complete inability to contribute further to that particular fight.
- Holy
- Choker of Filthy Diamonds - 10 man - This is a blue socketed necklace. It's got a wee bit more stamina than intellect, but nothing detrimental. Side stats are haste and mp5.
- Lockjaw - 10 man -This mace does favor stamina a little bit more than intellect. However, the haste and mp5 is fairly decent as well as the spell power. Overall, it's not a bad weapon.
- Bloodsunder's Bracers - 25 man - While these mail bracers don't show up as having a socket bonus, they really do. It got hotfixed in on the 4th of January and WoWhead's info doesn't show it. I can't actually find a reference to what that socket bonus is though. So, uhm, yeah. The yellow socket is great for an intellect gem and the crit and haste isn't shabby either. However, this is shaman gear and not actually plate.
- Trauma - 25 man - This is a cool proc-based healing mace, but appears to only work within the group that the heal had a proc in. This means if you want the effect it grants to hit someone, you'd better be in the same party they are. The proc itself works similar to Althor's Abacus with a HoT instead of a direct heal. Some are claiming that this is the greatest thing since hotdogs on a stick, but others are a little blah over it. The main issue is that if people are spread out or if you're doing primarily direct heals, it's not as useful as you have fewer chances to cause it to proc. Also, the limit to an individual party is a downside. However, it does have a lot of raw spellpower on it which is one of the upsides. Overall, your mileage will vary greatly from fight to fight. In some cases, it could be phenomenal. In other cases it will appear rather lackluster.
- Rot-Resistant Breastplate - 25 man - This chest piece has three gem slots (one for each color) and stacks haste and crit as its equip stats.
- Protection
- Bile-Encrusted Medallion - 25 man - Ah, a tanking necklace with armor on it. It has a single red gem socket if you want to toss some agility in there for extra dodge and armor or just a blue stamina gem for more health. The equip stats are dodge and defense rating, but the main point of interest is the armor on it.
- Blightborne Warplate - 25 man - This chest piece has a substantial amount of stamina on it compared to the strength as well as three gem slots (red, blue, and yellow) and as such, the effective health potential on this item is fairly high. It also stacks large chunks of both dodge rating and defense rating with a little bit of hit rating on the side. Overall, a really nice tanking piece.
- Retribution
- Flesh-Shaper's Gurney Strap - 10 man - This belt has a decent strength to stamina ratio as well as two gem slots on it. The armor penetration on it isn't all the impressive as I mentioned my view on that earlier, but it's got a fair chunk of hit raiting as well. The strength stacking on it makes it a pretty decent belt for ret pallies.
- Rotface's Rupturing Ring - 10 man - This dps ring has a yellow gem slot in it that you can stack some strength into as well as some expertise and armor penetration.
- Winding Sheet - 25 man - This is a great cape for ret paladins and probably the best you'll see until hard modes. The gem slot allows for stacking some more strength and the crit and haste are always welcome to the party.
- Raging Behemoth's Shoulderplates - 25 man - The two gem slots on these shoulders as well the large stack of crit on it makes for a fairly decent choice for ret pallies. The addition of hit rating might put you over the cap, but it should give you room if you decide to swap some other gear around.
Professor Putricide's laboratory
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be abominations. Or do, rather. Slimes are tasty after all.
- Holy
- Cauterized Cord - 10 man - This is a cloth belt, but it still has the stats we like. The yellow and red gem slots give you some customization options and the stats in crit and haste aren't bad either.
- Rippling Flesh Kilt - 10 man - These are shaman legs, but if you don't have one in your party, I'm sure they won't mind. They've got three gem slots (two yellow and one red) and put the rest of the stats equally into crit and haste.
- Chestplate of Septic Stitches - 10 man - This spell plate chest piece has three red gem sockets down the center of it. It puts most of its stat allotment into crits, but also has a healthy chunk of mp5.
- Protection
- The Facelifter - 10 man - Ah, a tanking sword for those that might not want the mace from earlier in the instance. This one gives you parry and expertise instead of the dodge and hit from the Bonebreaker Scepter. The other stat it hands out is defense rating which you get a little bit more of on this than the mace. It comes down to a case of choosing which stats you need.
- Unidentifiable Organ - 10 man - This tanking trinket has armor as its base 'gimme' stat. The proc, however, is based on getting hit. you have a 60% chance to gain stamina and that stacks then times. Essentially, you start gaining more max health throughout the course of a fight which is always a good thing. That is, until it suddenly goes away.
- Last Word - 25 man - This tanking mace is a call back to the old Blessing of Light that we paladins used to grant (well, the holy ones did at least). While the mace itself doesn't have any strength on it and the stamina isn't much higher than the 10 man version, the proc gives you a hundred strength as well as the old Blessing of Light effect of having incoming heals increased. It can be a fairly decent weapon if used right, but it might mess with initial aggro.
- Retribution
- Infected Choker - 10 man - This necklace has a red socket in there, so if you pop in a strength gem, you should be getting the bonus. Otherwise, it's got both crit strike as well as expertise as its stats.
- Scalpel-Sharpening Shoulderguards - 10 man - Red and blue sockets on this one, but again we've got a fairly large amount of armor penetration on it which I'm not thrilled about. The hit rating is fairly nice if you need to shore you gear back up after swapping things around.
- Tiny Abomination in a Jar - 25 man - This is the best trinket for an Icecrown raiding ret paladin. Well, not the best, because there is a heroic version. When you hit things, you gain motes. When you get eight motes, you attack for half weapon damage. For a paladin, this causes your seals to also hit which causes even more damage. Pretty sweet. Oh, it also includes some hit rating baseline.
- All Paladins
- Conqueror's Mark of Sanctification - 25 man and heroic 10 man - Yet another of the generic tier gear upgrades. If you're purchased any of your tier set with badges, you can upgrade them with one of these tokens. It doesn't matter which piece of the tier set it is, you can still use this token to bump it up a bit.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Sterdoker Jan 23rd 2010 4:12PM
TLaHtSI
I like this colum, you have my uncondicional paladin support, but I just don't know...
Apart from that slight detail, great and useful post =D
morgangoode Jan 23rd 2010 4:20PM
So does this mean you're not hiring a Holy Pally columnist like you advertised?
Scunosi Jan 23rd 2010 4:37PM
Listing clothy and shaman gear sure isn't going to net you many friends as a pally. :P
Doddilus Jan 23rd 2010 4:42PM
The Unidentifiable Organ is crap
http://maintankadin.failsafedesign.com/forum/index.php?f=3&t=26800&rb_v=viewtopic
Scarlet Jan 23rd 2010 4:57PM
So, what was the point in having people apply if you're not going to hire anyone outside of wow.com? That makes absolutely no sense.
Dan O'Halloran Jan 24th 2010 2:20AM
I'd like to clear the air on this issue. Chase approached us *after* we advertised for the position with interest in writing the holy paladin column. He has been raiding as a holy paladin for quite some time and we agreed that he could submit an application, telling him that we would treat him the same as the other applicants. We read *every* paladin application we received and Chase's was clearly the best.
Our goal with the site is to be entertaining and informative. Chase has proven to be both of those with the rogue column and we have every confidence he will do the same with the holy paladin column. Read his first piece next week and decide for yourself.
Dan O'Halloran
Managing Editor
WoW.com
Holyfog Jan 23rd 2010 5:18PM
So not only are you not hiring a new holy paladin columnist, but the new holy writer is the guy who does rogue columns? His bio does not inspire confidence.
"He also plays several alts, usually with comical results."
ToyChristopher Jan 23rd 2010 5:18PM
Ring and resto shaman gear. Why can't haste and mp5 be together on plate? Who is this plate for if isn't for holy paladins?? Oh well...
Brouck Jan 23rd 2010 6:05PM
WoW.com's choice to hire internally is totally acceptable in the business world. However, from my experiences, SOP for hiring from within is to typically post internally, and hire BEFORE listing the job for the masses. It is my belief, that WoW.com has done a great disservice to their many readers who have been actively awaiting an opportunity to become a member of the WoW.com team. If a position held the posibility of being hired out internally, it should have been done before the teasing of many empassioned readers and writers. It would be fallacy for the administrators at WoW.com to believe their job posting was anything more than a tease for their average reader with the intent of boosting daily activity. Statisically speaking, one would expect an influx of people logging into WoW.com daily, anxiously awaiting the anouncement of the post for which they applied. Likewise, these same readers have an increased chance at posting more frequently about articles thinking it may somehow improve their chances at obtaining said job. Unfortunately, for Wow.com there is bound to be a backlash of angered readers who will refrain from reading wow.com again, rather choosing to glean their information from other reputable sites such as mmo-champion.com or wowhead's blog.
Kultcher Jan 23rd 2010 6:21PM
Well said, Brouck. Nothing to add here other than that I wholeheartedly agree with you and the others who were disappointed by this move.
Kultcher Jan 23rd 2010 6:27PM
No edit button, eh?
Just wanted to add: even ignoring the insult to those of us who applied for the position, it's also a bit of an affront to the Holy Paladin community, to have their column written by someone who (presumably) doesn't even play a Holy Paladin as a main. Or it's an affront to the Rogue community that their columnist actually plays a Holy Paladin. Point is, either way, it's kinda lame.
Adam Holisky Jan 24th 2010 2:48AM
The amount of people applying for jobs with us represents a droplet of water in a very large lake. We see absolutely no increase in traffic when we announce a position; in-fact traffic usually dips because we take up front-page space with an article that very very few people are interested in reading. I would prefer alternative means to advertising the position, but alas making a post seems to be the only thing we can do.
As for Chase, well, as Dan explained above he was the most qualified applicant we recieved -- and he did apply just like everyone else. We were not aware of his intentions until after the announcement was made, and at that time we told him he had to apply just like everyone else.
If you applied, and would like more information as to what we thought of your application, feel free to email me at adam@wow.com and I'll let you know.
Merrena Jan 24th 2010 4:13PM
"â—¦Tiny Abomination in a Jar - 25 man - This is the best trinket for an Icecrown raiding ret paladin. Well, not the best, because there is a heroic version."
Death's Verdict/Death's Choice and the Whispering Fanged Skull are better than this.
j9o6n Jan 23rd 2010 6:27PM
So someone who plays a rogue is going to be the new Holy Paladin columnist? Well i play a Holy Paladin, so I guess next time they are hiring a rogue columnist, i should apply for that instead of that class I actually play.
I used to be a daily reader of WoW.com. Dangling a position in front of the public, having God knows how many people put their hearts into their application, only to hire internally to someone who plays a completely different class, is just plain insulting to everyone who applied, as well as loyal Holy Paladins everywhere. I guess WoW.com was not looking for someone with an in depth knowledge of the class, entertaining articles that aren't solely about buffs/nerfs/gear/news, or columns that deviated from the typical "this is what gear is good for you" columns that anyone who as played this game for more than six months could write.
I can only speak from myself, but I will no longer be reading WoW.com. Choosing to hire internally is one thing. Teasing the public for whatever reason is entirely different.
Nettiepoo Jan 23rd 2010 6:39PM
I agree completely, because I know firsthand the amount of effort some people put into their applications. My fiancee loves WoW and got me more into it than I ever imagined. He's an incredibly talented holy paladin and more times than not wipes the floor with other healers with insane healing AND he leads the raid runs smoothly and fairly. He's a skilled writer too, and he spent an entire day making sure he filled out the application to the best of his abilities, literally pouring his heart and soul into it. Despite not being a fan personally of him putting so much time into it, I know he is very knowledgeable in the Holy Paladin area and he had high hopes for being able to write the Healadin articles. I don't know about the other people who applied, but I am quite sure he would do better than any rogue main.
Somehow, even I am personally offended by this and think it's wrong.
Adam Holisky Jan 24th 2010 2:52AM
Chase was the most highly qualified applicant we received.
If either of you (or your significant others) would like to engage in a discussion about your application, feel free to email me at adam@wow.com and I'll let you know what we thought.
Blackshorn Jan 23rd 2010 6:48PM
I think some of you are underestimating how long it takes to hire someone for what is a corporate position. Even after applications are no longer accepted it can take MONTHS in some instances for the companies to hire someone. In the meantime the work still needs to get done so someone already working on the site is a no-brainer.
Instead of assuming they haven't hired anyone who has applied why don't we take a step back and chill. Last time there were new hires there was a post introducing them. I would think they would do the same thing this time but if I'm mistaken I'm sure someone will let me know. So, again, chill and don't always assume the worst.
JM Jan 23rd 2010 6:53PM
They haven't hired any new holy paladin columnist. It's Chase Christian. You can listen to the WoW Insider show for confirmation. He didn't say it would be a shared column or that he'd be working with anyone.
They DID confirm that for the OTHER positions, they are in touch with the candidates and so if you didn't get contacted, you didn't get the position.
So how 'bout you do your research first before you jump to the defense of these people who just wasted a LOT of people's time?
Brouck Jan 23rd 2010 7:09PM
"Drop on by to see what we've got in store or check back on next Saturday to read the new holy paladin column by our own Chase Christian." - this seems like an announcement of a new hire in my own humble opinion
Personage Jan 23rd 2010 6:51PM
I only come to WoW.com when someone suggests I should, so this doesn't really affect me directly as it surely does many, many others.
Hopefully, this is a temporary solution to a problem created when hundreds of talented people sent in their applications - it takes time to sort through all those submissions.
And if it's not... well, I personally won't be coming here any more or less often than I already do, but I know a lot of my fellow players who will view this operation very differently "going forward".
In the meantime, I'm going to cross my fingers for good luck for someone deserving, who saw an opportunity, gave it their all, and has good news on the way!
Otherwise, yeah... you're jerks.