The Classifieds: Buttering up the Panera Bread WoW Man

Remember back during the holidays, when we had a nice cozy Breakfast Topic chat about the fellow who's been spotted schlepping his entire iMac to the local Panera Bread to play WoW? Sharp-eyed reader Paul discovered a followup article at Gizmodo, featuring five questions with the Panera Bread WoW Man. It's no headline news, but it's an interesting peek into how a fellow WoW player gets his fix.
Let's open up The Classifieds ...
Recruiting
- Starting from scratch: <Whiz Bang> (US Staghelm-H), founded by two Vanilla/BC/Wrath vets, is leveling a new set of characters to 80 and invites aspiring raiders age 18+ to get in on the ground floor; a little further along are <Riders of Unholy> of EU Dragonblight-A, now recruiting all classes for a new raiding team.
- Second 10-man team and building for 25-man: <Unabashed Noobery> on US Kilrogg-A is looking for DPS and healers; <BLITZ> (US Aman'Thul-A) is building from two 10-mans up to a 25-man team, recruiting all classes and roles.
- 10-man: <Two Percent> (US Uldaman-H) is looking for mature raiders, especially healers, for its established team; <the massacre begins> of US Nesingwary-A is looking for more.
- 25-man: <Internet Dunk Squad> is seeking ranged DPS and healers for progression raiding Friday through Sunday nights; <Chilling with my Gnomies> on US Maiev-H is looking for healers (shamans or druids preferred); new guild <Naked Singularity> of US Uldaman-A is building a hardcore team for applicants with minimum of iLevel 200+ gear.
Downings
- <Two Percent> US Uldaman-H has pushed past Marrowgar, through Lady Deathwhisper and the Gunship Battle to stare Saurfang in his tusked visage. Nice work, guys!
Guild RankingsWorld rankings as of Tuesday evening.
- 25-man Progress
- 25-man Achievement Nine guilds lead the world rankings this week with 1330 points.
- 10-man Progress
- 10-man Achievement 67 guilds have managed to total up 1285 points.
- 10-man Strict Progress Fourteen guilds are working in The Crimson Halls.
- 10-man Strict Achievement <From Chaos> and <Vox Immortalis> are locked at the top with 1285 points, followed by <Saoirse> and <Three> with 1255 and <Elysium> with 1205.
Community News
- While WoW.com doesn't encourage marathon gaming sessions (rested XP is more effective in real life, too), we do support charitable efforts. A trio of WoW players is supporting Child's Play (the charitable organization that brings games, books and cash to sick kids in children's hospitals across North America) with a nonstop, livestreamed WoW session planned for some time in February. Catch the deets, make a donation or lend a hand at 3DaysofWoW.com.
- In behind-the-curtains silliness, we hear that the GM of <Helkpo> (EU The Venture Co-H) (who we also hear is the lead singer of London's smash hit Mumcuss) is singing for his supper -- err, for guild kills. Evidently, the 10-man strict guild was having a hard time with Anub'Arak one night recently, when Helkpo stepped in with music to soothe the savage beast. While we can't vouch for the musical excellence of this recording, we will say that it's certainly representative of impromptu guild morale-building at its best. Keep having fun, Helkpo!
- Interested in helping get a documentary on raiding off the ground? The Raid, a film about raiding from Kevin Michael Johnson, is seeking financial supporters. Check out the project details at Kickstarter.com.
- Thanks to commenter Hooch, we have an update on MMA fighter Haydn Clasby (aka Croc of <Defiant Hearts>, US Bloodscalp-H), who is recovering from a spinal injury after a fight last month. Croc has regained a good portion of movement in his left arm and is making progress on the other side as well. Check out the latest YouTube update above for another upbeat bedside progress report.
- <Alliance Funeral Company> of US Zangarmarsh-H is celebrating its three-year anniversary with open recruitment: "Fresh coffins are lined up and ready ... Will you be one of our newest dedicated undertakers?" Here's to another three years of undeath!
- Tantalüs, US Proudmoore-A "Tantalüs is the raid leader of a popular 25-man ICC pug I participated in last week. When the Ring of Rapid Ascent dropped on the Gunship encounter, he rolled on it and won. After a few moments of consideration, he decided that even though he could use the ring, it would be a bigger upgrade for me, the second-highest roller. He passed it along with no strings attached, and he even loaned me a gem to put in it so it could be used during the run. He may yell at people for standing in the wrong spot, but I know his secret: HE IS A BIG CUDDLY TEDDY BEAR OF A MAN WHO LOVES ALL OF GOD'S CREATURES. Even those who don't inoculate their teammates. ("Skull go to ranged")
- Galm, US Windrunner-A "For running a heroic Gundrak in 16 minutes with under 30k health -- way to prove the naysayers wrong!" (Anonymous)
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Rich Jan 27th 2010 1:08PM
Bring back the drama!
relmatos Jan 27th 2010 1:20PM
we want the drama
pdkm Jan 27th 2010 1:37PM
I agree with and endorse this comment.
imrahil327 Jan 27th 2010 1:38PM
MOAR DRAMA plz kthx
Tebla Jan 27th 2010 1:58PM
Yeah, I have to admit this column is boring now.
mrluohua Jan 27th 2010 2:41PM
Please bring back the 'drama' section in some form, be it this column or it's own.
If it is in its own column, then you can judge its popularity on its own merit.
Creese5704 Jan 27th 2010 2:57PM
I want drama!
Saltypoison Jan 27th 2010 3:30PM
Bring back the drama!
clundgren Jan 27th 2010 4:27PM
We wants the dirty laundry! We needs it! Our lives are empty without it!
Doorbasher Jan 27th 2010 5:04PM
Where's my Delicious Drama?!
uber.used Jan 27th 2010 11:10PM
The moral of the story is that we're all far more personally motivated to report on wrong doing than random acts of kindness... I also enjoy reading it more, as I am a bad person.
Less Oprah, moar Jerry.
Bubsa Jan 29th 2010 2:29PM
Nice deleting of posts Wow.com asking for drama to come back.
So I'll post mine again: Bring back the drama.
(cutaia) Jan 27th 2010 1:10PM
I do enjoy those random acts of uberness. Is the limit of 2 just an arbitrary thing, or do you just not receive all that many submissions each week?
As for the recent "drama drama." If you ever do give in to those who just can't live without it...I would suggest keeping it in its own separate column. I can definitely see how the "drama" stories could overshadow some of the nice stories that have been cropping up here in the classifieds.
lisapoisso Jan 27th 2010 1:19PM
We'll run as many as we have space to print. (I'd love to have the "problem" of picking which ones don't fit, so send yours in!)
Kelsey Jan 27th 2010 1:47PM
I must confess that I enjoyed the drama, but I understand the reasons for ditching it and think the "Random Acts of Uberness" is a more than adequate substitute. Here's hoping you receive more submissions of super awesome people than you ever did of crazy loot ninjas!
Captn Obvious Jan 27th 2010 1:13PM
I must too confess to being a Panera Bread wow-er.
As well as Airport wow-er, Starbucks wow-er, in fact any-store-with-free-wifi-and-I-have-my-laptop type wow-er.
Once during a long interstate drive, I saw a guy wow-ing at a roadside restaurant that gave me a little silent pang of 'you go buddy'!
Hurrah Panera Bread wow-man, should people be inspired by your example to make public their private internet addictions! ..... Erm....ok maybe not.
Although the full imac was probably a little bit of overkill - perhaps something a little more portable would be advisable next time buddy. (we don't want to look like cheap looneys)
Captn Obvious Jan 27th 2010 1:15PM
I must too confess to being a Panera Bread wow-er.
As well as Airport wow-er, Starbucks wow-er, in fact any-store-with-free-wifi-and-I-have-my-laptop type wow-er.
Once during a long interstate drive, I saw a guy wow-ing at a roadside restaurant that gave me a little silent pang of 'you go buddy'!
Hurrah Panera Bread wow-man, should people be inspired by your example to make public their private internet addictions! ..... Erm....ok maybe not.
Although the full imac was probably a little bit of overkill - perhaps something a little more portable would be advisable next time buddy. (we don't want to look like cheap looneys)
Captn Obvious Jan 27th 2010 1:23PM
I am also a colossal waster of space on the internets. Apologes for the double post.
outdps Jan 27th 2010 1:25PM
I love the new format! Easier to read, and a whole lot less negative :)
Max Jan 27th 2010 1:30PM
GIVE DRAMAAAA!!! >.