All the World's a Stage: You can't be a vampire

Yet, people still yearn to play vampires. It happens. And I don't actually mind people playing these type of characters in the free-form style roleplay you see in Goldshire and Silvermoon, because that tends to be the sort of place where anything goes. And I'll admit. In a former life I've LARPed a vampire.
But in troupe-style roleplay, there are usually particular character conventions. A roleplay guild focused on defending Ashenvale from the encroaching Horde, for example, would have some trouble accepting a Draenei Shaman who is actually roleplaying an apologetic ex-Eredar making amends for his crimes.
It falls on the leaders of these troupes and guilds, therefore, to talk to the person playing an outside-the-box character. You don't want to just leave your junior vampire going down a bad track, leaving him without folks with whom to roleplay. Even worse, it can lead to backbiting, disruption in the troupe, and other negative things. Roleplay groups are fragile enough -- don't leave a wingman hanging, when you can help them with the trouble.
Take a look behind the jump, and let's see how you can help bring an Edward Cullen back into Azeroth, while still making everyone as happy as possible.
1. Be sure you're justified in having this conversation.
This is probably the most important step in even starting to counsel someone about poor character choices. Do you have the grounds, authority, or even high-ground to have this discussion? If you're just someone cruising into Goldshire to kill a little time before raiding Professor Putricide, and you happen to encounter a character concept you don't like . . . it's not your place to go "educating" them.
Don't get me wrong. I share a lot of the same social mores about roleplaying in WoW. I'm not big on vampires, (pre-Cataclysm) werewolves, sci-fi concepts, or anything that I perceive (personally) to be outside the game's genre. But it's not my job to enforce that view on others. It might be my job to have a little sit down with someone in my own guild, but outside of that? They pay their own money, and they have every right to play their character the way they wish.
If you don't have an existing relationship with the trouble player, then it's going to be tough to convince that person of anything. Make sure you're justified before you even attempt talking to the person. If you're about to tell someone their character falls outside the realm of allowable roleplay in your guild, then you should be very sure that your information is straight. Nothing could be worse than telling Bob that he can't play Edward Cullen when the guildleader soon logs in as Lestat.
2. Approach the issue with an open mind.
The challenge about coaching a fellow roleplayer away from inappropriate character concepts is that you're approaching the situation having already passed some level of judgement. You need to carefully refine that judgement away from vampires don't fit in World of Warcraft to vampires don't fit in the way this group plays WoW.
It's a fairly subtle point, of course, but it's important to allowing the troubled roleplayer to work with you to find a resolution. (There's a league of difference between talking with someone instead of talking to someone.)
3. Find alternatives.
This is probably the most important step of helping someone find a more appropriate character, and so I wanted to spend most of our time here. The reality is that our catalog of frustrating character concepts are usually really aimed at another goal with their roleplay. If you can help that person diagnose their true goal, then maybe you can help redirect them to a more WoW-based character.
Vampires - Vampires, for all that we're picking on them, are actually very traditional roleplay characters. There's a lot of concepts and genres that exist in a vampire character. For example, vampires are a good vehicle for the expression of lost humanity and the metamorphosis into a monster. That could be very easily portrayed by playing one of the Forsaken. Or, perhaps, the player wants to experiment with strange, dark powers. That could equally be mimicked by playing a death knight or a warlock.
Faeries - We've not talked about the faerie characters that inevitably pop-up around Azeroth. However, it's also a concept I know that a lot of roleplay guilds have had challenges with them before. Faeries, however, translate very well into other character concepts. If you're looking for a light, magical character, you have the obvious mage or priest option. If you want to indulge in luxurious, elegant characterization, then you don't really need to look much further than the Sindorei.
Demons - Demons are kind of a complicated subject, because that's a big, wide world. Most vampires and fae characters are generally pretty traditional. But demons can be a body hopping critter (maybe try a druid?), vicious and mean (perhaps a warrior?) or any number of fictional constructions. Perhaps you can try roleplaying a warlock. But instead of roleplaying the normal warlock, you roleplay the demon pet.
The point we're getting at here is that you should convince your fellow roleplayer to translate the attractive attributes of his inappropriate character into WoW terms.
Caveat: Provide an out
It's possible that the vampire player has worked just as hard on their own character concept as the rest of us do. Heck, I'd even go so far as to say that it's probable. And as anyone who's lost characters without total consent can easily tell you, it really kind of sucks to lose a character against your will.
If you do have a conversation with someone in your roleplay group, and they do decide to retire their character, you should let them have a graceful, in-character exit. After all, they're taking one for the team. You should respect that and the character the person created. (Reference the open mind above.) Who knows, they might make a good one-shot villain.
Summary
It can be tough to have a talk with someone whose character doesn't quite fit the World of Warcraft. It's a hard conversation about this kind of thing. You must be sure you should have that conversation in the first place. You should be sure to have the discussion with an open mind, so that you give the proper respect to a fellow player. And you should really try and help explore the character goals, so that you can help the player find another suitable concept.
Good luck out there, folks. Let your RP flag fly.
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Reader Comments (Page 5 of 6)
Possum Feb 8th 2010 6:19AM
It's been said before and I'll say it again. Goldshire is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. I bet I can log on right now and find some semi naked elf or human dancing on a table in the Inn.
Furydeath Feb 8th 2010 12:27AM
Blood-Queen Lana'thel yells: Let my sparkles be the death of you!!!!
Mythryl Feb 8th 2010 12:38AM
Funny thing is Edward was a dumb minor character in Harry Potter.
Maybe he's born with it? Maybe it's Maybeline! Making vamps sparkle since 2008
Eddy Feb 8th 2010 1:02AM
Funny thing, Edward and Robert Pattinson aren't the same person.
I liked him okay as Cedric- the part wasn't so demanding, so it was tough to screw up. However, I think substance abuse is taking its toll on Pattinson and he just looks creepy.
slythwolf Feb 8th 2010 10:46AM
Cedric Diggory was not dumb. He was the true Hogwarts champion.
DeathPaladin Feb 8th 2010 1:15AM
The stigma with vampire roleplaying at the moment is the transformation of vampires over time. Many people bring up the Twilight characters, but they are just the latest in the line. Vampires have been heavily sexualized for over 100 years, primarily by Bram Stoker and Anne Rice.
I don't think anyone would really be able to reverse this trend. You'd need a series of highly popular vampire stories which focus on sympathetic, non-sexual characters. I wish good luck to anyone who would try to do that. Considering that vampires are predators, sooner or later portrayals of them are going to trend towards Jack the Ripper-like monsters or Anne Rice angst-athons.
lolikitty Feb 8th 2010 1:24AM
I'm old school when it comes to vampires. For me, a vampire wears a cape like Bela Lugosi and Christopher Lee, or is a creepy Nosferatu like Max Schreck. They may even wear some frills and velvet if they really must .... but please, please, no sparkling and obvious caked on make-up ...
There was this TV show calles Kindred: The Embraced, and despite its cheesyness (gotta love the 90's), it was quite enjoyable if you like the genre, and Patrick Bauchau was an excellent Ventrue.
dkhar Feb 8th 2010 1:01PM
I really liked the Kindred, but sadly it didn't last long /sigh
Tokkar Feb 8th 2010 1:34AM
Nobody's said it yet?
Wow...
Okay, then here:
<drumroll>
VAMPIRES SUCK.
(bounces away cackling into the Crossroads while gnome death knights kill Mankrik again)
Agony Feb 8th 2010 2:07AM
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:blink:
That was BAD!
Ikatsu Feb 8th 2010 2:40AM
http://www.wowwiki.com/How_to_roleplay_a_darkfallen
Fletcher Feb 8th 2010 3:21AM
Twilight? Blech. White Wolf? Bleah. Anne Rice? Bah! *Real* vampires are watermelons. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_watermelon
More seriously, blood specced blood elf death knight = instant San'layn, just add appropriate costume.
ScorchHellfire Feb 8th 2010 3:35AM
I just want to point out that both nelfs and draenei have fangs... don't believe me? Zoom in on their mouths while doing the /talk or /roar emote and you can see them...
Cirah Feb 8th 2010 4:09AM
I'm going to repeat what someone said earlier.
Best advice for RPing a vampire in WoW:
DON'T.
End of story.
There are enough mary sues and idiots without people adding Twilight to the mix.
slythwolf Feb 8th 2010 10:40AM
Seriously, and there's enough Twilight crap in the world without spreading the taint further.
Omacron Feb 8th 2010 5:11AM
See, the question is, where does high fantasy become science fiction? Clarke's law, baby.
That's why I like the term "speculative fiction", it covers both fantasy and sci-fi without having connotations towards either.
Aceman67 Feb 8th 2010 6:14AM
If it looks like one... And it sparkles like one...
Sinthar Feb 8th 2010 8:20AM
Theres a HUGE ammount of excellent role players on my server.........
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They all play morons to perfection......
CallMeIrd Feb 8th 2010 10:07AM
It was Ann Rice who came up with this 'vampires are beyootifull' nonsense that Stephanie Meyer latched onto. At least on Buffy they were by and large hideous, evil monsters.
CallMeIrd Feb 8th 2010 10:08AM
Argh, meant to reply to my own comment from earlier. Sorry!