Tough Love: How to kill the Crown Chemical Co. apothecaries

Want to do the Love is in the Air holiday bosses? Short version: don't stand in things.
Longer version, you say? Sure, we can do that. First off, while there is a quest chain that leads you to Shadowfang Keep, you do not have to have done any of those quests to engage the evil Crown Chemical Company apothecaries: there's a helpful NPC, Investigator Fezzen Brasstacks who will give you the quest and items necessary for the fight. Like previous holiday bosses, you'll be able to engage the apothecaries once per player so yes, you can chain in alts and keep repeating the fight over and over again. (I believe we killed them roughly eight times before people started getting sleepy.)

Depending on gear levels, this fight can be somewhat challenging or a complete cakewalk. For starters, the quest that allows you to start the event and turn Apothecary Hummel hostile also grants you two items that trivialize the fight's 'don't stand in X' mechanic and reduces the various apothecaries damaging auras. The 'Perfume Neutralizer is the purple vial that comes in the kit the questgiver hands you: it renders you immune to Apothecary Hummel's damaging aura and all his chemical attacks, including the purple puddles he throws on the ground.
Meanwhile, the 'Cologne Neutalizer' has the exact same effect, save that it works against Apothecary Baxter's green aura and puddles instead of Hummel's purple ones. The final member of the trio, Apothecary Frye, does not have a damaging aura but throws both colors of puddles on the ground. Therefore, with a little awareness it's perfectly acceptable to choose which color of Neutralizer you're going to use once Frye is the only apothecary left and simply stand only in the color of puddles that you are immune
to.We did all of our attempts with one tank. Neither Apothecary Hummel nor Baxter's damaging auras hit for so much that a reasonably geared tank/healer team can't handle them (I'd say if you're in 232 gear or better and use the Neutralizers this fight is easily single tankable, and you might even be able to forgo the Neutralizers and still kill them): simply have the tank pick up Hummel as soon as he comes out of his usual villainous monologue and build some aggro, then as soon as Hummel calls out for Baxter switch to him and get him locked down. By then, Hummel should be reasonably close to dead, so just let whatever AoE threat you have keep Hummel on you while you work on Baxter. Keep Perfume Neutralizer up until Hummel is basically about to die then switch to Cologne and Baxter will prove no real difficulty.
Both Hummel and Baxter have cone AoE attacks that can be avoided by just pointing them away from the group by the tank. If you'd rather, you could have a ret pally, feral cat druid, DPS DK or warrior go slightly tanky and hold Baxter for a few seconds instead of double tanking them, just have them use the Cologne Neutralizer and they might not even need to do more than hit RF, Bear Form, Defensive Stance or Frost Presence.
Apothecary Frye adds a few seconds after Baxter, who is called into action by Hummel a few seconds into the fight. Since Frye has a constant reset to his aggro table and is immune to Chains of Ice or Piercing Howl (at least he seemed to be when I tried those abilities on my DK or my warrior tanking as fury in a mix of gear) it's probably easier to just nuke down Frye as soon as he comes active. We left him for last and killed him first and never really felt that it mattered, he was just annoying enough with his sudden aggro switches that killing him first made for less irritation. Frye resets so much that it's not really worth trying to tank him, but since he has no damaging aura and the majority of his attacks is him throwing cologne or perfume on the ground, just pick a Neutralizer and only stand in the correct color puddles.
Also throughout the fight adds will run into the party and blow up: this damage is unavoidable but also fairly minor, our elemental shaman off-healed the fight with minimal difficulty.
So that's basically the fight. The proper use of Neutralizers turns an annoying amount of AoE and splash damage into an entirely trivial mechanic, and makes this encounter one that can be accomplished by an entirely offspec group as long as they're reasonably geared and quick to not stand in things. Once they're dead, Apothecary Hummel drops a quest item to turn in at your faction capital, various iLevel 226 necks identical to the Emblem of Conquest ones, and a chance at some rare items including the infamous Love Rocket.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Juzelle Feb 7th 2010 6:30AM
if you're raid geared, this isn't even an issue. It's a faster kill than HH or corim direbrew by ALOT.
SaintStryfe Feb 7th 2010 1:06PM
oh I disagree there - Corin is much faster. But these guys aren't a challenge so long as ya stay out. The problem is these holidays attract people who might be less.... use to this style of play.
GS or Armory everyone, anyone with a sub-raid GS or no raid gear, go over the basics of not standing in stuff, and explain the neutralizers to them, and it should go smoother. One guy in my group late last night died every pull due to not being able to comprehend it (and to be fair, we had no benefit of such a guide, so it took a few tries to understand. My poor poor wasted summon.). On our three loots we got three necks and pet - hopefully the pet will be a much higher drop then the Sinister Squashling.
Justin Feb 7th 2010 2:23PM
Nah, just tell them... If you're in a green cloud click the green bottle. If you're in purple click the purple one... Super easy for anyone with half a brain... There in lies the problem though...
Banic Rhys Feb 7th 2010 6:35AM
Reckon these guys are soloable?
veovis Feb 12th 2010 9:37AM
no. you can't solo them.
Angus Feb 7th 2010 2:04PM
Not even a T9 geared tank can solo these. T10 is unlikely, I am not there yet.
Healers would be too busy trying to love to actually kill them.
Hunter pets dropped pretty much every time we did it this morning. I don't think a BM hunter with everything set up for a tank pet would be able to pull it off.
While you can neutralize both of them, which means you will take a ton of damage from one while trying to kill the other.
Justin Feb 7th 2010 2:26PM
It would be nice but you'd be passing up 4 extra chances for the love rocket.
Desmentia Feb 7th 2010 3:41PM
They might be. I had a go at it on my shadow priest just now and got the main guy down to 1/2 before dying. Without a tank, you can't move out of the sprays, because they will follow the aggro target (you), but I think by timing defensive cooldowns and jugging the potions it is doable if you zerg the main guy.
rawrawrawr Feb 7th 2010 6:52AM
Frye also hits for about 500 on cloth, so he's really not a problem, even with no aggro table.
Leon Feb 7th 2010 7:42AM
Baxter? Bark if you're in Milwaukee.
Entbark Feb 7th 2010 8:42AM
Milwaukee!
j4ykworks Feb 7th 2010 10:15PM
Brewcity
imsobuzzed Feb 8th 2010 11:43AM
Cream City. However not so many of the cream colored bricks anymore. Love the revitalization of the downtown area when I went back to visit family last summer. If I could have things my way I would move back but it is a hard sell to the wife and kid to leave sunny SoCal for the frozen tundra of a Wisconsin winter.
Josh Bashara Feb 7th 2010 8:48AM
This fight sucks for pet classes. I'm a Warlock and I couldn't get our PUG healer to send any heals to my pet, so it died about three times during the fight (Affliction spec using Felhunter). Either the puddles or the aura must not count as AoE damage or something; I forgot to look through the combat log, but something was causing some major damage that wasn't being mitigated through the pet's AoE resistance. I probably just should have used a phased imp the entire fight.
I wish healers would realize that throwing the occasional heal to Warlock pets is more important to us that it used to be...depending on the pet, the group is also getting some nice buffs from them as well.
Camo Feb 7th 2010 8:56AM
I healed this last night on my disc priest and I can say it's hard to keep lock and hunter pets alive even more if you need to heal the players that are standing in the puddles and don't move out of the spray. If I got the time I throw a PW:S and a renew on them but they tend to die pretty fast. So maybe it's better to have your pet on your side if you need the buffs instead of having it attack.
Bronwyn Feb 9th 2010 12:47PM
I can't really blame the healer for this; the pets just die way too fast because they have no auras.
Phoenixsan Feb 10th 2010 11:07PM
If Avoidance was working correctly for this fight, your pet wouldn't die. But its not. So basically, as a BM hunter, your going in with almost a third of your DPS cut. Your pet will die, as your Mend Pet alone cannot keep up without the mitigation. Basically, your only gonna get off two CD burst and no pet in between, and that's only if you HOTP or rez your pet after it dies the first time.
Amorti Feb 7th 2010 8:52AM
How far into Shadowfang Keep are these guys?
Calybos Feb 7th 2010 9:19AM
Level requirement, please? We're not all level 80.
Valt Feb 7th 2010 9:25AM
Just after the door that opens when you open the jail guy (from "first boss"). So basically in courtyard.