"I'm not saying every boss is Tank and Spank, but none of them should be more complicated than, say, Onyxia is now. Yes, you have to know what you're doing, but you don't have to have a raid leader feeding you instructions."

Odd groups go left.
Even groups go right.
That means 1, 3, 5, 7 left, 2, 4, 6, 8 right. 7 and 8 are whelp groups.

Okay, listen the @#$% up! You are going to DPS very very slowly. Now. And by slowly I mean @#$%ing slow. If you get aggro, it means you are going to lose 50 DKP 'cause you didn't know WTF to do. And watch the @#$%ing tail. You get kicked into the whelps, you lose 50 DKP AGAIN, for not being where the @#$% you were supposed to be.

There is no aggro reset. You only need-- there's some @#$% about an aggro reset when people don't know how to manage their aggro. After two sunders you can basically start doing damage to it. Assuming you know how aggro works and you don't over-aggro.

Okay, nuke it, dot it, help the whelp groups. When it's in phase 2, nuke it as hard as pos-si-ble. You want to get it down as fast as pos-si-ble. Have dots up on every time, two rows, Shadow Word: Pain, Warlock curses, Rend, everything. I don't see enough dots, more dots now. Come on, more DPS. Hit it like you mean it. You'll get time to rest on phase 3 while I'm getting the aggro. Remember, save all your aggro reducing abilities for when it lands. That means feign death, vanish, uh... @#$%ing fade, anything that you can use to reset aggro.

At 40%, you will stop dots until then you will throw more dots throw more dots more dots more dots. Come on, more dots. Kay, stop dots. Now hit it very hard and very fast.

Lee, run to the center! Mogrus, run to the center! Foresight, run to the center! Starf, run to the center! Isis, run to the center! Whatever the @#$% you do, do not stand next to other people! Mogrus, center! Just heal me. Lee, do NOT-- Go away from the head, Lee. GO AWAY. Kay, DPS. Slowly. Come here, you @#$%ing @#$%. Watch the tail!

--Whelps!--

Crushim was feared into--WHO THE @#$% WAS THAT! CRUSHIM, WHAT THE @#$%!!! WHELPS, LEFT SIDE. EVEN SIDE, MANY WHELPS. NOW HANDLE IT! #@$%! THAT'S A @#$%ING 50 DKP MINUS! WTF WAS THAT @#$%!!!

If you stand in the right @#$%ing place, there is no way you are going to @#$%ing into the @#$%@#ed whelps whatever @#$%ing fear, tail swipe, whatever the @#$%, OK? IT'S LIKE ONE IN A @#$%ING MILLION from the @#$%ing north corner to the middle into the @#$%ing whelp cave, it's not even @#$%ing remotely imaginable.