Breakfast Topic: If you could have any ability in WoW

I used to know this guy who did a podcast for his web series. One day while answering listener questions, he read off a really fantastic question related to World of Warcraft.
"If you could have any ability in WoW, what would it be?"
At the time he picked Teleport: Shattrath, rationalizing that with that spell he could teleport to Azeroth and learn the rest of his mage's spellbook. A very "wish for more wishes" kind of answer, right? Eventually his co-host foiled him though, reminding my friend that a Rune of Teleportation regeant is required to cast the spell so he'd never be able to cast it on Earth.
I thought long and hard on this question myself though, and being prone to illness I was immediately drawn to a paladin's Cleanse spell. Never being sick for the rest of your life would be amazing, right? Not to mention, you could cure everyone else. I don't know how Cleanse would respond to viral infections versus bacterial infections, but I'd really love to knock out HIV. I don't know what mana cost would do to a person in real life, but I bet Gatorade is just like mage water. I wonder what level I am?
Anyway, in the end, my boyfriend at the time brought my attention to an even better idea: Concentration Aura. As a creative sort, I imagine that the aura would be useful for getting mundane things done. Like starting that back burner novel, or studying for a test with your outline group. If you were performing something on stage, all your fellow performers would receive the benefits of the aura as well. Imagine working at DARPA with Concentration Aura up: we'd destroy the world in a matter of years. I mean... what?
So what ability in WoW would you pick for yourself?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 17)
JackOfAllGames Mar 21st 2010 8:03AM
Pally bubble FTW!
Artificial Mar 21st 2010 8:06AM
One wonders what you do for a living where such an ability would be useful. XD Most of us don't have any pressing need to be invulnerable for ten seconds, no matter how cool it might be. I can think of a lot of situations where it could be useful, but they're not exactly everyday occurrences...
JackOfAllGames Mar 21st 2010 8:18AM
The thought process was more as follows:
Everyone experiences a close-call or two in their life. Be it traffic, mugging, slipping on the ice (no fall damage!), rabid dog, w/e. Being invulnerable in those times would be pretty awesome. ...and then skydiving without the need for a 'chute. That would be pretty awesome. (Again, no fall damage!)
Artificial Mar 21st 2010 8:23AM
Ah, but you have to see it coming. The accident where "he never knew what hit him" will take you out. Not to mention the mugger or rabid dog persistent enough to outlast the 10 second bubble... XD
Castigere Mar 21st 2010 8:24AM
He might get an NFL contract with an ability like that. It didn't have to be for your CURRENT job.
vaitu Mar 21st 2010 9:16AM
Ardent defender....
Banic Rhys Mar 21st 2010 9:18AM
Nah, the paladin ability you want is Ardent Defender, you can "die" once every 2 minutes and live with little injuries.
Banic Rhys Mar 21st 2010 9:24AM
Plus you don't have to see it coming.
Vandersveldt Mar 21st 2010 10:20AM
I was going to also say ardent defender. Seems the logical choice.
Kanuris Mar 21st 2010 12:37PM
But seeing as no-one will have any plate armour with Defence Rating on it on Earth, you'll heal up with very little hp.
You'll survive, but you'll probably be crippled.
henderson-94 Mar 21st 2010 2:37PM
Pfffft, forget about Paladin abilities.
Conjure Mana Strudel is where it's at.
Sehvekah Mar 21st 2010 9:27PM
The only WoW ability I'd want IRL is access to the developer commands. :D
Gamer am I Mar 21st 2010 8:05AM
Considering that there is no perfect invisibility ability in WoW (stealth still gives you a chance to be seen, Invisibility doesn't let you see non-invisible people), I would definitely go with Swift Flight Form. Sure, Cleanse and Concentration Aura would be practical and all, but once you find out the magic exists, your practical concerns probably wouldn't matter so much. If I knew magic existed, I would immediately want to use it to fly. Besides, flying is practical too; think of all the money you'll save on insurance and gas.
K Mar 21st 2010 8:10AM
The End.
kvanje Mar 21st 2010 8:27AM
For a 280% speed increase, I think I'd just buy a moped and save my wish.
Mailia Mar 21st 2010 8:39AM
Call me when your moped flies.
Andrew Mar 21st 2010 8:48AM
Presumably the cancellation of swift flight form would be a separate ability. So go ahead and turn into a bird, but good luck turning back :P
Gamer am I Mar 21st 2010 8:57AM
@Andrew: Considering that I use the same button to go into Swift Flight Form that I do to leave it, I'm not concerned.
Artificial Mar 21st 2010 8:57AM
@Andrew: Actually, not. If you use a form while you're in that form, it cancels the form. You have to put "!" before the name in a macro if you don't want it to cancel itself.
Sturmovic Mar 21st 2010 9:26AM
I wouldnt use that during the pheasant season over here in the UK, or some hunter will be enjoying fried druid wings for lunch.