Breakfast Topic: If you could have any ability in WoW

I used to know this guy who did a podcast for his web series. One day while answering listener questions, he read off a really fantastic question related to World of Warcraft.
"If you could have any ability in WoW, what would it be?"
At the time he picked Teleport: Shattrath, rationalizing that with that spell he could teleport to Azeroth and learn the rest of his mage's spellbook. A very "wish for more wishes" kind of answer, right? Eventually his co-host foiled him though, reminding my friend that a Rune of Teleportation regeant is required to cast the spell so he'd never be able to cast it on Earth.
I thought long and hard on this question myself though, and being prone to illness I was immediately drawn to a paladin's Cleanse spell. Never being sick for the rest of your life would be amazing, right? Not to mention, you could cure everyone else. I don't know how Cleanse would respond to viral infections versus bacterial infections, but I'd really love to knock out HIV. I don't know what mana cost would do to a person in real life, but I bet Gatorade is just like mage water. I wonder what level I am?
Anyway, in the end, my boyfriend at the time brought my attention to an even better idea: Concentration Aura. As a creative sort, I imagine that the aura would be useful for getting mundane things done. Like starting that back burner novel, or studying for a test with your outline group. If you were performing something on stage, all your fellow performers would receive the benefits of the aura as well. Imagine working at DARPA with Concentration Aura up: we'd destroy the world in a matter of years. I mean... what?
So what ability in WoW would you pick for yourself?
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Reader Comments (Page 17 of 17)
Zaniac Mar 22nd 2010 1:47PM
"Find Minerals".
Score.
Zaniac Mar 22nd 2010 1:53PM
...Although, being a teacher of profession, I might end up regretting that choice everyday at work. It probably wouldn't be more than 10 minutes between me wishing I hadn't spent the wish on "Arcane Torrent" instead...
Even if it's only for 2 seconds, "Silence all enemies within 8 yards" just like that, can sound like pure bliss in some situations.
Linkinator08 Mar 22nd 2010 1:58PM
Thunderstomp.
Teni Mar 22nd 2010 3:03PM
How is it nobody ever mentions the most obvious one: Resurrection.
Scott Mar 22nd 2010 3:34PM
I'd go with Drain Life, and travel the world dispelling the image of vampires that Stephanie Meyer has created.
Alex Luong Mar 24th 2010 2:37AM
Spirit Wolves.
Stun, Taunt, and Run speed. =)
daws Mar 22nd 2010 4:46PM
I'd definitely want Penance. Depending on my mood, I can heal or blast someone :) It's also very flashy and divine looking. I'd be able to usurp the Pope and become emperor of the Vatican.
DTpwnz Mar 23rd 2010 2:56PM
Thunderstorm IMO...
netheray Mar 22nd 2010 6:16PM
It is downright stupid how often I go to use Eagle Eye in my everyday life. So, that.
MichaelBerea Mar 22nd 2010 6:29PM
The nice ones were already mentioned (Rebirth Rank 7 because you come back with a lot of health/mana; Cleanse; Holy Shock; Conjure Mana Strudel). The funniest ones have also been brought up (I was crying over the Water Elemental carwash because I was laughing so hard). So I had to share the not so nice ideas.
Evil Mastermind - As mentioned, the Zombie Plague Event's infection cloud ability.
You can make an army of zombies that are friendly with you regardless of whose side they were on or what you did to them before they were zombies. And standing in the cloud heals the caster plus the zombies you create, win-win.
To Be Evil to Those Who Make You Mad - Warlock's Fear spell.
It would have much more interesting results in a world where being chain feared has permanent consequences.
Completely Sick - Polymorph Sheep.
I will not go into detail here, but consider why so many people consider this to be superior to the Warlock's version.
So Evil It's Funny - Corpse Explosion.
It is also mildly useful in combat for the psychological effect.
Biskit333 Mar 23rd 2010 12:16AM
Although there have been a lot of good suggestions, I think I would have to go with Strangulate. Nothing would compare with being able to tell people that I find their lack of faith disturbing and then force choke them whenever they made me mad.
Etiäinen Mar 23rd 2010 9:58AM
Life Tap, totally.
Joncon Mar 23rd 2010 3:22PM
:P yeah and the 30% haste increase too! And then exhaustion for 10 minutes..brings a whole new understanding to the term "Bloodlust"
Joncon Mar 23rd 2010 3:44PM
ignore that, was meant as a reply to another post.. :S
whtchocchp Mar 28th 2010 6:37PM
I would like mirror image ... that way I could accomplish more than one thing at once. My husband might enjoy more than one of me too.
or maybe arcane torrent ... i could use it to silence annoying or offensive people