Breakfast Topic: If you could have any ability in WoW

I used to know this guy who did a podcast for his web series. One day while answering listener questions, he read off a really fantastic question related to World of Warcraft.
"If you could have any ability in WoW, what would it be?"
At the time he picked Teleport: Shattrath, rationalizing that with that spell he could teleport to Azeroth and learn the rest of his mage's spellbook. A very "wish for more wishes" kind of answer, right? Eventually his co-host foiled him though, reminding my friend that a Rune of Teleportation regeant is required to cast the spell so he'd never be able to cast it on Earth.
I thought long and hard on this question myself though, and being prone to illness I was immediately drawn to a paladin's Cleanse spell. Never being sick for the rest of your life would be amazing, right? Not to mention, you could cure everyone else. I don't know how Cleanse would respond to viral infections versus bacterial infections, but I'd really love to knock out HIV. I don't know what mana cost would do to a person in real life, but I bet Gatorade is just like mage water. I wonder what level I am?
Anyway, in the end, my boyfriend at the time brought my attention to an even better idea: Concentration Aura. As a creative sort, I imagine that the aura would be useful for getting mundane things done. Like starting that back burner novel, or studying for a test with your outline group. If you were performing something on stage, all your fellow performers would receive the benefits of the aura as well. Imagine working at DARPA with Concentration Aura up: we'd destroy the world in a matter of years. I mean... what?
So what ability in WoW would you pick for yourself?
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Reader Comments (Page 4 of 17)
Artificial Mar 21st 2010 8:27AM
Shadowform? Bah... go for Metamorphosis. >:D
Rei_zero Mar 21st 2010 10:49AM
This..
otherwise i'd go for dispersion.
the effect just looks cool IMO, great way to grab attention @ cons :P
("hey, how'd you get your costume to look like that?")
Elmo Mar 21st 2010 12:19PM
If you were to use Metamorphis I bet the pope would personally come to banish you.
Kanuris Mar 21st 2010 12:42PM
The Pope is a Warlock?!?!?
Viper007Bond Mar 21st 2010 8:19AM
I'm surprised no one has mentioned reincarnation or battle rez...
Craig R Mar 21st 2010 8:22AM
reincarnate already was, and battle res....well, that only works on other people, and technically requires a reagent that doesn't exist in our world, similar to the portal example in the main post.
Kira Mar 21st 2010 9:48AM
wait, doesnt rebirth require a maple seed? if so, we totally have those.
Redpostit Mar 21st 2010 8:21AM
Mind control.
*evil face*
You all know what you would use it for, don't deny it.
Craig R Mar 21st 2010 8:23AM
you totally just made me change my choice, this is such a good id-
HEY WAIT A MINUTE
Haven Mar 21st 2010 10:18AM
At first, I thought of Swift Flightform, but now that you mentioned it... really...
Abbadon Mar 21st 2010 11:03AM
This was one of my first thoughts as well... HOWEVER it only lasts up to 1 min!! Not sure what that says about some of you, but I need more than a minute. ;-p
septane Mar 21st 2010 2:02PM
Um...when you MC someone, you see everything from their point of view. So, what exactly is it that you're just itching to do to YOURSELF that you aren't able to do normally?
Redpostit Mar 21st 2010 5:40PM
Making that guy you really hate suddenly dress naked and start throwing his own fecal matter around at a party would be a good one, for starters :P
A yogg saron style perma mind controll could be more usefull though, although having a bunch of followers with 0 sanity could have its downsides...
James Mar 24th 2010 9:52AM
To see Dead people ;)
kungfoopandaran Mar 21st 2010 8:28AM
id go for lifeblood coz then my landlord would wonder why there r flowers growin in the kitchen floor muahahahaha!
Markainion Mar 21st 2010 8:29AM
Hearthstone, as long as you don't have to set it to an Inn. a 10 second to get home ever 30 minutes. Cant beat that.
Artificial Mar 21st 2010 8:33AM
I don't think that technically counts as an ability, rather it's an item. Might as well ask for an Ultrasafe Teleporter then. That'll get you to Azeroth without a reagent. :) (Tip: Bring a parachute.)
Of course, you could go with Astral Recall.
alurius Mar 21st 2010 8:38AM
astral recall > hearthstone anyway. now you can get home every 15 minutes.
Artificial Mar 21st 2010 8:41AM
Not that I can get very far away from my home in only 15 minutes, until I take a car, in which case, I probably don't want to use the spell to get home and leave my car however far away I managed to drive in 15 minutes...
Markainion Mar 21st 2010 8:45AM
Ok getting really technical here, no one has mana and how do you define health. So I will go with Warstomp. Stuns up to 5 enemies within 8 yards for 2 seconds. May have to define people as enemies to make it work, but how cool with that be. 0.5 seconds while you stomp your feet then they get stunned for 2 seconds. Yet we may all have this ability already after all if your were to stomp your feat for 0.5 seconds, it might already stun people for 2 second wondering why you did it.