Love Glue Gunnin': Lady Gaga-choo!

Spring is here, fellow monsters! That means new life is appearing in all its forms. But while many of us can happily enjoy the flowers and erratic weather, others dread spring as the arrival of allergy season. Fortunately for you, my debilitated darlings, we recently received this craft pattern from an avid reader, Gaglitter. Not only will it help you soothe your springtime woes, this free bitch box is a nice touch to the rest of your Gaga decor.
Before you get started, you'll need to download and print out this pattern. I've taken the courtesy of customizing the pattern for Gaga Insider in a Telephone theme. Make sure to print your pattern onto a heavier stock paper so it's not shabby. After that assemble the following materials:
- Tissue box, 4-1/2L x 4-1/2W x 5H"
- Cutting mat
- Scissors
- Craft knife
- Glue stick
The first thing you'll need to do is measure the size; check box with a ruler so you know your pattern is the right size. If it's not correct, you'll need to adjust your printer settings until you get something close. It doesn't have to be perfect, so don't pull your curls out if you do. Something close like in the picture will do just fine.
After your pattern pieces are printed, start cutting it out along all the black and dotted lines. You can use scissors on all the straight lines, but for the top cut-out, use your craft knife. If you're a little monster, make sure to get help from your parents when cutting out the pieces!
Make sure to cut out the little boxes on the corner piece. This will let you fold and match the corners of your tissue box sleeve at the top. Also make the few small snips at the fold lines where the pattern designates.
Once your pieces are cut, you'll want to start folding. Use your ruler along the edges so you get a nice, straight edge. If you're the inept type who couldn't assemble one of those fortune tellers in grade school, don't fret. Try instead folding the edges along the side of a box to make it easier. Take your time while you do all this so you get a good finished product. Your pieces should look like this when you're done.
The next part is the trickiest. Carefully run your glue stick along the white edges of the pattern and then match the edges. It's easiest if you attach all the pieces to the top piece first, then match the sides. Again, take your time so you don't get any extra glue sticking to this or that. Gaga forbid you glue the thing to your pretty face.
When you're done gluing together the last edge, let the sleeve dry for about 20 minutes, so the glue sets. While you're waiting, mix up a martini, poison your latest beau, whatever you like to do to pass the time.
After the wait is up, slide it down over your tissue box. Open it up, pull out a tissue, and wipe away that single tear as you bask in the magnificence of Gaga. Enjoy!
After your pattern pieces are printed, start cutting it out along all the black and dotted lines. You can use scissors on all the straight lines, but for the top cut-out, use your craft knife. If you're a little monster, make sure to get help from your parents when cutting out the pieces!
Make sure to cut out the little boxes on the corner piece. This will let you fold and match the corners of your tissue box sleeve at the top. Also make the few small snips at the fold lines where the pattern designates.
Once your pieces are cut, you'll want to start folding. Use your ruler along the edges so you get a nice, straight edge. If you're the inept type who couldn't assemble one of those fortune tellers in grade school, don't fret. Try instead folding the edges along the side of a box to make it easier. Take your time while you do all this so you get a good finished product. Your pieces should look like this when you're done.
The next part is the trickiest. Carefully run your glue stick along the white edges of the pattern and then match the edges. It's easiest if you attach all the pieces to the top piece first, then match the sides. Again, take your time so you don't get any extra glue sticking to this or that. Gaga forbid you glue the thing to your pretty face.
When you're done gluing together the last edge, let the sleeve dry for about 20 minutes, so the glue sets. While you're waiting, mix up a martini, poison your latest beau, whatever you like to do to pass the time.
After the wait is up, slide it down over your tissue box. Open it up, pull out a tissue, and wipe away that single tear as you bask in the magnificence of Gaga. Enjoy!

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Reader Comments (Page 2 of 3)
Charlie Apr 1st 2010 1:28PM
Have you gone to the matchmaking site? Best april fools ever.
Josin Apr 1st 2010 1:30PM
Can't. I have a job.
Nikkiezorz Apr 1st 2010 1:57PM
I have a job too :(
and really if you can be here, why cant you be on the official site hmm?
Nevertheless, you shouldn't say blizz iznt putting anything into it if you haven't even seen it.
matchmaker, EPEEN, vneural interface, not to mention taunka makeovers and ninja lootz.
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BElLA4EVA Apr 1st 2010 1:23PM
LADY GAGA SUX BRING BACK TWILIGHT I NO STEPHANIE MEYER AND SHE SAYS SHE GONNA SUE U!!!!!!111!!!!
IF U DON CHANGE BACK SOON I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BITE UUUUU!!!!!!!111!!!
>:((((
Aaron Apr 1st 2010 3:49PM
/leave 2
LOLOL
Charlie Apr 1st 2010 1:27PM
Much better idea than last year just doing hello kitty all day. That got old quick.
Can't wait to see what you guys come up with next.
Seth Apr 1st 2010 1:28PM
damn Lady Gaga is sooo ugly.
Daniel Whitcomb Apr 1st 2010 1:33PM
You're just jealous that you can't have her because she belongs to Honey B.
Pyromelter Apr 1st 2010 1:29PM
Gaga promised me a pony... Gaga with muppets... Gaga being green... tissues coming out of Gaga's mouth... you guys are absolutely killing it lol.
MusedMoose Apr 1st 2010 1:36PM
What started off as merely mediocre (ME Insider? meh.) has changed into an absolutely brilliant series of jokes. Can't wait to see what y'all do next.
Not that I can tell what you're going to do next. But that's mostly 'cause I can't read your--
Can't read your--
Can't read your--
Can't read your poker faces.
MusedMoose Apr 1st 2010 1:53PM
Also: I'm kind of sad that Lady Gaga performing "Poker Face" with the Muppets isn't real. I would love to see that.
Pyromelter Apr 1st 2010 2:07PM
Someone really needs to make a Gaga+Muppets event. For cereal.
Alex Morgan Apr 1st 2010 1:43PM
So hmm what happened to WoW.Com? Lady Gaga? seriously? One frivilous article i can just about understand (only if it was interesting or funny, your is neither) but no im met with a ridiculous garbage article of how to make a Lady Gaga tissue box.Not only that but there are other similiar themed articles, with hot topics such as the stupendous Gaga's guide to taking care of your man and the rib tickling Lady Gaga promised me a pony and who could forget Johnny Weir's side splitting version of Poker Face.
My point is this, nobody (aside from random morons, heaven knows theres enough of them) log onto this site to read this type of offal, if people wanted to read this sort of thing then they would log onto a Gaga fanboy site, for those of you not aware of it, this is a WoW site.
So to summerize, Journalists, researchers or whatever you would like to be called, get back on topic please as its a bit hypocritical to ask posters to keep on topic when you cannot even do it yourselves.
Endario Apr 1st 2010 1:48PM
Hey Alex, April Fools says hi.
Stabbacus Apr 1st 2010 1:53PM
Alex,
I realize that it may be oh-so-difficult since it has become firmly lodged in your rectum sideways, but do try to pull the stick out for April Fool's Day.
I only hope you can put off until tomorrow thrusting your head in the oven or taking a bath with the toaster, since I'm sure wow.com will be back to normal by then.
If you take something as trivial as this so seriously, I fear that your head will explode should you be faced with a legitimate crisis.
P.S. - Get help.
Nikkiezorz Apr 1st 2010 1:53PM
plz tell me this comment is a joke, cuz it cracked me up.
LADY GAGA IS BETTAR THAN WOW
ok, im going to go ahead and shoot myself now. blasphemy!
Erzfiend Apr 1st 2010 2:00PM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
daggnabber Apr 1st 2010 1:54PM
you guys are doing a good job, so is mmo but this
"Equipment Potency EquivalencE Number"
wins
Becky Apr 1st 2010 1:55PM
Gotta be honest.
I did a double take then lol-ed!
scaresome Apr 1st 2010 1:55PM
A terrific article! Gagalicious!
However, remember: Safety First!
Strap on some eye protection in case that craft knife breaks a tip!