Muscle March introduction for first-timers

Muscle March is, without a doubt, the best game in gaming history since the history of video games. There are very few words that can describe the sheer level of awesome that this game contains, yet it has proven so far not to be a game for everyone. Many people in the world still have not experienced the joy that is Muscle March. To those lowly souls, I feel pity. Muscle March is the beefcake filling for the current void that exists in the flimsy gaming industry we have today.
Fear not, my friends, for we here at Muscle March Insider have got your backs, and we're pleased to have found this amazing video to introduce you to the sheer pleasure that this game brings to the world. Use some caution when viewing, as portions of the video may not be safe for work.
The first section of the introduction is truly epic! But remember, that is only part one, which highlights the first two encounters of the game. As you can plainly see here, this is no laughing matter. Muscle March is tough, and I mean TOUGH. Which is how it should be; after all, we don't want any wimpy games out there, do we?
With such madness, mayhem, and muscle going on the game, it is easy to see why this is one gaming revolution that has swept the world. The storyline has all of the classic elements which has drawn the gaming base towards it like soy to a burger. Nothing beats playing the dashing (and hulking!) hero as you venture forth on an epic quest for justice. There may not be a princess waiting for you in another castle, but who cares, when the game strays true to reality and offers a much more tangible award -- no, not the protein powder, but the sensational body that would rival Spartacus himself.
For all those eager beavers out there, yes, there is a part two! And yes, we've got it right here!
After viewing that, I'm sure that you're antsy to join the world of Muscle March just like the rest of us. So what are you waiting for? Go hop on your Wii, get into WiiWare, and download this puppy right now!






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
Zhadruun Apr 1st 2010 2:02PM
"The secret life of Matthew Rossi's chest hair."
^
Zhadruun Apr 1st 2010 2:09PM
Re@video
This is one of the weirdest games I've seen to date... And I've seen a lot.
Robot Unicorn Attack is bland in comparison.
galestrom Apr 1st 2010 2:15PM
All five of them.
ToyChristopher Apr 1st 2010 2:24PM
Oooh I hope robot unicorn attack insider is next!!
doit Apr 1st 2010 2:56PM
Obviously you've never played armed police batriders, unfortunately it's import only.
Conio Apr 1st 2010 3:03PM
I think everyone here is in agreement when I say....
WE DEMAND THE SECRET LIFE OF MATTHEW ROSSI'S CHEST HAIR!
Schadenfreude Apr 1st 2010 5:27PM
I love Muscle March beyond all knowing.
Celi Apr 1st 2010 2:02PM
O boy! time to use some Bulk-up Strats!
Aaron Apr 1st 2010 2:57PM
/flex
Hoaxs Apr 1st 2010 2:03PM
It's OK to admit i find the one with the top hat attractive? We're all friends here, right?
Arrowsmith Apr 1st 2010 2:12PM
Honey, every man here is a little gay for those boys. It's alright sugah, no need to be ashamed!
galestrom Apr 1st 2010 2:20PM
I like the polar bear/muskrat/kitty one.
rawr.
Josin Apr 1st 2010 2:06PM
Is it weird that this doesn't trigger my gaydar nearly as strongly as the Johnny Weir video?
Banthis Apr 1st 2010 2:33PM
Gaydar comes in handy sometimes...
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=119#comic
KrusherX Apr 1st 2010 2:09PM
And I thought I had too much free time during work hours...
Quorniya Apr 1st 2010 2:11PM
Boooooo, bring back Gaga!!!
Hollow Leviathan Apr 1st 2010 4:19PM
If dudes can't be fabulous in their own way, our world just got 50% less fierce.
:(
melynxis Apr 1st 2010 2:15PM
Ack.. I think for the first time in my life.. i can say "I miss twilight"
catharsis80 Apr 1st 2010 2:31PM
Oh my friend, this is just the next step down the devolution ladder from Twilight. I get shudders down my spine when I try to wonder what's next.
melynxis Apr 1st 2010 2:35PM
We are All dooomed!!!
Nah I gotta say though :) Its great seeing wow.com cycle through these themes, so far they have really gotten into the spirit of things today.