[1. Local]: Chariots and cheats

Dominic Hobbs, our warlock columnist, speculated about flying mounts for warlocks in this week's Blood Pact. He found the following suggestion the best one from the readers (though there were many):
Tidelord:
Dear Hobbs,
While I agree with your idea of Metamorphosis or sprouting wings, I find the thought of being carried by my shoulders by a Doomguard to be utterly demeaning, and if you have seen the model for Invincible and the new "Sparkle Pony," you would see that while the wings are ingenious, the steed itself has legs stumpier than a dwarf's!
No, my dear friend. For a warlock, the only mount suitable for us masters of shadow and fire is nothing else than an enormous, obsidian-black chariot with wheels made of the bones and skulls of magi, pulled by a pack of at least ten or twelve fel-green hellhounds.
The animation would be so full of demonic splendor and top-of-the-line graphics that it would cause the video card of any cowardly mage to explode violently.
Grow In Shadows-
Caneyn Ravenshield, Future Worgen Warlock
Continue reading for an in-depth discussion of cheating -- and what's this about breeding WoW.com staff?
Does Blizzard encourage cheating in its no-monthly-fee Battle.net games?
Blizzard banned thousands of Warcraft III and Diablo II players, which sparked a fascinating debate about cheating.
Obarthelemy: I think that banning a whole batch of people every once in a very long while is assholish:
- Cheaters have a long time to ruin the game for legit players.
- Naive cheaters, who think they won't get banned -- that their hack is acceptable -- have no way to know they WILL be banned.
- In the mean time, blizzard makes money.
JC_Icefox: While I agree with point 1, it's rather absurd to think that "oh, I'm cheating in a game that says I can be banned on the whims of an invisible overlord, I see no flaws in this plan!" You cheat, you ought to be banned. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day. And for the rest of your account life.
Also, how does Blizzard make more money? I thought those games were free to play on Battle.net?
clundgren: I sort of agree with this sentiment, though not necessarily with the way it is expressed.
By tolerating cheating for a long time, Blizzard allows a culture of cheating to develop, to the point that many players feel A) that they need to do it also in order to compete, and B) it isn't really cheating anyway, since it is so widespread and nothing is done about it.We actually see this with real world laws, and there is considerable legal precedent to suggest that when laws are seldom enforced, or enforced in what seems like an arbitrary manner, they lose validity and may even be overturned in court when challenged.
I don't play these games, and this is not to say that I endorse cheating, because I don't. But I think it is correct to assert that a policy of seeming neglect followed by a massive, ruthless crackdown sends mixed signals and is potentially deeply unfair.
glyakk: With Diablo at least, Bliz does not charge a monthly fee. Unlike World of Warcraft, once you buy the game you have unlimited access to the servers to play. So, no, they didn't make extra money waiting to do the bans. Wouldn't make a difference if they banned somebody sooner or later, either way their account is going to get banned eventually.
clundgren: But it makes a huge difference to the culture of that game. By waiting to do mass bans, Blizzard passively encourages cheating. When nothing is done about a problems for months and months, it is not a stretch to see how many players could assume that nothing will ever be done. Then they are left with some choices to make:
- Quit the game.
- Follow the rules and get beat by blatant cheaters. Frustrating!
- If you can't beat 'em, join 'em: start using the same exploits, and assume that is how the game is now played.
A proactive policy of quickly crushing exploits would get the true cheaters without punishing players who simply wanted to be able to compete.
Request for a breeding programWhiplash warning, as we go from serious to silly.
Jamie: In an ideal world is there any way WoW.com can fund a breeding programme between Dawn Moore & Chris Belt to create the best WoW blogger? And also is there any chance we'll be seeing a Discipline Mage or a Frost Priest so that said offspring would have something to write about?
Grovinofdarkhour: Chrawn Beltmoore, Disciprost Prage. At your service.
Kylenne: I'm a Discipline Mage, but only in my off hours.
(cutaia): He would probably just rebel against his father and become a warlock columnist. Kids these days...
Evandrial: throw some Frostheim DNA in there for good measure ... and Sacco's hair.
Kurash: And Rossi's chest hair too, while we're at it ...Though that would be way less cooler if said offspring is female.
brian: And to keep this heir alive forever we can upload a copy of their personality onto the internet, and they can be Insidro, Lord of the Blog.
Enjoy your weekend!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
IvanP91 Apr 24th 2010 6:18PM
Eh, all right, we've all got Derringers, so let's just put 'em away. Nobody here is a cheat.
Special K Apr 24th 2010 6:29PM
baha...BAHAHAHA!
*Cheater cheater pumpkin eaters!*
BUAHAHAHA MUAHA AHA AHAHAHA AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*crazy laughing continues for many minutes.*
brian Apr 24th 2010 6:46PM
Insidro is pleased! Also smug. Smug and pleased.
Irontoof Apr 24th 2010 6:48PM
best blogger breeding programme? uh... i think this could be complicated. you'd have to create a female clone of Matthew Rossi and cross her with the real Matthew Rossi
Ztk Apr 25th 2010 10:22AM
I will say this carefully to avoid being down voted into darkness... If Belt and Hobbs were to be cross bred, would their offspring cause a space/time paradox, or would it just destroy itself?
Evandrial Apr 24th 2010 6:50PM
oh look, there's my name
I'M FAMOUS!
Aurix Apr 24th 2010 7:03PM
Mmmmm, Rossi's chest hair.
Vaeku Apr 24th 2010 7:12PM
We really need a chariot mount. I'm surprised we haven't seen anything similar yet.
Granted, none of the factions are romanesque in their culture (includes playable character factions and other factions), but I could totally see a blood elf chariot, pulled by giant mana wyrms.
Doberbane Apr 24th 2010 8:02PM
There isn't anything romanesque, but come Cataclysm and we'll have an egyptian themed locale. And Egyptians used chariots too... I'm just saying :)
But the meme "Do Want!" doesn't even begin to cover how badly I desire to ride on such a mount as was described }:D
Vaeku Apr 24th 2010 8:14PM
Oh yeah, I forgot about Uldum. Perhaps there will be a special faction where you can grind for a chariot, driven by sphinxes with wings or something.
Sithril Apr 24th 2010 11:06PM
What about a multipassanger carriage , flying ofcourse, that would be pulled by several hyppogryphs? Now THAT would be pure awsome!
theRaptor Apr 25th 2010 1:25AM
Chariots aren't remotely "Romanesque". Every military power in antiquity used chariots as prior to the spread of the stirrup (out of asia in the 5-7th century AD) that was the only militarily effective way to use horses.
You can ride a horse without a stirrup but it is nearly impossible to fight from the back of a horse without them*. Prior to the stirrup cavalry were either bowmen or really just used for shock value.
* Without stirrups you stay on the horse by either holding the saddle with a hand or using your legs to grasp the horses chest. Neither of which is conducive to swinging a sword around or using a lance.
Fletcher Apr 25th 2010 7:00AM
I have to say I think chariots are unlikely; and I personally hope they don't happen. They'd be too large. Mammoths are already too large, and a chariot would have to be even larger in terms of its ground area (although it need not be so tall).
lobbe Apr 25th 2010 9:08AM
^ the stirrup was not necisarry, mongols and such nations never used the things, and undoubtably some of the best horsemen in the world. however the chariot was widely used by most races across europe and asia in battle, hence why chariot+rogue driver+hunter should be implimented now!! noone cna drive like a rogue!
ps ignore spelling, dyslexic in disguise =)
Jamie Apr 24th 2010 7:17PM
lol... thanks for choosing my comment! It was really not the best blogger but while I do enjoy reading a lot of WoW.com, Belt & Moore usually make me chuckle every time.
Thanks again :)
Clydtsdk-Rivendare Apr 24th 2010 7:38PM
So... Archpriest Pa'hantz?
Sithril Apr 24th 2010 10:55PM
Isnt that an Archbishop?
Quasimofo Apr 24th 2010 9:46PM
No no, the ideal warlock mount would be a cardboard box that could easily be kicked down any convenient flight of stairs. The flying version can be easily loaded into any convenient catapult.
Aurix Apr 24th 2010 9:57PM
Mages are like Locks.
Shocking, I know.
Mages are like Locks, except without the sex-appeal, the cool groupies, andthe awesome animal magnetism that Locks inherently possess.
Now, shush you, and make me some muffins.
lockanon Apr 25th 2010 12:57AM
Major problem with the box mount is that mages floppy little caster arms could neither move nor lift said box....even when it's empty.
Now, I know, locks cast too, but we thought ahead and hired big brutish demons to do things like that.
Silly easy-bake ovens.