Phat Loot Phriday: Sleepy Willy

"Tommy Three-Buttons, are you ready to show off your pet?" Ms. Haberdash asked in her shrill voice. She looked askance for a moment. "This isn't about your once-an-hour trick, is it? Because that's many months off yet."
"No, ma'am!" Tommy answered. "This is about my best friend! It's my Willy!"
"Hmph," Ms. Haberdash said. "Isn't it always? Okay, proceed, Tommy."
"Everyone, I'd like you to meet Sleepy Willy!" Tommy said as he took the podium. The little creature hovered a few inches off the floor next to him. "He has one eye! And when we go into dungeons, he floats around behind me. And if the tank isn't pulling fast enough, Willy totally falls asleep, and it's very cute, and the girls say 'Awwww.' They really like my Wil ... "
"Tommy!" Ms. Haberdash interrupted. "Please, keep it clean and stick to the point."
"He also shoots a laser beam from his eye and kills critters!" Tommy said. "He's the best one-eyed Will ..."
"How did you meet your pet?" Ms. Haberdash interrupted again.
"It was for Children's Week," Tommy said. "There are these totally unlucky orphans in this place called Shattrath. Shattrath's been abandoned for years, except as a thoroughfare for those weird death knights. I guess it's like their clubhouse now. But, the orphan matron -- she's old like you, Ms. Haberdash! -- gives you a pet for helping the orphans out for a little while. There's even a Dalaran matron, but she doesn't have a cool Willy like me!"
"I think that's enough for now, Tommy. Please, take your seat by bubble-hearth. Thank you for your presentation."
Name: Sleepy Willy
Type: Pet
How to get it: Complete your Shattrath quest for Children's Week
How to get rid of it: It's a pet. It takes up no inventory. It just kind of sits in your spellbook. But if you don't take it out and use it, it's going to rust.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Arikel Apr 30th 2010 7:05PM
It isn't raid time till someone pulls out their willy
Fingal Apr 30th 2010 7:26PM
And if you play with it too much you'll go blind.
Deathknighty Apr 30th 2010 7:08PM
An excellent story. You need to serialise this! xD
RomanVS01 Apr 30th 2010 7:12PM
My willy is always sleepy,why doesn't he levitate and walk around? :(
Youknowipwnyou Apr 30th 2010 7:12PM
My Willy for Warchief 2010!
Deathknighty Apr 30th 2010 7:14PM
No MINE!!!
My willy's so awesome he'll distrac you all like th-
*distracted by willy*
Youknowipwnyou Apr 30th 2010 7:26PM
I thought we finally got rid of those distracti-
*playing with willy*
Deathknighty Apr 30th 2010 9:00PM
Oh dear, I've created a monster!
Task Apr 30th 2010 7:17PM
Willy.. Fire ze lazorz!!!
Nick Apr 30th 2010 7:35PM
But I am le tired...
Foxish.sunrise May 1st 2010 2:19AM
Zen take le nap!
Youknowipwnyou Apr 30th 2010 7:24PM
I thought we finally got rid of those distracti-
*playing with willy*
Youknowipwnyou Apr 30th 2010 7:27PM
forgot to push reply
Broken_toes Apr 30th 2010 7:28PM
It's almost like Gray had a pent up need to anal spam trade, which instead of - he trawled out this much more satisfying speal of innuendo- Well done sir, best phat loot in ages.
Bronwyn May 1st 2010 1:06AM
*spiel
*twitch*
*distracted by willy*
RomanVS01 Apr 30th 2010 7:38PM
I concur gentlemen. Quite an enjoying read for us refined paladi-
*distracted by my willy.*
Robert Apr 30th 2010 7:51PM
/me whips out his Willy.
Broken_toes Apr 30th 2010 8:17PM
Why not your own? Did you make it do the white critter killin lazer?
Derrith Apr 30th 2010 8:32PM
For some reason, I couldn't get my willy to Fire Lasers. . .
I had him near poor, defenseless critters for ages, but no death =(
Is it just me? Is my Willy broken?
(Yes, serious question. But no, I can't stop laughing while typing this.)
Culhag May 1st 2010 8:39AM
I've never seen my Willy shoot a lazer beam either... :'(