The Queue: Tiny baby piggy

The past few installments of The Queue have all been well and good when it comes to presenting the things in life we love the most (classy silver-haired gentlemen and voluptuous women), but a crucial demographic has been left out: those who, like me, love the hell out of tiny ungulates.
Yes. If I were in the Conan movie, and I was Conan, and James Earl Jones asked me "Conan, what is best in life?," I would reply, "Micro-pigs." And he would nod solemnly and say "I never really thought about that. You're right, Conan." And I'd be all, "Thulsa Doom, I totally gave you a micro-pig-a-day calendar last Christmas that you haven't even opened. I bet if I went to your room right now, it'd be in your closet somewhere, somewhere where the date is still Jan. 1, because that's what day the micro-pig-a-day calendar says it is." And he'd be all, "Damn, Conan, chill." And I'd be all, "Thulsa Doom, I will not chill. Will not chill at all."
Makothegreat asks:
"So the real question I've been asking myself that I'll share is, "Do you think that the new zones will be as large and expansive as the LK Zones?" And a follow up question, "I wonder how much the old content will be updated to reflect the more interesting and numerous quests of the the LK and BC?""
From what we've seen, the answer is a resounding yes to the first question. As for the second, Blizzard has said that their goal with Cataclysm's old-world makeover was to bring the vanilla game up to date with what they've learned about questing and design with BC and Wrath, so you can expect the new and revamped quests to have, at the very least, a sprinkling of the new types of quests that the last two expansions gave us.
What will really matter is that the design philosophy is carried over, even if vehicle quests and bombing runs aren't.
Tyler asks:
"Why are we yet to see female worgen skins? It leads me to believe there's a possibility that all worgen bodies are by default, male, but it would contradict the original leak of the masks. Is there any word on this and which way it will go?"
There are definitely female worgen, but Blizzard says that the model just isn't ready for show and tell yet. Zarhym just commented on this last night:
ZarhymThe basic model is there but isn't properly textured or polished yet.
Ash asks:
"I was wondering if there has been any word on whether they are going to allow more character slots for Cataclysm? What with all the new race/class combos and the introduction of two new races it seems like there should be a greater push for extra slots."
Each time the topic comes up, Blizzard's response is that they have no plans at this time. My personal bet for an additional character slot is when they release another class.
Drew asks:
"Why, in regards to the Worgen mount, is Blizzard again going to introduce a racial mount that exists nowhere else in the lands of Azeroth?
First they introduced the Hawkstriders for the Blood Elfs. When they could have, and should have, given them something like the Night Elf Saber mounts. They had the base models for the Lynx cat in that area anyway, and would make sense that they could train them as a mount.
And now the Worgen are going to have some sort of other-dimension-looking and corrupted boar as a mount? Why wouldn't Blizz do something more epic, and befitting a shape-shifting race, like an actual full worg/wolf form. Can anyone explain this to me?"
Though I can't find a source, the last time Blizzard was asked about the worgen mount, they said that they weren't quite sure what it would be yet. I personally like the werewarboar mount that the worgen is riding in the one piece of concept art, and I honestly wouldn't expect any of Azeroth's current land animals to be the worgen mount. What's left either a.) is boring, b.) doesn't fit thematically at all, or c.) is being used by another race already. Also note that giving them a shapeshift for mounting causes interesting issues with WoW's achievement system, where mounts are common rewards.
As for hawkstriders, they were a fine choice, in my opinion -- giving blood elves a reskin of the night elf mount is essentially saying, "You guys are the Horde night elves. Enjoy." Besides, most animal species on earth are native to certain areas. It only makes sense that Azerothian fauna would work the same way.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 9)
Grovinofdarkhour Apr 30th 2010 11:06AM
I suggest you guys let one of the ladies do the next Queue so they can tell us what guy they'd rather see (and what guy has more nerd cred) than George Clooney, and this is your response?
Troubling. Very troubling indeed.
Well, if you're not going to give the ladies any respect, you might as well give us some more Christina Hendricks photos.
scraggerly Apr 30th 2010 11:14AM
Ask and ye shall receive:
http://thechive.com/2010/04/29/the-internets-new/
Grovinofdarkhour Apr 30th 2010 11:51AM
Excellent, well done.
I followed it through to the mother lode, save yourselves several clickthroughs here:
http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Celebrity/The-50-Greatest-Christina-Hendricks-Cleavage-Photos...-So-Far/Christina-Hendricks-Purple-Dress-Cleavage-10907.html#joomimg
Hey, don't look at me, these WoW.com guys started it.
Kylenne Apr 30th 2010 12:22PM
I can't believe with all this talk of pigs and breasts NOT ONE PERSON linked that pic of Tori Amos breastfeeding a piglet from Boys for Pele. I am disappoint.
(Google it, but it's kinda NSFW.)
Fatamorgana Apr 30th 2010 2:45PM
I have no idea what kind of guy the ladies want to see, but I can always respect the man's man type: Sean Connery, Bruce Campbell, and.../distracted by bacon.
Kaleo Apr 30th 2010 11:08AM
Thulsa Doom didn't ask Conan "What is best in life?" It was one of the warlords who took him in.
Just sayin'...
gabbagoo Apr 30th 2010 11:22AM
Warlord: What is best in life?
Hyrkanian: A swift horse. Wind in your hair and Falcons at your breast.
Warlord: WRONG. Conan?
Conan: Abesik Campfire?
Warlord: WRONG.
Conan: Moonkin form?
Warlord: WRONG.
Conan: Being distracted by puppies?
JYO Apr 30th 2010 11:34AM
surely you mean wrist not breast. breast doesn't make much sense. ive never saw anyone rocking a falcon on the breast. we rock them on the wrist all the time on my estate. but never the breast.
KES! KES!
zweitblom Apr 30th 2010 11:49AM
What if they are *huge* breasts?
Grovinofdarkhour Apr 30th 2010 12:40PM
Must have been a Freudian slip. After all, it is Christina Hendricks Day again. Yay!
Angus Apr 30th 2010 1:32PM
Conan, what is best in life?
Making Jay Leno die a slow painful death in ratings.
(sorry, I couldn't help myself)
nyctef Apr 30th 2010 1:44PM
A warm fire, shoft lavotary paper and good dentishtry.
lemur Apr 30th 2010 2:34PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVnnvj31zyI&feature=player_embedded
I think that explains it all.
SamLowry Apr 30th 2010 5:23PM
And those who remember Earl Butz might have a different take on the three best NSFW things in life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJYRJhopcy4&feature=related
deweymaverick Apr 30th 2010 11:09AM
Re: Worgen mounts.
I remember back in the day, that tauren we're not going to have mounts at all, and get a skill called "plains running" or the like that essentially let them run really, really fast. But the killed it because of player (tester) outrage that the race never had a mount to call their own.
Honestly, I think Blizz had a great, thematic idea that fit with tauren, just fine, and flinched when they had the chance to do something really cool. And I agree, it would be a pretty cool idea to do with the worgen, too.
That said, I don't play a tauren... so I don't know much about being the feeling left out club. I do, however, play a gnome, and I won't lie, the second I heard about the chance to get Gnomer back, I about died of excitement... so that can go either way.
Thon Apr 30th 2010 11:36AM
That wasn't the only problem. It didn't work like a normal mount; the ability let you gain speed after running for 10 seconds, and gradually reach mount speed. If you stood still the ability would dissipate. From what I understand it was always on, like an aura. There were several problems with it, including: (Quoted from Wowwiki :P)
* Mounts were a three second cast time, and lasted until dazed. Players normally do not dismount upon standing still.
* It took the full ten seconds to gain the speed every time, and the speed would dissipate every time the player was hit.
* Those limitations were designed to make sure tauren wouldn't run circles around others in PvP, but they clearly showed to be far inferior to a normal mount and nearly impossible to balance.
* It would sometimes kick in at the worst possible moment, causing unwanted body pulls.
Boz Apr 30th 2010 11:39AM
Do the Worgen mounts really matter anyway in an era when half the player base is riding star-ponies? As far as I can tell, Blizzard no longer cares about what makes sense thematically when it comes to mounts.
Doonami Apr 30th 2010 11:40AM
There were a host of other justified reasons for removal of plainsrunning
http://www.wowwiki.com/Plainsrunning
not the least of all "It would sometimes kick in at the worst possible moment, causing unwanted body pulls. "
Although personally, I'd be hard pressed to think of something more annoying than 'dismounting' every time I stopped moving.
Bronwyn Apr 30th 2010 11:46AM
I thought the problem was that Plains Running was OP?
deweymaverick Apr 30th 2010 11:51AM
Just to clarify, I understand that there were a ton of reasons that Plainsrunning was removed.
However, thematically, I think the idea was cool as crap. It could a form change (like druids) or something else (an aura, buff, whatever) but the IDEA behind it was a cool idea.
How it was implemented, I dunno, like I said, I never played a tauren.