Choose My Adventure: You can never have enough orc warlocks
by Robin Torres 
May 3rd 2010 at 8:00PM
So. What's with you people and orc warlocks? You voted that both Michael Sacco and Gregg Reece roll orc warlocks for their adventurers. Last week we had no WoW.com staff playing warlocks or orcs in our guild, and now we have two. When the polls go up on Friday for Christian Belt's character, you may want to be more creative. That's right -- Archmage Pants will be joining Choose My Adventure, because you demanded it.
In other news, we'll be questing in Stonetalon Peak this week, when not crawling dungeons. And we have more polls today because Foxlight turned 10 on Friday and wants you to choose his talent tree and professions. But first, this week's schedule:
- Elizabeth Harper as Faience, the troll shaman, and Robin Torres as Robinemia, the undead mage: Monday and Wednesday, 11 p.m. to midnight EDT
- Michael Gray as Grayfields, the tauren hunter, will be making appearances as he can this week.
- Amy Schley as Patent, the troll rogue will also be making appearances as she can.
- Matthew Rossi as Andrenorton, his new troll mage: some time Saturday.
- Adam Holisky as Adammentat, the tauren druid, will be making appearances as he can.
- Anne Stickney as Annephora, the troll warrior, will be on Tuesday at 1 a.m. EDT (which is Monday at 11 p.m. Zangarmarsh time).
- Fox Van Allen as Foxlight, the blood elf paladin: Friday, 8 p.m. EDT.
- Michael Sacco as Sahko, the orc warlock: Wednesday, 7 p.m. EDT.
- Gregg Reece, the orc warlock, will be making appearances as he can.
Remember, when voting in the Choose My Adventure polls, vote for what you would like to read about, not what is easiest for leveling.
| Holy | |
|---|---|
| Retribution | |
| Protection |
| Alchemy/Herbalism | |
|---|---|
| Blacksmithing/Mining | |
| Engineering/Mining | |
| Jewelcrafting/Mining | |
| Inscription/Herbalism | |
| Enchanting/Gathering (state which one in the comments) | |
| Leatherworking/Skinning | |
| Tailoring/Enchanting | |
| Other combination. Please state what combination in the comments below and why. |
Polls close Thursday and we'll put the results up on Friday along with the new polls for next week.
If you want to join in on the fun of Choose My Adventure, please join us on US Zangarmarsh-H in <It came from the Blog>. Ask Robiness, Robinemia or any member online for an invite. Guild ranks of Lurker or above have the ability to invite. You are all welcome as long as you play by our simple rules, which can be summed up with "Don't be a Funsucker!" Also, please see the guild FAQ for the most common questions.Filed under: It Came from the Blog, Choose My Adventure
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
WaterRouge May 3rd 2010 8:04PM
Just wanted to say that Foxlight hit 10 yesterday, not Friday. He was like 6 I think on Friday when he stopped for the night.
WaterRouge May 3rd 2010 8:08PM
Yesterday as in Sunday.
Oh and Foxlight better have one of his professions be mining. Nothing says "Fabulous" like a sweat-covered, shirtless paladin with great hair.
Clydtsdk-Rivendare May 3rd 2010 8:08PM
We should vote Belt to play a warlock and Hobbs to play a mage, just to see if it accelerates the Cataclysm.
EaterOfBirds May 3rd 2010 8:28PM
this ^
Nazgûl May 3rd 2010 8:43PM
It'd be like that one episode of virtually every kids show where the male and female characters swap bodies somehow and neither one is happy.
...I smell a reality show here somewhere.
Ztk May 3rd 2010 8:54PM
I dont mean to be rude to our Archmage pants, but... I wanna see wat would happen if we made him roll a lock. That would be hilarious. Then make Hobbs roll a mage and then... ready?... MAKE THEM QUEST TOGETHER!!!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!( no disrespect, Archmage. :P)
Nazgûl May 3rd 2010 9:03PM
Coming soon to the Fox Network...
A mage and a warlock, embroiled in blog warfare, find themselves trapped inside each others' bodies... In order to return to their preferred magics, they must work together and recover the ancient "Demon Pants", currently held by the cruel taskmaster known as "Rossi".
"Demonic Pants", a new series only on FOX.
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/5112/demonpants.jpg
(Lazy Paint, yeah yeah)
iammurlocftw May 3rd 2010 9:08PM
Even better if we could get Belts as a Belf Lock specifically and Hobbs as undead mage, plus make them only use spells in the fire tree their whole leveling time (it is possible for locks, remember they can buy their imp at level 1 for the fire spell)
iammurlocftw May 3rd 2010 9:10PM
@Nazgûl, how are said male and females who swapped bodies unhappy? think about it...
Nazgûl May 3rd 2010 9:14PM
"kids show"
That's how. They can't explore those possibilities on a G-rated show.
iammurlocftw May 3rd 2010 9:19PM
@nazgul http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GRatedSex
no but seriously I understand
P.S. sorry for all the hours i wasted for anyone who clicked on that link and got sucked into a million other tropes
Adremelek May 3rd 2010 10:33PM
Speaking of-- we should make Ziebart roll a guy character for once ;)
idioticgenius723 May 3rd 2010 10:52PM
I hate you Murloc you have trapped me in the maze that is TVTropes.
Christian Belt May 3rd 2010 11:07PM
Yeah, I knew when I agreed to do this that I was pretty much guaranteed to be forced to roll a warlock, and I've made my peace with it. I'm just excited to see the hilariously high percentage of you that vote warlock.
Be warned, though: I'm looking at this as an espionage mission. I will learn your dark secrets, warlocks. I will infiltrate your stupid little club, and in doing so, I will destroy you from the inside. Like a malignant growth. Or bad Thai food.
Or, failing that, I'll just do my level best to figure out a way to hit myself in the face with my own shadowbolt. Either way a warlock gets hurt.
Celeane May 3rd 2010 11:10PM
IMO, since you made Rossi be a mage, make Belt be a warrior. At least the banter will be fun ;-)
Trid May 3rd 2010 11:17PM
This, oh so much this. I forsee Archmage Pants trying to tell Hobbs how to be a mage, and Hobbs telling Pants how to be a Lock. It would be epic. Just wish we could get some transcripts from that party chat/vent session!
icepyro May 4th 2010 3:13AM
W-A-R-R-I-O-R!!11!one!11!!!eleven!!!1!
With all the orcs, he can be another race if we like, but I will still, and until he rolls, campaign for Christian Belt, Warrior!
AltairDusk May 4th 2010 7:05AM
@Chris Belt
I think you'll find hellfire better suited for injuring yourself.
robert May 4th 2010 7:24AM
Yes. Let mage see the otherside of the veil. Cata here we come, we really want you here now. :D And maybe Hobbs should play a mage for a while...
Sarabande May 4th 2010 8:10AM
LOL . . . WOW!!! Pretty much three Warlocks guaranteed. :D
Always love Archmage Pants but it would be interesting to see. It'll be like having a dark-half for him.
I'd think Destro would be too Magey, so I hope it's either Affliction or Demo. (My Warlock, which is my only real toon I play aside from my Mage, of course) is Afflock for that very reason.
Just don't go TOO deep into the Dark Side, Mr. Belt . . . if I see your lock destroying every mage with too much glee, laughing maniacally as you DoT them up right after they Ice Block, commanding your minion to destroy all who dare throw fire, ice or . . . er . . mana stuff at you, and you point and snicker as a mage sits to eat a nice carb-filled snack while you life tap and drain life . . . .I will worry greatly for your soul. I will send a Priest to pray for you.
Otherwise, I hope you enjoy. :D