Know Your Lore: Current Alliance politics -- the Night Elves page 2

Tyrande managed to escape, though many of her Sentinels were slaughtered by Archimonde, and left Shandris in charge of guarding the forests while she left on a more important mission. It was time to wake up Malfurion and the druids and get their help, because this enemy was far too great for Tyrande and the Sentinels to face alone. She succeeded in waking him, and together they traveled and woke the other druids. But while searching through the Barrow Deeps beneath Hyjal to find the sleeping Druids of the Claw, they discovered something both of them had forgotten about -- the door to the prison that Illidan had been sent to so many thousands of years before. Tyrande suggested they free him, perhaps reminded of what Illidan had said to Malfurion just before his imprisonment, that the elves would need arcane magic, in case the Burning Legion ever returned. Malfurion didn't agree and forbid Tyrande from freeing Illidan.
Or tried to. The thing about Tyrande Whisperwind is that despite her compassion, her devotion to Elune and the priesthood and her supposed "gentle" nature, the absolute last thing you ever want to do is make her angry. At this point, she'd finally been reunited with the man she loved, a man who had turned away from her and deserted her in order to (by all appearances) sleep the centuries away. Rather than show any kind of contrition for his actions, Malfurion had simply stepped up and tried to take a dominant leading role from a woman who'd been doing this for centuries. Not only that, but he tried to forbid this woman from doing something that was by all rights extremely logical to her.
Given this, it's a wonder she even bothered going back for him after she bid him a curt farewell and left to go free Illidan anyway, enraged that Malfurion would have the sheer temerity to forbid her anything. She and the Sentinels that followed her systematically fought their way through the Barrow Deeps, killing her people, the night elves that had been ordered to stand guard, in order to get to him. After freeing him, she begged him to come back and help his people -- and Illidan, who was still besotted with Tyrande after all these centuries, agreed. He left to fight the demons of Felwood, in the process running into Arthas. After a short battle that resulted in a draw, he listened as Arthas told him of the Skull of Gul'dan, a demonic artifact that was responsible for corrupting Felwood. Illidan fought his way to the Skull and then, instead of outright destroying the thing, thought twice -- if the Skull was so powerful, perhaps he could use its powers for his own ... and impress Tyrande in the process.

With the destruction of Nordrassil, Nozdormu's pact was broken and the night elves' immortality was lost. With the Burning Legion defeated, the orcs, humans and night elves parted ways, and Tyrande's people returned to the forests to work on mending the damage done by the Burning Legion.
This is where it all gets tricky. The events just recounted all happened, technically speaking -- but with the War of the Ancients trilogy by Richard A. Knaak, certain events were changed. A human mage named Rhonin was sent to the past along with Krasus, a red dragon who was disguised as an elven mage, and Broxigar, an orc, via a rift in time. The three helped the night elves with the War, and in the process meddled with the timeline -- and that meddling probably changed the events recounted above.
Since Tyrande and Malfurion not only encountered both humans and orcs on this alternate timeline, but helped them and were helped in return, their reactions to the invasion by the human and orc settlements were probably vastly different. Tyrande definitely remembered Broxigar, Rhonin and Krasus; they were all still fresh in her mind during the events of the novel Stormrage, also by Richard A. Knaak. Thus the wariness, the distrust, the implication that humans or paladins were somehow corrupting the forests with their presence and the outright xenophobia she exhibited were theoretically no longer in play.

While it makes it tricky, I'll do my best to trace what happened after in light of the altered timeline. Keep this in mind when I continue with the night elves and their political effect on the Alliance tomorrow.






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
iammurlocftw May 8th 2010 4:11PM
Where is the second picture on the first page from, and what is it supposed to be? I've seen it in the last 2 or 3 articles and it looks cool but is that like a warrior in Some Nelf lady's room getting ready to go on an attack or her boyfriend or what?
Anne Stickney May 8th 2010 4:13PM
That is Azshara - it's a lovely piece of wallpaper available on Blizzard's website. http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/downloads/wallpapers/fan-wallpapers/
Very pretty, and the full version is even prettier!
iammurlocftw May 8th 2010 4:25PM
Thanks Anne!
brian May 8th 2010 5:35PM
Speaking of pictures, Alextrasza has had some nice jaw work done since that picture on the front page. It's slimmed her face down nicely.
Kairos-Frostwhisper May 8th 2010 6:27PM
Better get used to the name Azshara, I'd place good money on her being the big baddy after we kill Deathwing.
Cure4Living May 9th 2010 6:21AM
@Kairos-Frostwhisper
Well we are systematically killing all the bad guys so it stands to reason that eventually we'll meet her. Or Blizzard is just going to pull some obscure bad guy out of some random raid from vanilla or something, although if the past is any indication they tend to go with recognizable bad guys.
Kinka May 8th 2010 4:19PM
I know Blizzard writes the canon...but if we as a collective community put one MASSIVE band-aid on our brains maybe we can will Rhonin and pals into oblivion?
DeathPaladin May 8th 2010 5:54PM
My personal theory is that Rhonin is a compulsive liar and shameless self-promoter, and that he made up the time travel to the War of the Ancients story. One night he, Krasus, and Broxigar went out drinking, Broxigar had a few too many and at around 3:30 in the morning he fell into the Dalaran coin fountain and drowned. Rhonin and Krasus panicked, took Broxigar's body, stole a ship, sailed out, and threw the body into the Maelstrom to cover their tracks.
They came up with the time travel story to explain why they were gone for such a long time.
So now Rhonin is sitting in Dalaran, head of the council, and completely flabbergasted by how everyone bought his story.
jealouspirate May 8th 2010 4:19PM
It just irks me so much that there have been so many retcons and so many different authors writing these stories. It doesn't enhance anything, it just makes everything more confusing and characters stop being believable. The story of the Warcraft universe becomes worse.
Basically, pick an idea and stick with it... and don't get too many cooks in the kitchen.
(Looking forward to you finish the Night Elves tomorrow)
Elmouth May 8th 2010 5:54PM
Retcons or no, I can't get it trough my head why after goin on a genocide spree to free illidan, Tyrande is still leading the night elves.
You'd think cutting down/slaughtering your own people (while they're doing exactly what you told them to do) would hinder her popularity amongst said people...
Terethall May 8th 2010 6:20PM
It's entirely possible that the second, current timeline does not involve Tyrande killing her elves. Perhaps due to the change in the timeline, Malfurion was more open to the idea of working with an arcane-user (because of his experience with Rhonin) like Illidan to stop the Burning Legion. So instead of leaving Tyrande, they both went to Illidan's prison together. And instead of killing the watchers, they were able to convince them to stand down and rescue Illidan peacefully.
... And maybe Maiev was out taking a smoke break? Yeah, her resentment doesn't fit well if the above is true. But it may, at least, have been different.
Eldoron May 8th 2010 6:58PM
pirate, what are you talking about? except for the Knaak thing, the whole story is solid as rock.
FortheLulz May 8th 2010 10:48PM
War of the Ancients -
Kil'Jaeden: Great, someone's leaving blood oozing corpses around everywhere.
Broxigar: Come on, I can take you all on!!!
Liuv: Look at that pile of soggy meat.
Sargeras: RAWR!!!
Broxigar: RAWR!!!
*Sargeras takes a Broxigar Saurfang Cleave to the leg... Despite a 99.999999999999999% chance to crit and cause instantaneous death against any target that it crits against... it didn't crit*
Sargeras: Ow!!!
*Sargeras kills Broxigar Saurfang*
Sargeras: That really hurt!
Kil'Jaeden: Did you know that you scream like a girl?
Rise of the Horde
Kil'Jaeden: Hey, these "Orc" look like that funny looking green thing that cleaved Sargeras' leg... except they are brown. I could totally use them to get back at Velen for leaving me to pick up the tab at the restaurant while I was in the restroom, then leaving the planet! Ah, here's one of them now. Hey there, I'm the spirit of your dead wife.
Ner'Zhul: Oh my dear... what do you ask of me?
Kil'Jaeden: Gather up the clans and kill the Draenei!
Ner'zhul: But they are peaceful.
Kil'Jaeden: Do it or you won't "Get Some" in the 'er after.
Ner'Zhul: I'll get on it right away!
Kil'Jaeden: Btw, meet my friend "Kil'Jaeden"
Kil'Jaeden: Hi there.
Ner'zhul: Anything I can do for you?
Kil'Jaeden: Sure, kill the Draenei.
*After a bit*
Ner'zhul: Hm... Kil'Jaeden looks a lot like the Draenei... apart from the clothes, the wings, the... horns... and skin color... but they look alot like him.
Kil'Jaeden: Yeah, they judged me purely by the color of my skin.
Ner'zhul: They are that dense?
An00b'arak: PHYLUMISM!!!
Kil'Jaeden: Let's not go through this again.
Ner'zhul: Please... not now.
An00b'arak: phylumist phylumist phylumist
Ancestors: Ner'zhul, you are a monster!
Kil'Jaeden: At least they know how to capitalize.
Ner'zhul: Can we continue?
Kil'Jaeden: Well, in the continuity, the spirits did treat you as a monster until
Rulkan: Ner'zhul... you PHYLUMIST!!!
Ner'zhul: Honey... KYL review going on.
Rulkan: Oh... um... Kil'Jaeden has been manipulating you from the beginning and I never wanted you to kill the Draenei.
Ner'zhul: Thank you, that'll be all.
Rulkan: And I want you to be an equal opportunity employer and give full benefits to the spinally disinclined.
An00b'arak: >8< Spider Pride!!!
Ner'zhul: Get in the kitchen and make my sandwich while the big boys talk!!!
An00b'arak: SEXIST!!!
*Blood Ritual*
Kil'Jaeden: Make the orcs drink the blood of Mannorath.
Ner'zhul: That's going too far!
Kil'Jaeden: If you can't, I'll find someone who can. Gul'Dan, mak the orcs drink the blood of Mannorath.
An00b'arak: you didnt spell "make" right mister high and mighty grammar police.
Kil'Jaeden: Shut up, it was an honest mistake.
An00b'arak: "[Killzone'jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate."
Gul'Dan: Hey, it's my turn right now, you go skitter about and have fun getting squashed or something.
An00b'arak: phylumist
Gul'Dan: I don't hate you by reason of your race you insect. If you have read my KYL page, you'd know I'd do anything to anyone that stands between me and anything that it is I want, and right now I want to continue with my part of this article. So unless you want to be a stain on the sole of my boot, I suggest you get out of my way.
An00b'arak:...
Gul'Dan: Thought so. Anyways... my part, right. Sure, no problem Kil'Jaeden, Orcs, drink blood, got ya.
Kil'Jaeden: Wow, he got the itsy bitsy spider to actually shut up for a change.
Ner'zhul: I'm impressed.
Gul'Dan: *Facepalm* Ner'zhul... your part with Durotan please?
Ner'zhul: Oh right. Durotan, ol buddy ol pal. You shouldn't drink the stuff.
Durotan: Blood, don't drink. Got it.
Grom: RAWR!!! *Starts chugging*
Gul'Dan: Grom, save some for the rest of the orcs!!!
Grom: Ahhh... refreshing.
Kil'Jaeden: Mannorath, we're going to need more of your blood.
Mannorath: Only one pint can be donated at a time. Not my rules, just the way it is.
*Opening of the Dark Portal
Kil'Jaeden: Well... they finished up killing the Draenei and now they look like the funny looking green thing that cleaved Sargeras' leg. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea... I know, I'll leave them to die off and never have to worry about them again.
Sargeras: They're perfect, just like the funny looking green thing that cleaved my leg 10,000 years ago. Let's use them on the world that spawned that Funny Looking Green Thing that cleaved my leg!!!
Kil'Jaeden: I don't think that's such a good idea.
Sargeras: Nonsense, it's a great idea!!!
Kil'Jaeden: But they look like the funny looking green thing that cleaved your leg... I mean, take this one for example... you there, come over here. He looks EXACTLY like the funny looking green thing that cleaved your leg!
Broxigar: RAWR!!! What's up?
Kil'Jaeden: Even sounds exactly like him!!!
Sargeras: Perfect, I'll book their passage.
Kil'Jaeden: I have a bad feeling about this.
*After the Founding of Durotar*
Broxigar: AHHHHHhhhhh......
Chromie: So he got sucked into another time?
Nozdormu: Yup
Chromie: To thwart Sargeras in the war of the Ancients and at the same time inspire him and Kil'Jaeden to form the Horde, bring him into Azeroth, only to be sent back in time to thwart them as a result?
Nozdormu: Mhm.
Chromie: Aaaaaand we allow this paradox to go on existing... why?
Nozdormu: I find the irony of it mildly entertaining.
Chromie: Broxigar is the one who is supposed to kill you and you sent him back in time to prevent him from ever doing so, right?
Nozdormu: Uuuummmm..... No?
Chromie: And you bugged his "Random Number Generator" to roll on that 0.000000000000001% chance that it wouldn't crit didn't you.
Nozdormu: KITCHEN!!! SANDWICH!!! NOW!!!
Teo May 10th 2010 4:17AM
@forthelulz:
Thank you.
Zhiva May 8th 2010 4:30PM
I just cannot resist, sorry :)
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Anyone ever notice how the Night Elves, when faced with important, world-changing decisions, INEVITABLY make the wrong ones? If it weren't for Night Elves and their screw-ups, I'd be inclined to think Azeroth in general would be a much nicer place.
Mistake 1: Destroying the Scepter of the Shifting Sands
Bronze Dragonflight: "Now that we've finally sealed away the nemesis of all Azeroth, here's a scepter should you need to break the seal and fight them again."
Fandral: "WAAAHH!"
*breaks scepter*
Bronze Dragonflight: "You dumb f*cker."
Mistake 2: Destroying the Well of Eternity
Queen Azshara: "Blahaharrrgh, I'm addicted to magic!"
Night Elves: "Well I guess that's cool."
Queen Azshara: "Blahahaharrrgh, I'm summoning demons!"
Night Elves: "Ok, that's not so cool."
*Big-ass War!*
Malfurion: "I've got an idea! Let's blow up the world!"
Tyrande: "Come on, that's your solution to everything."
Malfurion: "No it's not! By the way, hold this."
Tyrande: "Hey, this looks like a-"
KABLOOIE
Tyrande: "...damnit, Malfurion."
Mistake 3: Recreating the Well of Eternity, Then Leaving It There and Falling Asleep
Illidan: "Hey guys, now that we just got done blowing THAT up, I just made a new one!"
Night Elves: "You stupid f*cker."
Malfurion: "Illidan, you're under arrest for playing the devil rock music."
Illidan: "How rude!"
*SLAMMER'D!*
Malfurion: "Anyway, let's just plant a tree over top of this sucker and call it a day."
Tyrande: "Uh, what do you want us women to do, Mal honey?"
Malfurion: "You all stay awake and keep the stove warm in case we're hungry when we wake up. Oh, and don't go running off having fun with your friends or anything, I want you in the kitchen where you belong."
Tyrande: "But-"
Malfurion: "zzzzzzzzzzzz"
Tyrande: "Damnit."
Mistake 4: Staying Asleep
Orcs: "FOR THE HORDE! And also the Burning Legion!"
Night Elves: "zzzzzzzzz"
Undead: "For the lich king! Also, again, the Burning Legion!"
Night Elves: "zzzzzzSNRKzzzzz"
Mistake 5: Picking a Fight with the Orcs
Night Elves: "WTF?! Orcs cutting down our trees? Get ‘em!"
Cenarius: "I'LL take the case!"
*PWNT*
Night Elves: "WTF!!"
Grom Hellscream: [Orcish] kek
Mistake 6: Releasing Illidan
Tyrande: "We need help, gotta wake the druids up. Oh hey, Illidan! I'm sure 10,000 years of confinement has only rehabilitated him."
Illidan: "GROWLowlorarrrr"
Tyrande: "...although I could be wrong."
Illidan: "OOGHRARGHghhh!" *runs off*
Mistake 7: Blowing up the World, AGAIN
Medivh: "Quit fighting you nubs! Archimonde is coming!"
Night Elves: "Oh crap you're right. Too late now!"
Archimonde: "Bwahahahaha!"
Malfurion: "Hey, I've got an idea!"
Everyone: *groans*
KABLOOIE
Mistake 8: Stopping Illidan from killing the Lich King
Malfurion: "OMG! Illidan's doing something crazy to Northrend! Gotta stop him!"
Maiev: "I'm kookoo for catching Illidan!" *trips Tyrande*
Tyrande: "Aiiee!" *falls into river*
Malfurion and Illidan: "I'LL take the case!"
*rescue*
Illidan: "So you see, I was trying to DESTROY THE MOST POWERFUL EVIL BEING IN AZEROTH."
Malfurion: "Oh, uh..... my bad."
Mistake 9: Building a new World Tree
Fandral: "Man, I miss immortality. Let's make a new world tree!"
Malfurion: "I don't think that's a good-"
Fandral: "STFU nub."
*WORLD TREE'D!*
Fandral: "See? This place is great."
Malfurion: "I dunno, it smells kinda bad... and I think I just stepped in some ooze."
Fandral: "Yeah? Well if you don't like it, why don't you go get lost in the Emerald Dream for a few years?!"
Malfurion: "You know what?! I think I will!" *gets lost in the Emerald Dream*
Night Elves: *facepalm*
Rest of Alliance: "Remind me why we put up with these guys?"
Bronze Dragonflight: "Because you're all a bunch of dumb f*ckers."
Crisis Nine May 8th 2010 4:55PM
You Sir, Just Made My Day!
Seriously, Let this guy write just one article... Please? :D
Zhiva May 8th 2010 4:52PM
I'm not the author of this XD just reposter :)
themightysven May 8th 2010 6:53PM
goes to write macro /use Dynamite /y You've just been WORLD TREE'D!
aramis May 8th 2010 7:33PM
NIce. But....
Mistake 5: Picking a Fight with the Orcs
Actually went something like this:
Night Elves: "WTF?! Orcs cutting down our trees? Night Elf 1, you take point and be ready to fear. Night Elf 2 you follow next with your thunderstompy move..."
Cenarius: "Alright guys, I'm going in. LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS!"
Night Elves: "WTF!! He went in! We have to save him! OH god! Oh god. Aw, night elf 1 fear! Night elf 2...2?....2?! Crap he's dead."
*Wipe*
Grom Hellscream: [Orcish] kek
True story. (>.
Reinhold May 9th 2010 1:16AM
Flawless.
Haha! Stupid elves! They fucked everything up!
Why can't they be so awesome, just like Fingolfin?