Choose My Adventure: One of each
by Robin Torres 
May 17th 2010 at 10:00PM
We now have one of each kind of warlock. Selfloathius will be affliction, Sahko will study demonology and Yakkowakko will be all about destruction. Mr. Hobbs will have advice for our young 'locks on Wednesday. In the meantime, here is our schedule for the week:
- Christian Belt, as Selfloathius, blood elf warlock: Monday, 11:30 p.m. EDT
- Anne Stickney as Annephora, the troll warrior, will be on Tuesday at 1 a.m. EDT (which is Monday at 11 p.m. Zangarmarsh time)
- Michael Sacco as Sahko, the orc warlock: Wednesday, 7 p.m. EDT
- Elizabeth Harper as Faience, the troll shaman, and Robin Torres as Robinemia, the undead mage: Wednesday, 11 p.m. EDT
- Amy Schley as Patent, the troll rogue: Thursday, 10 p.m. EDT
- Fox Van Allen as Foxlight, the blood elf paladin: Friday, 8 p.m. EDT
- Matthew Rossi as Andrenorton, the troll mage, Michael Gray as Grayfields, the tauren hunter, Adam Holisky as Adammentat, the tauren druid, and Gregg Reece as Yakkowakko, the orc warlock, will be making appearances as they can
If you want to join in on the fun of Choose My Adventure, please join us on US Zangarmarsh-H in <It came from the Blog>. Ask Robiness, Robinemia or any member online for an invite. Guild ranks of Lurker or above have the ability to invite. You are all welcome as long as you play by our simple rules, which can be summed up with "Don't be a Funsucker!" Also, please see the guild FAQ for the most common questions.Filed under: It Came from the Blog, Choose My Adventure
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Xevius May 17th 2010 10:09PM
How about drowning?
That seems like a easy way, many zones are equipped for it.
Tainnym May 17th 2010 10:23PM
Make the run from Silvermoon to Tarren Mill... via Plaguelands.
That should be enough fun for a demon lover.
Bvannas May 17th 2010 10:32PM
Hmm, as i think you can never kill a warlock too many times, a list is in order.
Running through RFC whilst naked
Insult Saurfang's mom
Dueling someone vastly higher level, then once pwned, run to a nearby fire. (Literal DIAF)
Barren's Chat
Get all your curses spell reflected at any opportunity
Trade Chat
Self Harm (see Life tap and Hellfire)
Hogger (obviously)
Gamon
Cenarion Emissary
Head to the shimmering flats and offer yourself up to the Goblins as a test pilot.
See if its possible to equip enough -stam items to become permanently dead (may require raptor punch)
Blastwaved off TB by a mage.
Tuxmelv May 17th 2010 10:40PM
I have a prediction! When Real ID is implemented, and Mr. Archmage Pants has all his toons relieved, we shall find another toon besides Selfloathius that is a warlock. One that looks to be extensively played. Oh the joy of another corruption to the right side of the Lock vs. Mage war.
Bvannas May 17th 2010 10:42PM
Extensivly played, yet only level 5, and strangly with 50,000 deaths
feniks9174 May 17th 2010 11:10PM
Leveling Destro? Ouch . . .
GrumblyStuff May 18th 2010 5:56AM
Indeed. I hope all 'dem 'locks at least pick up the hit from affliction.
Sikaros May 17th 2010 11:23PM
so is this on ustream or justin tv yet?
Xevius May 17th 2010 11:52PM
Another way could be Gurubashi Arena,
then anyone could kill him.
Catacomb Kid May 18th 2010 2:04AM
Log on as an Ally toon, grief Allies in Dalaran trade chat, tell them to see you (insert Selfloathius' name here) in Garubashi in 10 minutes. (similar to someone else's suggestion the other day)
Malsi May 18th 2010 12:28AM
I say Mr Belt (have my Babies!!!!!) should journey to the night elf starting area and jump off the tree! Nothing drove me as crazy back in vanilla as much as when I accidentally fell of that wretched tree and kept uselessly trying to find my corpse.
I deleted that nelf and never rolled one again! FEEL MY PAIN MR PANTIES! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!111!!11111oneone11!!!!one!!
Malsi May 18th 2010 12:59AM
I forgot to add that you must do this while listening to Justin Beiber! /cackle
Cheyenn May 18th 2010 1:02AM
Permanently flag yourself ... That'll do it
dick May 18th 2010 1:42AM
Poll on Selfloathius' demise? Did I miss something?
pancakes May 18th 2010 6:24AM
Mr Belt is the resident mage columnist, and as such, he hates warlocks. It's part of the job description or something.
Anyway, A week or so ago, the poll in the Choose my Adventure was "what class should Christian Belt play?" and it was decided by a large margin that he should roll a blood elf warlock.
Some of the commenters (Christian Belt as well, no doubt) suggested that Mr Belt's warlock should be taking advantage of every opportunity to be killed. So they're running a poll to decide on suicide methods.
icepyro May 18th 2010 3:00AM
in b4 someone complains that Selfloathius should have been whichever uses the imp the most to get him ready for the imp column.
And I must say it seems rather odd once YakkoWakko gets to the point of consistently not using Dots. So much for the Animaniacs theme.
Or I don't understand locks as well as I think I do. All in all, keep on rockin!
yeah...no May 18th 2010 5:03AM
Lock summon him to ICC and let the valkyries play with him
richard May 18th 2010 6:13AM
some pvp would be nice
richard May 18th 2010 6:14AM
Wsg prfered :)
Vaylein May 18th 2010 7:09AM
Mr filthy warlock should camp himself in the SW Mage tower and take on the portal trainer in hand to hand combat!