WoW.com's Weekly Comic: Byron, the Tauren Rogue!
by Kelly Aarons 
May 18th 2010 at 11:00AM
The real battle begins -- rogue versus rogue! One is a mini-Cuisinart of death, and the other is a gentle giant! I'm not sure if this will turn out well ...
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
benjaminjporter May 18th 2010 11:07AM
Second to last panel is some crazy orgasm face!
Ragen May 18th 2010 11:19AM
Holy crap!
Talk about a Female Gnome Rogue you can love.
Galestrom May 18th 2010 11:22AM
Whoa, that wild eyed look toward the end really freaked me out. Mostly because it reminds me of a former life, where such things were commonplace. Ahh marriage... *cough* memories. I meant to say memories. =]
Just a word of advice to our clever Tauren: If you value your hide, you'll flee. That look means all kinds of bad things are coming your way. =)
Rubitard May 18th 2010 11:29AM
That last frame: Krazee-eyez killa.
brian May 18th 2010 10:31PM
I ate the Tauren with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Rubitard May 18th 2010 11:34AM
And also, panels 4-5: This is how Gamon feels every day.
kcirreda May 18th 2010 11:54AM
Any1 else get the whole "At first I was like... BUT THEN I PUT ON MY R*PE FACE" ?
BigBoyI May 18th 2010 11:57AM
I don't think Byron is in any actual danger. As long as you fight allies one-on-one, horde will always win. It's only if that gnome rogue calls in a couple of his boyfriends that we have to worry about. Yes, I said 'his'. Everyone knows female gnomes are always played by 250lbs belly-haired neckbeards.
jealouspirate May 18th 2010 12:14PM
0/10, would not read again.
Veloxe May 18th 2010 12:10PM
Byron has already won, our little gnome friend just hasn't realized what happened yet.
Vandersveldt May 18th 2010 12:56PM
I don't get it. Clue me in?
Barinthos May 18th 2010 12:13PM
Tauren + Killing Spree = 800 pounds of beefy death
Venar May 18th 2010 12:25PM
As someone with a female gnome rogue. I approve of the last panel.
-- Jeanie of Garona
Sryii May 18th 2010 3:32PM
Last Panel: PERFECT!
. . . and historically accurate.
Quick! War Stomp! War Stomp!
Blayze May 18th 2010 12:52PM
Byron! Don't believe in yourself! I believe in you! Believe in me, who believes in you!
Ginny May 18th 2010 12:58PM
I lol'd hard at this
Syme May 18th 2010 12:54PM
Ouch! Right in the nose ring.
jishdefish May 18th 2010 1:43PM
Okay, so, if Blizzard did let Tauren become Rogues come Cataclysm, they would definitely add this in:
[Thundering Hooves]: Passively decreases stealth level by 1, but gives a 1% chance on hit to knock your target back 1-3 yards.
Tauren don't need an excuse to punt some Gnomes, but it's nice to have one. :)
Drakkenfyre May 18th 2010 3:15PM
And all Rogues would hate it because the target they are stunlocking suddenly gets tossed away from them.
Tainnym May 18th 2010 2:29PM
That last panel there? It reminded me of Alucard's crazy face in Hellsing before going psycho mode.
Run cow, or you will be turned into steak. Rare.