Buff(ing) For BlizzCon: Carving out Caverns of Time and unarmed combat
Buff(ing) for BlizzCon is a bi-weekly fitness series written by ShrinkGeek authors Rafe Brox and Michael McGreevy. Join the WoW.com team in getting in shape for the ultimate WoW geek event: BlizzCon.
We've all been there: bored in Storm Peaks, decked out in our blues and purples, and idly surfing through your achievements, when you realize that you need to give someone (or several someones) a knuckle sandwich in order to earn Master of Arms. Unequipping your weapon of choice (or eschewing your favorite spell rotation), you start slapping some unsuspecting rhinocerous or elemental. It takes a surprisingly long time to do that particular grind, especially if you're not built for melee combat.
What the heck does this have to do with our bi-weekly sojourn into the realm of health and fitness? Without the right equipment and skills, even something simple is harder than you think it's going to be -- but with practice, it gets easier. Fortunately for us, we don't have to subject ourselves to a great deal of peril in order to gear up, and we can boost our skills during in-game downtime.
This time around, Buff(ing) for BlizzCon will check in with the staffers who are on this particular quest to see what they're using and doing to help them reach their goals, and we'll offer a few suggestions of our own. We already know that if you're not doing anything at all, starting any kind of healthy eating and exercise routine will help. For those of you who have already gotten those under way -- keep on keeping on. For those of you who haven't, what are you waiting for? Extended maintenance?
Let's see how the Wow.com staffers have done tackling their objectives and interject some instant feedback. A note for the faint of heart: I used to play a troll and still have a fairly robust scent of Eau d'Au-Dessous du Pont (a low-calorie cookie to the reader with the first correct translation), which means that I'm not necessarily going to be nicey-nice. Co-author Mike is the Good Cop on our team; I'm a lot more like Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.
Alex Ziebart
I picked up the iPhone app Lose It to track my calorie intake. I was pleasantly surprised that it isn't particularly hard to meet a goal there when you actually have one. I've also spent at least 30 minutes a day on the exercise bike in my office, though I usually try for more than that. Thirty minutes is my bare minimum.
He's spot on with one of the most important factors of being successful: accountability. Knowing you have a specific and measurable objective gives you something concrete to aim for. A little piece of software that reminds (or nags) you to keep you focused might be just what some folks need.
Robin Torres
I've been walking every day. Five in a row so far!
Consistency is key. Finding something you can and will do regularly is the easiest way to make sure you stick with whatever changes you make.
Kelly Aarons
Since I signed up, I bought a mountain bike off of Craigslist and picked up a decent helmet. Since then, I've been going on a huge bike ride -- usually about 1.5-2 hours long, every second day. I've already felt my pants fitting a little better, although seeing that mentally is its own battle.
There's nothing that says you have to invest in all kinds of fancy equipment to get a good workout. If you don't believe me, grab a jumprope and use that sucker for 90 seconds at a stretch. There are entire disciplines that use nothing but your own body weight to achieve significant results; gymnasts have phenomenal strength-to-weight ratios, for instance.
This gives us an opportunity to segue into bio and exercise breaks that are already built into WoW: chartered flights. If your character is cruising along on auto-pilot, get out of your chair and get moving instead of playing a quick in-game round of Peggle. One of the folks who commented on our last Buff(ing) for BlizzCon installment was already on board with this plan: "So you've got a long flight from Theramore to Darnassus? You can bang out entire rep series of crunches, pushups, squats, etc." None of those require anything more than some empty floor space and a desire to get moving. If you've got a pullup bar or some hand weights (or even an empty milk jug you can fill with water), you can do even more.
Gregg Reece
I've been playing with my daughter, which is fairly exhausting at times. She is, after all, a 12-pound weight that wiggles. I occasionally get time to work on the WiiFit, although not as often as I'd like. The 30-minute free-step exercise on there is my weapon of choice when I've got the time. Overall, I need to pick up the slack a little better and get things scheduled a little better.
This is where the knives come out, because Gregg has committed one of the classic blunders (admittedly, it's far less well known than getting into either a land war in Asia or going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line): exercise needs to be important enough that you make time to do it. At least he recognizes that he's a slacker. If you want to succeed in getting an achievement, downing a boss or getting a particular piece of gear, you put in the time to get it -- whether that's doing a rep grind, earning DKP to get a raid drop or just killing that tenth rat to finish some obscure quest. Getting healthy takes the same kind of investment of time and attention (just a lot more energy). This is a common thread among folks who have made a point of getting healthy, and not just folks who are arguably gym rats like me.
To Gregg's credit, having a companion when you exercise is a great way to stay motivated, even if our companion is not exactly doing the same stuff you are. Also, asymmetrical or unstable weights are excellent for recruiting secondary stabilizing muscles. So, he's not a complete slacker.
Joe Perez
Been hitting up the WiiFit every other night, and have begun a regimen of running around the neighborhood and parks. I've dropped and kept off 6 pounds of the goal so far. I've adjusted my eating habits considerably as well. Like Alex, I have the Lose It app for the iPhone as well iFitness, and that is helping a lot. Being able to see what is going in my food, watch calories and track my workouts has been incredibly helpful.
Joe touches on another commonality among folks who are successful in making it to their goals: tracking what you do. If you don't know where you were before, how do you know how far you've come? Cleared Ulduar-25 with six wipes last week? Do it with five this time. Ran your last 5k in 35:00? Try and break 34:00 for your next one. Exercise is a vertiable smorgasboard (... orgasboard, orgasboard) for stat junkies.
Amanda Miller
This past week, I have drastically increased my intake of vegetables and reduced my consumption of processed foods by about 85%. I've been lifting weights and doing exercise videos 3-5 times per week, and I can feel myself getting stronger. I've also been walking more. I haven't seen the numbers on the scale move yet, but I'm positive that they will by this time next week! I've also been reading about healthy eating for education, inspiration and motivation. I have been diligently tracking what I eat with FitDay.com, which has been very helpful.
A very smart person once said, "You can't outrun (or outlift) a donut." If you're not eating healthy food, your success when it comes to exercise will be hampered. This is true whether your goal is losing weight or building muscle. Bonus points to Amanda for digging for more info to spice up the brainmeats. Strategy guides work for boss encounters, so there's no reason to expect they don't work for scale encounters, too.
Michael Gray
I'm one week into the new diet. It's a little tough managing to eat this much food, which is kind of crazy. I'm meeting the intake by doing two smoothies in the morning (12 egg white equivalents, plus protein powder and orange juice). The cardio is a pretty good time, but the anaerobic stuff is taking a little effort.
Not knowing exactly what kind of protein powder Michael is using, if it's anything like the stuff I've got, mixing that stuff with orange juice sounds no-holds-barred nasty. I'm sure a lot of folks are wondering what kind of "diet" calls for eating what sounds like a lot more food, but this is actually a fairly common approach for folks getting into a brief but intense muscle-building and fat-loss program like P90X or the Velocity Diet. By eating several smaller meals, your body can have a less dramatic shift in blood sugar (and, by association, insulin) throughout the day, as well as burn calories with digestion more frequently. The relatively high amount of protein is there to fuel muscle development and recovery, since protein is what muscles are made of.
As for me ...
As for me? I've been doing a little bit of everything, including injuring myself and having to do some rehab work. That may be an excuse (or to the sensible folks in the audience, "good reason") to avoid picking up excessively heavy things for a couple of weeks. However, I've put what could have been downtime to use by getting back to doing more cardio. You won't catch me on a treadmill, but there are other means to that end, so I'm doing some new endurance workouts and bodyweight exercises.
I just flew in from Booty Bay, and boy, are my arms tired.
We've all been there: bored in Storm Peaks, decked out in our blues and purples, and idly surfing through your achievements, when you realize that you need to give someone (or several someones) a knuckle sandwich in order to earn Master of Arms. Unequipping your weapon of choice (or eschewing your favorite spell rotation), you start slapping some unsuspecting rhinocerous or elemental. It takes a surprisingly long time to do that particular grind, especially if you're not built for melee combat.
What the heck does this have to do with our bi-weekly sojourn into the realm of health and fitness? Without the right equipment and skills, even something simple is harder than you think it's going to be -- but with practice, it gets easier. Fortunately for us, we don't have to subject ourselves to a great deal of peril in order to gear up, and we can boost our skills during in-game downtime.
This time around, Buff(ing) for BlizzCon will check in with the staffers who are on this particular quest to see what they're using and doing to help them reach their goals, and we'll offer a few suggestions of our own. We already know that if you're not doing anything at all, starting any kind of healthy eating and exercise routine will help. For those of you who have already gotten those under way -- keep on keeping on. For those of you who haven't, what are you waiting for? Extended maintenance?
Let's see how the Wow.com staffers have done tackling their objectives and interject some instant feedback. A note for the faint of heart: I used to play a troll and still have a fairly robust scent of Eau d'Au-Dessous du Pont (a low-calorie cookie to the reader with the first correct translation), which means that I'm not necessarily going to be nicey-nice. Co-author Mike is the Good Cop on our team; I'm a lot more like Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.
Alex Ziebart
I picked up the iPhone app Lose It to track my calorie intake. I was pleasantly surprised that it isn't particularly hard to meet a goal there when you actually have one. I've also spent at least 30 minutes a day on the exercise bike in my office, though I usually try for more than that. Thirty minutes is my bare minimum.
He's spot on with one of the most important factors of being successful: accountability. Knowing you have a specific and measurable objective gives you something concrete to aim for. A little piece of software that reminds (or nags) you to keep you focused might be just what some folks need.
Robin Torres
I've been walking every day. Five in a row so far!
Consistency is key. Finding something you can and will do regularly is the easiest way to make sure you stick with whatever changes you make.
Kelly Aarons
Since I signed up, I bought a mountain bike off of Craigslist and picked up a decent helmet. Since then, I've been going on a huge bike ride -- usually about 1.5-2 hours long, every second day. I've already felt my pants fitting a little better, although seeing that mentally is its own battle.
There's nothing that says you have to invest in all kinds of fancy equipment to get a good workout. If you don't believe me, grab a jumprope and use that sucker for 90 seconds at a stretch. There are entire disciplines that use nothing but your own body weight to achieve significant results; gymnasts have phenomenal strength-to-weight ratios, for instance.
This gives us an opportunity to segue into bio and exercise breaks that are already built into WoW: chartered flights. If your character is cruising along on auto-pilot, get out of your chair and get moving instead of playing a quick in-game round of Peggle. One of the folks who commented on our last Buff(ing) for BlizzCon installment was already on board with this plan: "So you've got a long flight from Theramore to Darnassus? You can bang out entire rep series of crunches, pushups, squats, etc." None of those require anything more than some empty floor space and a desire to get moving. If you've got a pullup bar or some hand weights (or even an empty milk jug you can fill with water), you can do even more.
Gregg Reece
I've been playing with my daughter, which is fairly exhausting at times. She is, after all, a 12-pound weight that wiggles. I occasionally get time to work on the WiiFit, although not as often as I'd like. The 30-minute free-step exercise on there is my weapon of choice when I've got the time. Overall, I need to pick up the slack a little better and get things scheduled a little better.
This is where the knives come out, because Gregg has committed one of the classic blunders (admittedly, it's far less well known than getting into either a land war in Asia or going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line): exercise needs to be important enough that you make time to do it. At least he recognizes that he's a slacker. If you want to succeed in getting an achievement, downing a boss or getting a particular piece of gear, you put in the time to get it -- whether that's doing a rep grind, earning DKP to get a raid drop or just killing that tenth rat to finish some obscure quest. Getting healthy takes the same kind of investment of time and attention (just a lot more energy). This is a common thread among folks who have made a point of getting healthy, and not just folks who are arguably gym rats like me.
To Gregg's credit, having a companion when you exercise is a great way to stay motivated, even if our companion is not exactly doing the same stuff you are. Also, asymmetrical or unstable weights are excellent for recruiting secondary stabilizing muscles. So, he's not a complete slacker.
Joe Perez
Been hitting up the WiiFit every other night, and have begun a regimen of running around the neighborhood and parks. I've dropped and kept off 6 pounds of the goal so far. I've adjusted my eating habits considerably as well. Like Alex, I have the Lose It app for the iPhone as well iFitness, and that is helping a lot. Being able to see what is going in my food, watch calories and track my workouts has been incredibly helpful.
Joe touches on another commonality among folks who are successful in making it to their goals: tracking what you do. If you don't know where you were before, how do you know how far you've come? Cleared Ulduar-25 with six wipes last week? Do it with five this time. Ran your last 5k in 35:00? Try and break 34:00 for your next one. Exercise is a vertiable smorgasboard (... orgasboard, orgasboard) for stat junkies.
Amanda Miller
This past week, I have drastically increased my intake of vegetables and reduced my consumption of processed foods by about 85%. I've been lifting weights and doing exercise videos 3-5 times per week, and I can feel myself getting stronger. I've also been walking more. I haven't seen the numbers on the scale move yet, but I'm positive that they will by this time next week! I've also been reading about healthy eating for education, inspiration and motivation. I have been diligently tracking what I eat with FitDay.com, which has been very helpful.
A very smart person once said, "You can't outrun (or outlift) a donut." If you're not eating healthy food, your success when it comes to exercise will be hampered. This is true whether your goal is losing weight or building muscle. Bonus points to Amanda for digging for more info to spice up the brainmeats. Strategy guides work for boss encounters, so there's no reason to expect they don't work for scale encounters, too.
Michael Gray
I'm one week into the new diet. It's a little tough managing to eat this much food, which is kind of crazy. I'm meeting the intake by doing two smoothies in the morning (12 egg white equivalents, plus protein powder and orange juice). The cardio is a pretty good time, but the anaerobic stuff is taking a little effort.
Not knowing exactly what kind of protein powder Michael is using, if it's anything like the stuff I've got, mixing that stuff with orange juice sounds no-holds-barred nasty. I'm sure a lot of folks are wondering what kind of "diet" calls for eating what sounds like a lot more food, but this is actually a fairly common approach for folks getting into a brief but intense muscle-building and fat-loss program like P90X or the Velocity Diet. By eating several smaller meals, your body can have a less dramatic shift in blood sugar (and, by association, insulin) throughout the day, as well as burn calories with digestion more frequently. The relatively high amount of protein is there to fuel muscle development and recovery, since protein is what muscles are made of.
As for me ...
As for me? I've been doing a little bit of everything, including injuring myself and having to do some rehab work. That may be an excuse (or to the sensible folks in the audience, "good reason") to avoid picking up excessively heavy things for a couple of weeks. However, I've put what could have been downtime to use by getting back to doing more cardio. You won't catch me on a treadmill, but there are other means to that end, so I'm doing some new endurance workouts and bodyweight exercises.
I just flew in from Booty Bay, and boy, are my arms tired.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Hakker May 20th 2010 11:09AM
What is this I don't even
dnerd May 20th 2010 11:12AM
Sounds like "Water from under the bridge"
I know eau and pont is bridge as in "Sur le pont D'avignon" and iirc dessous is under, but possibly underneath.
rafe.brox May 20th 2010 3:20PM
You're pretty close.... :-)
Joshua May 20th 2010 11:18AM
In order to have a better quality of life, it all starts with your health.
The way you feed and treat your body tells a lot about how you value yourself. You want your life to be better or to be able to have the energy to do more? Its going to start with your physical state.
We can all come up with excuses or "explanations" of why we do not work out, but honestly, if we have any time at all to play WoW or any other game/watch tv/ or hell even browse the internet, a portion of that time can be dedicated to making you more healthy................hell you may even prolong your life by a few years.
Dave May 20th 2010 1:56PM
I used to be a varsity cross country runner in high school, and the beginning of college. Then I started smoking cigarettes. Combine that with a nasty motorcycle accident, and I am severely underweight and not healthy. They screw up my sleep cycles, eating habits, and desire to exercise. I just failed my 3rd try quitting, but I haven't given up. I can't wait for the day that I can live as you say, Joshua, because I believe you are absolutely right!
I think the important thing is to never give up, whether quitting smoking(haha, don't quit quitting?), eating healthy, getting exercise, whatever. Just because you failed once, doesn't mean you will again, and when you are trying to create a habit, every attempt makes the next one easier. Plus later you can bore all your friends with how hard you had to work to get those leaner abs, to drop those bogeys, to go to bed earlier and skip the infomercials that you don't need to see.
Good luck everyone!
Way too Skinny Smoker
Joshua May 20th 2010 2:11PM
@Dave
Yea man, i hear ya. I was diagnosed with cancer last year (at the age of 26) and am going through a bitter divorce right now, but as I look back on then and even now, there is always a small window of time where we can do SOMETHING, whether it be small or large, it still counts as a victory.
Hell even when people raid ICC or any other raid, when they call for a 5 min afk or are explaining a boss fight that you know, we can get out of the chair and do some push-ups or something.
Anything is better than nothing. Its a hard hard habit to start, but as we all know, once something becomes habit (Smoking, Drinking, playing WoW)...............habits are hard as f@ck to break out of, so why not have a habit of getting fit and eating healthy :)
Grats to all who regularly work out and stuff, and much support and understanding to those who are starting and having a hard time.
Kaelshazar May 20th 2010 11:14AM
The correct translation I believe is:
Water under the bridge.
pawson672 May 20th 2010 11:14AM
@the translation. Water under the bridge.
Scooter May 20th 2010 11:23AM
I'm looking for a sturdy exercise bike (or some equivalent) that has a spot for my laptop and mouse. Most of my raids only go for about 2 hours, so even a light ride during that time equates to a lot of calories burned. On top of that I can keep myself breathing and air flowing to my brain, so ill stay sharp from start to finish.
Anyone have any ideas on where I could find something like this?
cendrekai May 20th 2010 11:44AM
I would suggest getting a desk like this http://www.walmart.com/ip/Cambridge-Computer-Desk-Black/8252078 only higher off the ground. So you can just roll the laptop and mouse over the handlebars of your bike.
Saphia May 20th 2010 11:25AM
a bit off topic, but the way I got my unarmed combat up was to do the wrathgate quest in UC barehanded. Thrall and Sylvanus kill everything for me, and I just wollup on stuff.
on topic - Wii Fit is very fun.
Suite May 20th 2010 11:31AM
As much as I have to give you props for this kind of an article, part of me wants to poke a little, bit, so I will.
Mind you, there is no ill will intended in this comment whatsoever.
The only way you'll make a consistent and permanent change to your health and well being is if you really -want- to. A lot of people talk, and say they will, but don't.
A few tips just help out a bit.
1. Cucumbers, Celery, lettuce, and other foods similar to them, are "negative calorie" foods, you burn more calories eating/digesting them, than they actually contain.
2. For those of you lifting weights etc (I noticed Amanda Miller mention that the numbers havent moved yet) muscle weighs more than fat, the weight loss will come, but for right now focus on the inches lost and the changes in your body, rather than the numbers. The numbers can be daunting sometimes.
3. You will plateau, absolutely and positively no question, you will. Don't get discouraged! Just kick it up a notch and push past it.
4. Grapefruit, cayenne pepper, and green tea all boost metabolism, so try and work them into your diet (although be careful about going overboard, although that can be said for anything.)
Two weeks ago I picked up P90X in hopes of tearing off the last 18lbs I had to lose (12lbs now :)), and the changes it's made in my body so far are amazing. I'd suggest it to anyone, just don't push yourself, and don't commit to it unless you're willing to sacrifice an hour or two a day to it.
Just...make sure you're doing it for yourself, and not for anyone else. To make a positive change in your life and to your body.
GoLeafs May 20th 2010 12:56PM
I'm a certified fitness instructor and certified personal trainer, and I can tell you: muscle does not weigh more than fat. A pound of muscle and a pound of fat weigh exactly the same: one pound.
Muscle, however, is more dense than fat. So if you lose a pound of fat and gain a pound of muscle, you will weigh exactly the same, but you will be smaller, because the muscle takes up less room.
This is a pet peeve of mine, and commonly people who have no education in health and fitness often say. A pound is a pound is a pound, regardless of whether it's muscle or fat. The muscle is just more dense and takes up less space.
doit May 20th 2010 1:36PM
@Goleafs
Forgive me if I'm wrong here but doesn't that mean that muscle weighs more than fat in terms of volume? Like says we have the same amount (volume) of fat and muscle, wouldn't the muscle weigh more? I'm actually really curious because I'm one of those people that say that :)
Galestrom May 20th 2010 3:11PM
The distinction is between Mass and Volume, which are two different things. A pound of fat has the same mass as a pound of muscle, however the /Volume/ of the former is much greater.
Delphionic May 20th 2010 3:21PM
@doit
Quoted from some cource to save me typing; "Muscle density is 1.06 g/ml and fat density is (about) 0.9g/ml. Thus, one litre of muscle would weigh 1.06 kg and one litre of fat would weigh 0.9 kg."
Hope that answers it.
Delphionic May 20th 2010 3:22PM
*source even.
Suite May 20th 2010 5:22PM
@GoLeafs
Im totally sorry :( I never claimed to be a health professional. I just was saying what I've been told my entire life (and throughout my weight loss journey thus far.) My intention wasn't to mislead anyone or anything, just to give encouragement from someone who's done it and is doing it. My apologies.
Lisha May 22nd 2010 3:26AM
GoLeafs,
Muscle DOES weigh more then fat.
Consider this:
Who in their right mind would compare 1lb of something to 1lb of something else and go "Dur, I wonder which weighs more"?
If you were to take 1cm square of fat and compare it to 1cm square of muscle, the muscle has a greater density and would therefore be heavier.
Hence, the statement regarding it weighing more is logical.
The faulty logic comes in to play with you assuming that someone would use the same thing they were trying to measure the difference between as the control as well. Simply put, they wouldn't. In fact, I believe the original comment by Suite suggested measuring inches lost rather then pounds.
Tankizgay May 20th 2010 11:35AM
Have more sex
ofc that may mean freezing your account...