Choose My Adventure: Death by Bieber
by Robin Torres 
May 24th 2010 at 9:00PM
Choose the adventures of the WoW.com staff as we level our characters in <It came from the Blog> on US Zangarmarsh-H.
According to your votes, Andrenorton will become an herbalist and scribe. For Selfloathius, the numbers were slightly ahead for tailoring and enchanting in the polls, but there were extra votes for engineering and other things in the comments -- with very good reasons to go along with them. So, Selfloathius will take up engineering and mining. And the winner for our favorite suicidal warlock's next death is to go to Teldrassil and jump off the tree, all while listening to Justin Bieber.
Here is the schedule for the week:
If you want to join in on the fun of Choose My Adventure, please join us on US Zangarmarsh-H in <It came from the Blog>. Ask Robiness, Robinemia or any member online for an invite. Guild ranks of Lurker or above have the ability to invite. You are all welcome as long as you play by our simple rules, that can be summed up with "Don't be a Funsucker!" Also, please see the guild FAQ for the most common questions.
According to your votes, Andrenorton will become an herbalist and scribe. For Selfloathius, the numbers were slightly ahead for tailoring and enchanting in the polls, but there were extra votes for engineering and other things in the comments -- with very good reasons to go along with them. So, Selfloathius will take up engineering and mining. And the winner for our favorite suicidal warlock's next death is to go to Teldrassil and jump off the tree, all while listening to Justin Bieber.
Here is the schedule for the week:
- Christian Belt, as Selfloathius, blood elf warlock: Monday, 11:30 p.m. EDT
- Anne Stickney as Annephora, the troll warrior, will be on Tuesday at 1 a.m. EDT (which is Monday at 11 p.m. Zangarmarsh time)
- Michael Sacco as Sahko, the orc warlock: Wednesday, 7 p.m. EDT
- Elizabeth Harper as Faience, the troll shaman, and Robin Torres as Robinemia, the undead mage: Wednesday, 11 p.m. EDT
- Amy Schley as Patent, the troll rogue: Thursday, 10 p.m. EDT
- Fox Van Allen as Foxlight, the blood elf paladin: Friday, 8 p.m. EDT
- Matthew Rossi as Andrenorton, the troll mage, Michael Gray as Grayfields, the tauren hunter, Adam Holisky as Adammentat, the tauren druid, and Gregg Reece as Yakkowakko, the orc warlock, will be making appearances as they can
If you want to join in on the fun of Choose My Adventure, please join us on US Zangarmarsh-H in <It came from the Blog>. Ask Robiness, Robinemia or any member online for an invite. Guild ranks of Lurker or above have the ability to invite. You are all welcome as long as you play by our simple rules, that can be summed up with "Don't be a Funsucker!" Also, please see the guild FAQ for the most common questions.Filed under: It Came from the Blog, Choose My Adventure
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
stickybones May 24th 2010 9:01PM
My ears...
hawaiiansouljah May 25th 2010 1:52AM
don't worry sticky, puberty is going to totally own this kid.
viendictive May 25th 2010 4:11AM
/agree.
Happened to Black Tide too. shame. (for the band, not bieber)
JBcani May 25th 2010 6:50AM
If this is Bieber's voice during or after puberty, it makes one wonder how annoying he sounded as kid.
Daniel Whitcomb May 24th 2010 9:05PM
Man. This song is catchy. I'm not gonna lie.
allisonwow May 24th 2010 9:13PM
NO! Resist him Daniel...and the way his hair moves with his... NO NO NO! He's getting to me too
Darn you Bieber! I hope the revolving door eats you next time.
Malsi May 24th 2010 9:16PM
Which song is it? It's a broken link since I'm on an iPhone
Daniel Whitcomb May 24th 2010 9:29PM
It's "Baby" by Justin Bieber.
Moomoo May 24th 2010 9:08PM
You ever put Beiber on this site again, Mr Torres, I will invest most of my wealth in the interests of ensure you may never do so again....
...Ye hath been warned.
Robin Torres May 24th 2010 9:25PM
You keep looking for Mr. Torres and I've got nothing to worry about :D
Moomoo May 24th 2010 9:31PM
Oh no! A fatal error!
The gentle folk I keep in touch with care not for titles....
...You still have things to worry about!
Robin Torres May 24th 2010 10:03PM
/giggle
I think the gentle male folk you keep in touch with would mind if you called them Ms.
Moomoo May 24th 2010 10:19PM
Three of them are transvestites.... They usually prefer it!
Superthrust May 24th 2010 10:38PM
Definitely Toasting in Epic Bread.
Malsi May 24th 2010 9:10PM
Woohoo!
I'm happy I actually came up with a good suicidal mission. This could have been all avoided if Mr. Panties sent me one of his undies in order for me to better stal...errrm worship him. Now feel the wrath of Beiber! Muahahahaha!!!!!1111one1!!!11!!!one!1
Anathemys May 24th 2010 9:37PM
Ya know, Justin Bieber kinda makes jumping off the tree a little redundant...
Camreth May 24th 2010 10:30PM
@Anathemys I don't know, jumping off seems like a good way to repent for listening to that song dosen't it?
Natsumi May 25th 2010 3:29AM
You forgot the part where he is REQUIRED to FRAPS it WITH VENT.
Señorita Pantalones must be made to suffer further, make him listen to an entire ALBUM before jumping.
I also vote he must kill 1000 mages with DoTs before he is allowed to quit playing the lock.
Triforceelf May 24th 2010 9:21PM
Man, I clicked on the video out of curiosity, I think you can just make selfloathicus listen to that, forget the jump. I should have known better, I thought it was WoW related :(
Tyr May 24th 2010 9:24PM
Ah the perfect warlock song.