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by Robin Torres 
May 24th 2010 at 9:00PM
Choose the adventures of the WoW.com staff as we level our characters in <It came from the Blog> on US Zangarmarsh-H.
According to your votes, Andrenorton will become an herbalist and scribe. For Selfloathius, the numbers were slightly ahead for tailoring and enchanting in the polls, but there were extra votes for engineering and other things in the comments -- with very good reasons to go along with them. So, Selfloathius will take up engineering and mining. And the winner for our favorite suicidal warlock's next death is to go to Teldrassil and jump off the tree, all while listening to Justin Bieber.
Here is the schedule for the week:
If you want to join in on the fun of Choose My Adventure, please join us on US Zangarmarsh-H in <It came from the Blog>. Ask Robiness, Robinemia or any member online for an invite. Guild ranks of Lurker or above have the ability to invite. You are all welcome as long as you play by our simple rules, that can be summed up with "Don't be a Funsucker!" Also, please see the guild FAQ for the most common questions.
According to your votes, Andrenorton will become an herbalist and scribe. For Selfloathius, the numbers were slightly ahead for tailoring and enchanting in the polls, but there were extra votes for engineering and other things in the comments -- with very good reasons to go along with them. So, Selfloathius will take up engineering and mining. And the winner for our favorite suicidal warlock's next death is to go to Teldrassil and jump off the tree, all while listening to Justin Bieber.
Here is the schedule for the week:
- Christian Belt, as Selfloathius, blood elf warlock: Monday, 11:30 p.m. EDT
- Anne Stickney as Annephora, the troll warrior, will be on Tuesday at 1 a.m. EDT (which is Monday at 11 p.m. Zangarmarsh time)
- Michael Sacco as Sahko, the orc warlock: Wednesday, 7 p.m. EDT
- Elizabeth Harper as Faience, the troll shaman, and Robin Torres as Robinemia, the undead mage: Wednesday, 11 p.m. EDT
- Amy Schley as Patent, the troll rogue: Thursday, 10 p.m. EDT
- Fox Van Allen as Foxlight, the blood elf paladin: Friday, 8 p.m. EDT
- Matthew Rossi as Andrenorton, the troll mage, Michael Gray as Grayfields, the tauren hunter, Adam Holisky as Adammentat, the tauren druid, and Gregg Reece as Yakkowakko, the orc warlock, will be making appearances as they can
If you want to join in on the fun of Choose My Adventure, please join us on US Zangarmarsh-H in <It came from the Blog>. Ask Robiness, Robinemia or any member online for an invite. Guild ranks of Lurker or above have the ability to invite. You are all welcome as long as you play by our simple rules, that can be summed up with "Don't be a Funsucker!" Also, please see the guild FAQ for the most common questions.Filed under: It Came from the Blog, Choose My Adventure
Reader Comments (Page 2 of 3)
artifex May 24th 2010 11:56PM
Baby, baby, *BOOOOM! HEADSHOT!*
(sez my lock)
Actually, Ludacris was the worst part of that. Sounded positively old and creepy next to that baby, baby, *ohhhh* ☺
beaglesan May 24th 2010 9:40PM
Has Amnesty International heard about this? Suddenly, waterboarding seems rather attractive. ^_~
RomanVS01 May 24th 2010 10:08PM
God..that song actually made me cry in pain.......this is the perfect torture for him..nothing else compares to it!!!
Goarther May 24th 2010 10:16PM
I thought this was sung by a girl, until I clicked and discovered HE sang it, now to go bash my head against a wall
marblz May 25th 2010 1:15AM
same here, goddamn
Moon May 25th 2010 8:24AM
Same here.
Robin for posting that Video you deserve to be grefed and camped 4 a week.
Bad... Very Bad.
Robin Torres May 25th 2010 11:08AM
Hey! I didn't choose death by Bieber. You all did. I just work here.
telekon May 24th 2010 10:13PM
Who is the little lesbian in the music video?
Zoquara May 24th 2010 10:35PM
lmfao.... I actually thought a few of his songs were sung by a girl, til I was stocking CDs at work and learned better! I was like "Whoa, that's a guy?????!!!!!!"
aramis May 24th 2010 11:50PM
Win.
Aaron May 25th 2010 11:05AM
Miley Cyrus of course! XDDDD
Stum May 25th 2010 12:39PM
I think it's Ellen Page.
Tirrimas May 24th 2010 10:37PM
Oh. my. god.
All the members of Menudo rolled into one kid.
Isn't he a bit young to be talking about buying rings? Hell, he doesn't look much older than my third grader...
Fox Van Allen May 24th 2010 10:38PM
Does Bieber play a blood elf, too?
feniks9174 May 25th 2010 10:17AM
Nope, pretty sure he's a gnome.
/Punt
Randy May 24th 2010 10:46PM
I'm gonna guess the drop rate of Beiber's testicles is less then even that of Zhevra hooves...but when he completes that quest he will find himself phased out of prominence to hang around with Mankriks wife where nobody will ever hear from him again
Randomize May 24th 2010 11:08PM
What?! Justin Bieber will be huge forever, just like the Jonas Broth... er, I mean Miley Cyrus... er, I mean any of the recent preteen sensations that get girls 8-14 going, until their 15 second attention focuses on something else.
(pauses)
Wait, you mean none of them have stuck around?
Damn.
Fletcher May 25th 2010 12:24AM
I will bask in delicious schadenfreude when Justin Bieber's singing career is derailed by a hideous puberty.
Greg May 25th 2010 3:00AM
Who is Justin Bieber?
Signed,
A straight male over 15
Natsumi May 25th 2010 3:33AM
That's because you aren't the target audience.
Target audience = girls age 8-12 and pedophiles of any age.
In my defense, I have 2 daughters under the age of 10.