All the World's a Stage: Throwing a bachelor party in Azeroth

It got me to thinking about the idea of roleplaying bachelor parties in WoW. Certainly people get married, and certainly there are marital traditions. If a character's getting married, and it's time for a bachelor party or a bacholerette party, how would the characters throw it? How could I roleplay through it? There are no doubt many different traditions for different races, but I'd like to believe the bachelor and bachelorette parties are fairly universal.
The drinks
Okay, let's be honest. There's not many bachelor parties that don't intimately involve alcohol. I've attended more than a few, and I've never managed to make it through one without spying at least a single beer. I usually recommend not drinking and playing WoW at the same time, since that can lead to all kinds of embarassing situations. However, the characters certainly will be inclined to knock back a few drinks. After all, our characters would have just as much fun getting a buddy rip-roaring drunk as we have in real life.
WoW comes with built-in roleplay emotes for drinking. You've probably seen them: "Michael seems completely smashed!" Buy all the varieties of in-game alcohol you can find, and get your married-to-be character as trashed as you can. It's a simple, silly little form of roleplay, but it is always these subtle minute things that build up to become a better roleplay experience. So rock out, and pass the dwarven stout.
The location
While I'm sure someone will disagree with me, I'm forced to argue that Icecrown Citadel is not the place to hold a bridal party. I mean, don't get me wrong. Lord Marrowgar would make a totally awesome tattoo. But his pit isn't really the place to throw back and have a party.
I still like Dalaran for the perfect celebration location. Both the beer garden on the Alliance side and the Filthy Animal on Horde side just scream "party" to me. If you can't or won't do Dalaran, there's obvious the option of old world capitals. I think Silvermoon feels a little more like a serene, bridal shower kind of place, but everyone has their own preferences. And hey, if you want some place hot to rock out ... there's always Molten Core.
The details
Don't forget the details of the party. You know "that guy"? You know the one. He's the one who gets a little too much to drink, gets a little soused, and all of turns stupid aggressive. Or, even worse, he gets completely out of control and starts hitting on anyone who will let him. Yeah, in real life, he's about the most annoying thing possible.
But in roleplay, he's a detail that helps reinforce immersion! Get someone in your group to agree ahead of time to be "that guy." You should probably spell out exactly what antics he's going to use to bring this touch of realism, so that people don't hold the behavior against the player instead of the character. But if you can handle that little challenge, rock out and have that guy.
There's also the possibility of a party crash. Just imagine you're hanging out in the Filthy Animal with the bachelor and groomsmen, when all of a sudden the bridesmaids and bride show up. Awkward, right? But this awkward moment is absolutely the fodder from which drama and roleplay can be drawn.
The story
The last thought I want to raise about a roleplay bachelor party is that of the story twist. Imagine that a group of Sindorei are huddled around a table, drinking and playing poker. With a sad face, the bride looks up and admits that she won't marry her groom. Instead, she insists, she will kill herself the night before. Or what if the groom lets his baser nature get away with him, and cheats on his wife-to-be?
These horrible and dramatic moments happen in real life. Why can't they happen in game? And wouldn't the awful, public nature of these events make them wonderful roleplay material?
In conclusion, you should treat a bachelor or bachelorette party the same way you treat any other in-game event. Give it some thought and detail. You should not only roleplay that exact moment, but you should also use the experience to build more roleplay down the line. This provides you a sustainable, enjoyable roleplay experience.
Also, try and have fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
caelwynn Jun 6th 2010 6:09PM
Just be carefully getting in-game drunk if you're RL drunk! The loop of infinite drunkitude can be jarring.
Shane Jun 6th 2010 6:21PM
Also, the requisite Lvl 1 Nelf of Belfs dancing on the tabletops for gold.
Gendou Jun 6th 2010 6:44PM
"I swear, Kor'kron Guard, she said she dinged 18 last week!"
DeathPaladin Jun 7th 2010 12:14AM
I should sell my (Draenei) Paladin's services for parties. Big, muscley Argent Dawn Crusader shows up because the neighbors have been complaining about the noise.
He prefer Bachelorette parties, but he'll do Bachelor parties too if asked nicely. He's not one to pass up the chance to strip naked and dance.
He also brings his own Pony Keg, to help keep the alcohol flowing.
Sean Riley Jun 6th 2010 6:22PM
Hold on. Now yes, in real world Bachelor Parties, I agree.
But the basis for a WoW Bachelor Party would be the Bachelor Party story. And for that, you need to do something utterly stupid; with potentially horrible future headaches ahead.
And for that, you need to go to Gadgetzan.
Basically, if someone doesn't wind up naked next to a goblin woman, while four of the party are trapped in Zul'Farrak with no armor, weapons, or any memory of how they got there, then that ain't a bachelor party.
caelwynn Jun 6th 2010 6:55PM
I think some of the Hookahs which are prevalent in the Belf areas need to be scattered about as they awake...
And strains of Hendrix' Purple Haze.
Sean Riley Jun 6th 2010 6:59PM
More seriously, the latter stunt IS the kind of thing I'd do. If you've got a good sneaky rogue, find a way to rope them into a dungeon while everyone is in a raid group. Then make the ending of the party an attempt to locate them and get them out. Not only would it have a lot of role-play fun, but it allows for a dungeon crawl, too.
loreaddict Jun 7th 2010 4:25AM
I believe there was a Flintlocke's guide to Azeroth strip about something like that...
Sean Riley Jun 7th 2010 4:28AM
A whole series of them, no less. I believe the priest wound up drinking something approved for industrial use, and involved several hookers. Also, Flintlocke got a new hat.
Gina Reedy Jun 6th 2010 6:46PM
haha I'll be getting married relatively soon. Funny post thanks for sharing.
Ves Jun 6th 2010 7:29PM
Get a man to burst out of a Lovely Cake and take the engaged couple back in time.
Rick Jun 6th 2010 8:31PM
NIce Who reference.
syth_leps Jun 6th 2010 8:04PM
I would like to claim one of the best in game Stag nights (What us in Britain call Bachelor parties.)
The Character (A Blood elf Mage) was getting married to a noblewoman, the daughter of one of the most well known RPers on the server, the Father being recognised as the Grand Magistair of Silvermoon. His best man was also a Blood elf noble and my character was the only Forsaken at the Party - and also an Apothecary. The Night started slowly, as the Best man insisted that we held duels in order to both entertain the groom and preserve his reputation - alcahol was not aloud. However after the Duels we - being the guests, attacked the Groom and wrestled him to the ground alowing me to pour a consentrated alcahol soloution down his throat. Then the real party started. We headed into silvermoon for drinks, and slowly managed to get him to strip. eventually he passed out, and we took him through a portal to stonard and, throwing him over the back of one of our parties mechano-hogs, we rode him south and through the Dark Portal. Loading him onto a Flying machine we took him to one of the floating rocks of Outland, and, taking all weapons and stones of teleportation off him, as well as his hearthsone, rolled him up in his cloak and tied it up. We then left him. Alone.
He almost died, and only just turned up to the actuall wedding. We also threw his clothes off the Abyss.
Falcon6 Jun 6th 2010 8:06PM
There's always one bar I'd go to if I were to plan a party in WoW: The Grim Guzzler.
It has everything: Rock bands, easy-to-provoke patrons, and a robot bouncer. It's the most happening club in Azeroth.
BigBadGooz Jun 6th 2010 8:20PM
but where can we get a mexican donkey show in azeroth? gadgetstan?
Rajah Jun 6th 2010 8:27PM
Blizzard is missing out on an enormous gold sink opportunity. WoW needs stripper bars and red light districts, especially in some of the rougher towns, like Gadgetzan and Booty Bay. Kinda makes you think twice when a goblin says, "Have I got what you need!"
Kylenne Jun 6th 2010 9:19PM
They exist already, they're called Goldshire and Silvermoon on RP servers.
E.haughton Jun 6th 2010 8:44PM
Here's one for you: get drunk at the world's end tavern (do your best to stay clean when you get outside) get a mage with slowfall and see who does the best at slowfalling to adal then maybe he can help you
Oteo Jun 6th 2010 9:30PM
Michael, I think you're forgetting something... Blood elves in their knickers. After your characters have downed a few beers the gender won't even matter.
Cambro Jun 7th 2010 12:46AM
Blood Elves have genders? I thought they were all women.