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6-24-2010 @ 7:24PM
Meet Bob now Bob was nothing special until he had a grand idea called the wheel now Bob is the great great grandfather of Bill who was but a non imaginative rogue whp did nothing but fish and play cards with his poker pals, one night while slightly intoxicated he bumped into a garden gnome and became unconscious he then woke up many hours later to find he had been taken in by a lonely female gnome called Pinky who would often go around throwing troggs and any irradiated gnomes into an incinerator built under her house, now her great great grandmother invented the brakes and so Bill married Pinky as he was strangely infatuated with Pinky (he found out that Pinky was an alchemist who stuck a love potion into any food she fed him) and then the gnome child Joebloggs was born, now Joebloggs was the first magic user in the family since the curse of flesh and so a great deal was expected of him. He was then sent to mage school but he got bored and summoned a demon and was expelled, after that he was packed off to Northrend sadly he was killed by a fish that had been thrown at him by a Kalu'ak and thus ends my story.
6-24-2010 @ 7:26PM
PS names are entirely fictional as to avoid further embarrassment to the parents of joebloggs
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