Cataclysm Beta: Goblin /flirt and /silly sounds
by Mathew McCurley 
Jul 1st 2010 at 9:00AM
NSFW Warning: Some work environments may not like these jokes.
The Cataclysm floodgates have been opened, and the torrent of information coming is awesome! Here come the goblin sound files for goblin male and female /flirt and /silly jokes and flirts. A lot of it is what you would expect from goblins -- money, wheeling and dealing, bondage jokes and... wait, what? Some of this stuff is pretty racey, and I doubt it will stay in game like the infamous "kill two dwarves" troll emote. Nonetheless, here are your goblin sound emotes.
More clips are after the break.
Reader Comments (Page 3 of 7)
Josin Jul 1st 2010 9:17AM
Not entirely sure what you mean by this... but then, I'm not a racist.
Josin Jul 1st 2010 9:19AM
Not entirely sure what you mean by this... but then, I'm not a racist.
Josin Jul 1st 2010 9:20AM
Score! Double post! Laggy wow.com for the win!
s0fa_king Jul 1st 2010 9:25AM
This is but one reason why I am so psyched to roll a goblin!
Jemhadar Jul 1st 2010 9:24AM
"I am the little friend...Say Hello!!!" That is awesome :)
Kylenne Jul 1st 2010 9:27AM
Haha, love the subtle Beyonce references with the female Goblin /silly. Fitting considering their dance is Single Ladies (and hilarious, btw).
Amak Jul 1st 2010 10:05AM
Subtle?
Kylenne Jul 1st 2010 10:41AM
The ring comment isn't the only reference.
jastillman74 Jul 1st 2010 9:31AM
You're from the midwest, aren't you?
pewter Jul 1st 2010 9:31AM
I really hope a lot of these don't make it. The female jokes/silly are skating really close to the edge when it comes to sexy/money jokes, although I really like 'sweet profit' and 'lets check some figures together'. More gender neutral jokes please.
Hih Jul 1st 2010 5:22PM
Party pooper.
Endless Jul 2nd 2010 2:49AM
What would you want gender-neutral sex emotes for? This is medieval Azeroth, not some early 21th century Earth. :P
Mortis Jul 1st 2010 9:34AM
I like that the males sound sorta like Danny DeVito as Louie De Palma
monk Jul 1st 2010 9:38AM
Yes. Goblins are the ever-so-popular black Jewish mafia.
Stormkiller Jul 1st 2010 9:41AM
"I got what you need, ZZZiiippp...."
"so then he asked me to go UP on him"
Awesome stuff, simply awesome
my friend sitting here next to me is now crying with laughter, especially after hearing both these and the worgen ones.
Great job Blizz, keep it up.
But I do wonder if Blizz have meen bugging my WoW, as I've been using the 'i've got what you need, ZZZiiippp..." for years.
Aigarius Jul 1st 2010 10:55AM
That's a zip-up wallet, you pervert!
Thanatos Jul 1st 2010 9:45AM
There was absolutely no need to make the Worgen and Goblin comments this tacky. Blizzard has forced people to change their character names for using inuendo just like this.
pewter Jul 1st 2010 10:00AM
Completely agree. Some of these jokes are brilliant (the female's bondage joke is actually cool) and others are just....urgh (e.g. male goblin joke about tying 'her up and do whatever you want to her, so I took her stereo'.)
The male goblin joke would have been funny if it was 'So she said to tie her up and do whatever I wanted to her, so I took her stereo.' Consent turns it into a bondage joke, as it stands it is a rape joke. Not cool.
scherbaddie Jul 1st 2010 10:09AM
it does say "she told me to tie her up..."
get off your high horse
pewter Jul 1st 2010 10:13AM
No, it says 'They told me to tie her up'.
I really do like a lot of the other jokes.