Cataclysm Beta: Goblin /flirt and /silly sounds
by Mathew McCurley 
Jul 1st 2010 at 9:00AM
NSFW Warning: Some work environments may not like these jokes.
The Cataclysm floodgates have been opened, and the torrent of information coming is awesome! Here come the goblin sound files for goblin male and female /flirt and /silly jokes and flirts. A lot of it is what you would expect from goblins -- money, wheeling and dealing, bondage jokes and... wait, what? Some of this stuff is pretty racey, and I doubt it will stay in game like the infamous "kill two dwarves" troll emote. Nonetheless, here are your goblin sound emotes.
More clips are after the break.
Reader Comments (Page 4 of 7)
Draelan Jul 1st 2010 1:05PM
No, it's definitely "She told me to tie her up..." you're just mistaken because of the accent. Blizzard does like to push the envelope on jokes sometimes, but I'm pretty dang sure they'd draw the line on implied rape.
Sharvis Jul 1st 2010 2:41PM
I heard "he told me to tie her up" clearly. And I agree, it's a joke, nothing to get worked up about.
cygnus Jul 1st 2010 3:24PM
chill, she's safe, he only took the stereo... no therapy will be needed
snarkygoldfish Jul 1st 2010 9:53AM
Whooooa. I understand it now. Azshara is going to be reshaped into your average suburb of Lawn Guyland. (Long Island, for those of you scratching your heads.) God they sound like my relatives.
Actually quite surprised at the lack of Jersey Shore jokes while they were at it.
And the gobling male "huuuuuuge" joke. I can't help but wonder if it isn't a reference to this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXRaboSo70A
Sharvis Jul 1st 2010 2:31PM
Oh god, no. I never wanted to hear Fucillo again! ARGH, why'd I click that.
snarkygoldfish Jul 1st 2010 7:01PM
I'm a recent transplant to the Buffalo area, and had never seen this guy in Queens. I'm too amused by the guy to be annoyed.
I really hope the Goblin mount vendors are seedy car salesmen types.
It's gonne be HUUUUGE Orgrimarr, HUUUUUG-AH.
@Madalyn - Lmao. :XD
irlunded Jul 3rd 2010 12:29PM
OMG BILLY FUCILLO.
new yorkers unite
Resto Jul 1st 2010 9:53AM
I don't think this jokes will make the cut they are way too mature, but I love them!!!
Win Win xD
Kaiser Jul 1st 2010 9:54AM
You've gotten your racist stereotypes mixed up.
Now go back to trolling /trade, there's a good boy!
Boven Jul 1st 2010 10:01AM
They certainly seem better than the Worgen emotes.
Though it's like getting flirted at by Cyndi Lauper and Danny DeVito.
brian Jul 1st 2010 11:17PM
Actually they're pretty close. I'd even say that so far, the Worgen Male flirts are the best.
The voice, just the voice.
Mihn Jul 1st 2010 10:10AM
I always wondered where the troll dwarf joke went. Pretty sad that the ESRB rates a game for teens so strictly, that was a pretty funny one.
Murdertime Jul 1st 2010 10:11AM
The female goblin sounds like Harlequin from the Batman cartoon.
The old goblin female voice mostly sounded kinda drunk.
vertigobliss86 Jul 1st 2010 10:23AM
Oh god, I think I'll abandon the horde for alliance now. I greatly dislike that new yorker-brooklyn accent X_x
(j/j btw...about the switching factions part =P. for the horde!)
reillymckelvey Jul 1st 2010 10:31AM
I'll pass on the rape "joke" and fellatio innuendo, thanks. That's just vulgar.
Corrian Jul 1st 2010 2:52PM
How crude these Goblins creatures are Mister Darcy, This is just most dreadful!
I give you the rape one, its only "funny" for shock value, but... What the hell do you have againts fellatio? What do you mean is not awesome?????
You just need a good visit downstairs...
On the other hand, your nick is kinda gay. Not in the way that you bang dudes, but more like kathy Perrys song
Brasson Jul 1st 2010 10:34AM
Are you implying something about midwesterners, jastillman?
nekorion Jul 1st 2010 10:34AM
1)Goblin Joke
2) ???
3) Profit.
tiberian_freak Jul 1st 2010 10:43AM
male jokes sound like an old jewish man
Suzaku Jul 1st 2010 1:24PM
By old Jewish man, you mean an Italian from New Jersey, right?
How can people be so bad a detecting accents?