Cataclysm Beta: Goblin /flirt and /silly sounds
by Mathew McCurley 
Jul 1st 2010 at 9:00AM
NSFW Warning: Some work environments may not like these jokes.
The Cataclysm floodgates have been opened, and the torrent of information coming is awesome! Here come the goblin sound files for goblin male and female /flirt and /silly jokes and flirts. A lot of it is what you would expect from goblins -- money, wheeling and dealing, bondage jokes and... wait, what? Some of this stuff is pretty racey, and I doubt it will stay in game like the infamous "kill two dwarves" troll emote. Nonetheless, here are your goblin sound emotes.
More clips are after the break.
Reader Comments (Page 5 of 7)
Corrian Jul 1st 2010 3:05PM
@Suzaku
maybe he is not american? not everyone has the american's fetishe for stereotypes, you guys kinda dwell to much on it.
Or maybe he is just racist, who knows!!!
MightyBurebista Jul 1st 2010 6:48PM
In the New York/Jersey area, Italians and Jews tend to sound so similar, it's hard to tell them apart.
Persephanie Jul 1st 2010 10:43AM
should have been
"never let a gnome do a goblins job"
slythwolf Jul 1st 2010 10:55AM
It's like the Ferengi meets the Discworld dwarves. I think I'm in love.
slythwolf Jul 1st 2010 10:56AM
(Discworld dwarves don't love gold. They just say that to get it into bed.)
wyldchyld337 Jul 1st 2010 10:59AM
Being a proud New Yorker, I approve of the accents. A bit racy with some, but isn't that the point of goblins?
Stormkiller Jul 1st 2010 11:07AM
@Aigarius
It's called a double entendre, can be taken two different ways. and we can see it as both, thats why we found it so funny.
wallet or fly, your choice.
Natsumi Jul 1st 2010 11:09AM
Little known fact: Kezan is actually Jersey. lol
iammurlocftw Jul 1st 2010 11:10AM
Love the gold farming joke, all the gold guides will be throwing goblins up on their covers now using proof that blizzard thinks gold farming doesn't work.
Oreet Jul 1st 2010 1:00PM
So Male Goblins = Danny DeVito?
johnthediver Jul 1st 2010 11:17AM
Thats funny, I kind of thought that Goblins were like the Danny Devito's of WoW.
Jez Jul 1st 2010 11:23AM
Sounds more New Yorker than black...
But they always had to stick fairly close to the "Time is Money, friend!" kind of accent. :)
Retardo the Magnificient Jul 1st 2010 11:26AM
All these jokes are very offensive. My delicate sensibility have been assaulted and I don't know if I will ever recover. Can't they understand that some of us may be adults legally but we still have childbrains stuck in our big watermelon heads?
Please let's make more games with hello kitty and also I would like there to be only 2 buttons to press to win, I can not think very fast. Oh and I hope they ship this game in a soft box cause I cut myself on the last one I bought and my uncle terry with the hook hand had to bandage me up which just result in a lot of hook wounds.
Also I think the female voice sounds very authentic.
bynde Jul 1st 2010 11:31AM
The males sound liek Danny Devito.
RuzGofDI Jul 1st 2010 12:53PM
Totally agree with you.
Munky Jul 1st 2010 11:42AM
I am the little friend. Say hello.
Prances in Underpantss Jul 1st 2010 11:57AM
I agree with Jez, they definitely sound like they have a New York accent. There are all sorts of different people from New York.
Oh, and goblins are green, not black.
watergem Jul 1st 2010 5:08PM
Would one of you amazing fellow WoW-addicts mind transcribing these (and possibly the worgen ones too) for those of us who are less fortunate? (Read: can't view videos @ work)
I, for one, would be eternally greatful. :)
Draelan Jul 1st 2010 1:39PM
Done, and done:
Male Goblin Jokes:
"One word..... plastics."
"Eh... I dabbled in gold farming, but I couldn't get the coins to sprout! Hehehe."
"Oh! I got it! What if we were to 'organize' crime? Yeah."
"She told me to tie her up, and do whatever I wanted to her. So I took her stereo."
" I am the little friend. Say hello!"
"When in doubt, blow it up! Hahahaha."
"Skip to step three... profit!"
"I don't make jokes. I make money."
"Outta the way, ya nub goblin!"
"My family comes from a long line of goblin sappers leaving their mark. My grandfather's was 30 meters across!"
Male Goblin Flirts:
"Oh, baby! You know how to turn my gears!"
"Ever rode a rocket before? Mine's huge!"
"Honey, I got all kinds of toys in my utility belt!"
"Whoa! Baby, you are a bombshell if I ever saw one. And trust me, I know my bombs!"
"I like my women like I like my fuses... Short... Fast... And ready to blow!"
"Let me buy you a drink! ... um... no, wait... You buy me a drink! Nah, you know what? Just give me the money."
"I got what you need. *zzzziiiiiiip*"
"Let's make sweet, sweet profit together!"
"Does this turn you on? *jingling coins* How much?"
Female Goblin Flirts:
"If you liked it, you should have put a larger, more elaborate ring on it."
"I'm a full-service kind of gal!"
"I'm short and good with my hands. How can you resist?"
"Is that your wallet, or are you just glad to see me? Both, I hope!"
"Wait til you try a piece of THIS shortcake!"
"... So, then, he asked me to go up on him!"
"Let's get together and compare our figures..."
"Let's make sweet, sweet profit together."
"Does this turn you on? *jingling coins*"
"How about you and me go out on the town and buy me some expensive jewelry?"
Female Goblin Jokes:
"Yes! I'm a gold digger... and copper, and silver."
"My adventure portfolio is up! But most of my liquid assets right now are tied up in post-dividend super-annuity remorgagement futures, bought on margin! It's a sure thing!"
"With the right bribes, ANYTHING is street legal."
"Listen babe, you gotta keep up. The world is changing! everything these days is 'now now now', 'faster faster faster', 'me me me', 'murder murder murder'!"
"I'm a modern goblin woman! Independent! I still let men do nice things for me, but I stopped giving them any credit."
"I'm a free spirit! I don't like to be tied down. ... What? You mean literally? Oh! No. Totally into that."
"If at first you don't succeed, blow it up again."
"Skip to step three... profit."
"I don't make jokes! I make money."
"Outta the way, ya nub goblin!"
Mitawa Jul 1st 2010 12:20PM
Yeah, I'm hearing a lot of New York/Jersey there. Especially in the female. She sounds like she stepped right out of My Cousin Vinnie