"What up, little belfling?" Throgg encouraged. The orc death knight flexed mightily, wielding his massive sword like other men held limp noodles. "I am busy using my immense weapon as weight for better curls."
"Yeah, that's kind of what it's about, man," Lolegolas said. "What happened to Shadowmourne, exactly? You got the last shard over me, and I'd kind of like to know where the bloody axe went."
Throgg laughed. "Oh, that old thing? I replaced it with this baby from the beta. This is Kliklak's Fearsome Greatsword. Isn't it fierce? Isn't it great?"
Lolegolas took a deep breath. "Shadowmourne, man. What happened to it?"
"Oh, that old thing? I vendored it for 50 gold. This quest drop has more damage and stamina."
"But ... but ... the proc!" Lolegolas gasped in shock, as if someone had just told him that hair product could decrease the size of your pecs. "The proc was gorgeous! And the sockets!"
"Hard to manage," Throgg said. "This way, I can spam Mortal Strike all day long and not worry."
"You understand," Lolegolas said. "I'm going to kill you now."
"I understand," Throgg replied.
Name Kliklak's Fearsome Greatsword
Type Two-Handed Sword; Speed 3.50
Damage 1007 - 1511 Damage, 359.7 damage per second
- 171 Strength
- 257 Stamina
- Improve critical strike rating by 114
How to get rid of it It sells for 22 gold, 60 silver and 79 copper. Not sure on the disenchants yet.
Update: Stats fixed. Sorry about that!
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