Ninja werewolves

Ninja werewolves.
I have stood on the side of all that is good and right in this world since the possibility of actually playing a ninja werewolf was announced at last year's BlizzCon. I have for years heaped disdain on the rogue class, but let it be known here that come Cataclysm, oh yes, I will be leveling a worgen rogue, and oh yes, said worgen rogue is most certainly going to be a stealthy master assassin, an exotic, night-clad skulker, a true ninja werewolf. That's all you need to know.
Ninja. Werewolves. That's it. I don't need to go on and on about how cool Gilneas and its atmosphere are, about the clash of beast and man, the political intrigue, none of it. Ninja werewolves, my friend. Oh, sure, you can be a goblin rogue. Because everyone's excited about ninja goblins, right? I didn't think so.
Let the goblin sympathizers make their Twilight jokes. Because you and I are going to get the last laugh when we pop out of the darkness and cut them from behind, and then vanish into a smoke bomb. Yes, rogues get actual smoke bombs in Cataclysm, and you know what? I'm going to be a worgen rogue, just making me even more of a ninja freaking werewolf.
That is all.
Filed under: Analysis / Opinion, Cataclysm






Reader Comments (Page 1 of 10)
Caliban Jul 11th 2010 6:06PM
Teenage mutant ninja worgen!
Teenage mutant ninja worgen!
Teenage mutant ninja worgen!
Heroes in a fur coat
Worgen power!
Task Jul 11th 2010 6:21PM
+10 bacon for you.
Well done. :D
Lucidique Jul 11th 2010 6:50PM
Wuhuuuu!
Elmouth Jul 11th 2010 8:12PM
OMG you get a cookie ;D
Joey2250 Jul 11th 2010 9:33PM
Ninja werewolves?
I thought you were going to rebut the goblin argument, not reinforce the it.
jam Jul 11th 2010 10:53PM
People making Twilight jokes only make themselves look foolish.
Werewolves have been around far longer than those crappy books/movies.
Noyou Jul 11th 2010 10:55PM
^^ This. Tauren bacon perhaps? Curse you! I have a night elf rogue and plan on making a Worgen druid. This article makes me want to level another rogue! Feral druids however can be quite stealthy too so perhaps that will give me enough ninja-ness. For the Worgen!
offday Jul 11th 2010 11:55PM
@jam
I was just talking to my friend about this today. I don't hate Twilight, even though it seems to be cool to hate it, but the fact is that werewolves have been around and have been awesome long before myself or any of the cast of Twilight were even born.
Another thing I don't understand. There's all this horde hate towards gnomes and how we are going to punt or stomped on or whatever, but then all of a sudden a race comes along for the horde side that is just as small, yet it's awesome? I don't get it.
Saminator Jul 12th 2010 12:34AM
People who Punt goblins go BOOM!
seanthehorde Jul 12th 2010 2:06AM
I wonder what would happen if a Goblin was bitten by a Worgen.....
And the plot thickens
Psiwave Jul 12th 2010 2:43AM
I'm confused, I thought twighlight was about sparkly vampires.
Oh well. For once I can be proud of my ignorance.
Anuillae Jul 12th 2010 3:54AM
http://www.darklegacycomics.com/234.html
Josin Jul 12th 2010 8:41AM
"I wonder what would happen if a Goblin was bitten by a Worgen.....
And the plot thickens"
I'd imagine there'd be a need for a cleanup. "Headless Goblin in Aisle 5!"
I can't foresee Worgen just taking a small nip at a goblin. It's a mortal wound or nothing.
Oni Stardust Jul 11th 2010 6:10PM
Worgen > Goblin, that is all.
Tomatketchup Jul 11th 2010 6:36PM
Ninja werewolves in all glory. BUT...
Spikemoose.
Eternauta Jul 11th 2010 6:50PM
That's true.
The bad part is that they're so cool EVERYBODY is gonna play them (except maybe hardcore Horde loyalists). I always try to distinguish myself and play something different than Humans or Elves (or whatever the flavor of the month race/class is), but I love werewolves so much that I'll have to make an exception and make my Worgen my new main.
Man it hurts not being a unique special snowflake >:(
Zhiva Jul 11th 2010 6:52PM
# Worgen > Goblin #
Literally.
sushigaski Jul 11th 2010 6:57PM
Yes, ninja-werewolves are so cool that everyone will be playing them (myself included). I imagine the worgen starting area is going to feel a lot like Hellfire Peninsula just as Wrath was released. There will be hundreds and thousands of freshly-rolled Worgen Rogues swarming the area, murdering everything in its path. A tsunami of ninja-werewolved destruction.
... I'm allowed to think thats awesome, right?
Dreyja Jul 11th 2010 7:00PM
Lol, well of course Spikemoose trumps everything!
I think if Moose became a playable class, the entire internet would melt from the AWESOME!
KyoKenshin Jul 11th 2010 7:14PM
"Man it hurts not being a unique special snowflake >:("
You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.